FA Cup first round edition
5 PL games today
>Bournemouth vs Sunderland
>Burnley vs Palace (3:00)
>Man City vs Middlesbrough (3:00)
>West Ham vs Stoke (3:00)
>Chelsea vs Everton (5:30)
Also first round of the FA Cup today, here are some ties worth looking out for:
>Merstham vs Oxford United (12:30)
>Cambridge vs Dover (3:00)
>MK Dons vs Spennymoor Town (3:00)
>Yeovil vs Solihull Moors (3:00)
>Northampton vs Harrow Borough (3:00)
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1st for prolonged death
>Spennymoor Town
gosh that sounds comfy
my predictions (important):
B'mouth 3-1 Sunderland
Burnley 2-1 Palace
Man City 4-2 Middlesbrough
West Ham 2-2 Stoke
Chelsea 3-2 Everton
Make sure to vc Lukaku because he's gonna score
If that's a lukaku double and Costa hat trick I'll be so erect
>FUUUUUUUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
LUKAKU WILL SCORE
>>LUKAKU WILL SCORE
>NO CLEAN SHEET
LUKAKU WILL SCORE
>>LUKAKU WILL SCORE
>NO CLEAN SHEET
LUKAKU WILL SCORE
>>LUKAKU WILL SCORE
>NO CLEAN SHEET
LUKAKU WILL SCORE
>>LUKAKU WILL SCORE
>NO CLEAN SHEET
FUCKING RUIN US REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ITS GONNA HAPPEN JUST PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY. TELL ME THIS ISNT A FUCKING DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAM
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
So how badly will Sperm get destroyed tomorrow?
decent post
it's Arsenal
they'll fuck it up, it'll be a draw or a Spurs win
>de goey
>tfw liverpool go top of the league this week
They won't. Arsenal's collapse has started, they have massive injury list and Sanchez is playing through injury and keeps demanding to be played instead of rested so he's gonna die.
Arsenal's defence is shit. Spurs isn't. So Spurs win.
And I'm an Arsenal fan.
What trophy you win for that Fitty?
I keep seeing this post and I still can't make out the Pepe underneath.
>Spennymoor Town
>gosh that sounds comfy
I can confirm that spenny is FAR from comfy
any solihull moors man in
our first time in the fa cup first round
spurs here, don't worry lad, we'll lose. we can't score to save our lives
Why is every club in the Championship shit? (exception of MASSIVE)
Yoyo Trash:
-Narrich
-Newcastle
-Fulham
-Birmingham
-Reading
-Barnsley
You Are Here Forever (w/ no history):
Burton Albion
Brentford
You Are Here Forever (w/ history):
>l e e d s
Nottingham Forrest
Daerby County
Blackburn
Aston Villa
Former Yoyo Trash, now here forever/for a bit:
Ipswich
Wofls
Wigan
Poo Pee R
Cardiff City
Not even going to make the joke:
Rotherham
Literally who?
Huddersfield
Bristol City
Kill some giants along the way, please
Nah. You'll probably sub Kane on at 70mins and he'll score. I just honestly don't see Arsenal winning. Our defence is poor and without Bellerin, our right side (which was always the strongest side for attacking and defending) is so weak now, especially with Walcott injured, that we have no threat. Meaning Sanchez is forced to the wings and that's just awful. I still want Sanchez + Giroud to be CF and to forget about wingers. Have Ramsey and Carzola/Ozil/Iwobi drift outwide or whatever. But your defence is so good, your GK is quickly becoming one of the worlds best (Which is why I was gutted you signed him) and I think it being a derby, Spurs will play brilliantly and rape Arsenal 3-0.
Also, send me a jersey, need to add it to my collection next to Rushden and Diamonds
Who /Swindon/ here?
youtube.com
Not that difficult tbqhwy
jesus christ kys
>jersey
fuck off yank
>right side always stronger
are you high
left if where ozil and sanchez hang out. right is bellerin playing gotta go fast and put in a shit cross
walcott/ramsey pop up all over the place
honestly it feels like you don't even watch the club
>There's a Halifax in the FA Cup
>There's a Halifax in Canada
Found my team
Who else /halifax/ here
Nah, these guys are more suited for Canadians
who /playingtomorrow/ here
>tfw relegation is all but confirmed now
>de goy
>he's only just heard of Halifax
>he doesn't remember when they were a football league team
fuck off underage
no shit he's a false flagger
here
Good, your cringey club deserves to be in the Conference, and your team owners in rice fields
Who here /Merstham/?
Grew up in the area, didn't even knew they had a football club. So fucking excited
>tfw we're going to give bradley his first win
when is mourinho getting sacked?
Bring Sunderland and West Ham with you, if you can
...
Fucking hell, I've just put Soccer AM on for the first time in years. Helen Chamberlain looks like absolute SHIT.
>give all these literal whos and roaches free ponts
>don't give lestah the shield
when we're hovering above the relegation zone in january
Not this year, because Sanchez has go to CF, Ozil has stayed in No.10 (though he has drifted out). Walcott + Bellerin on the right added pace and it was so difficult to defend against. Last CL game, Sanchez dropped to the wings and was way less effective (though might be cause he's tired).
Bellerin is injured, last time I checked. So is Walcott. That means the right is not very good any more. Ramsey is back but he isn't going to be 100%.
And the last bit is false.
Fuck off.
no wonder wade dropped her
Forgot the i in points
Don't you mean when he stays in Championship for two years straight?
>0-0
>90th minute
>Swansea have a free kick just outside the area
>Siggurdson takes it
>it's clearly going over
>an eagle comes soaring out of the sky
>picks up the ball in midair and flies it into the net
>loud rock music starts playing
>a platoon of soldiers and a monster truck crash into the stadium
>a crying fat man plants the American flag in the centre circle
>tfw United is about to be liberated
I hope Pep give Ihenacho a game soon, I was beginning to forget he existed
do not reply
do not reply to the replies he gives himself
ignore and move on
Could be down to 12th depending on other results this weekend.
Just finished watching Pokemon movie 18 (The Hoopa one), it was one of the ebst
I DO NOT SAMEFAG
STOP SPREADING VINDICTIVE LITTLE RUMOURS
TRAMBOPOLINE
>mfw that happens
don't reply to it
tbf it was funnier that they won it
the Moyes comparison becomes easier
I would love it if Man U finished in the bottom half this season
Where was Chelsea after Mourinho got sacked?
haha look at those little paki bitch tits
16th, 1 point above 18th.
Walcott, Monreal, Cazorla and Bellerin are all back in training, and apparently are all likely to play tomorrow. Think the only doubt is Cazorla.
The rule of thumb is that you'll develop 2 cup sizes smaller than your closest female relative
I'm pretty fucked if that's accurate since my sisters are pretty flat
16th.
Oh. That's great. Last time I checked (it was on that website thing) it said they had injures to important areas. But if this is true, thank fuck.
Not too bad after all, still think we'll lose, but that's made me happier. I'm a cynic.
>le mauled by the tigers video
>arsenal fans will be forever triggered by that and this goal
>and your team owners in rice fields
Do you think I don't want that? Simultaneously ruined City and the nearby village team North Ferriby with their shite.
do NOT reply to it
so is or isn't Cazorla likely to play, I'm a bit confused
Why would we be triggered? That's a good goal.
I just reported it. I think somebody needs to contact the mods and look for a range ban. This guy has ban evaded permas for fucking months.
HX6 reporting
Can't wait for Mourinho to get sacked, then hired by Reading
Based Medsman
Tramapoline!
Falseflagger pls go.
aston villa are playing against blackburn rovers lads
>Man U gets relegated
>Hull stages a 'le great escape' due to Mouyes
Remember the consequences of your wishes
The 'le mauled by the tigers' video show what you are, a cringey little yo-yo club that has no purpose other than to make EPL more blander by having MLS tier club culture
poleboo how would you like a little visit from the fuzz again
I suggest you leave this place once and for all before someone was to give them a ring
>wolves-derby early kick-off
zzzzzzz
Sods law states negredo will score today
>mourinho ever being hired by assad allam
lol
>a cringey little yo-yo club that has no purpose other than to make EPL more blander by having MLS tier club culture
are you really this fucking mad over a video from over 8 years ago
>guy grows up with a heroin addict mother who spent a lot of his childhood in prison
>Despite this he grows up to have 400k per month
>His mother bitches about him not buying her a house now
Fuck her
>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic heroin addict
What?
fucking blacks man
>Dutch bastard in an ENGLISH football thread thinking he has more right to be here than me
I've never been perma banned
Fuck off, read the reply chains. I can think Arsenal will lose and still be a fan. That's like thinking Redditch can beat Barcelona. I'm not delusional.
What has he done now?
What crime has he committed?
I wouldn't be mad that Hull is this decade's yoyo club if you fucks didn't do it so often
Cazorla is in training, but is the only one out of the four currently injured that might not play tomorrow.
What specifically was it that poleaboo did that got him nicked, stalking?
>hull
>yo-yo club
Norwich are far worse for that shit.
I made these threads
desuarchive.org
desuarchive.org
and this blog (see February and March 2015 entries)
poleaboo.wordpress.com
This apparently violated this law
legislation.gov.uk
One girl complained to the uni who then called in the police and then they brought the second girl in and then they arrested me
The uni suspended me until the trial
I plead guilty 5 months later because my legal aid solicitor was shit
Then the university suspended me for another YEAR due to accusations against me
There was no evidence but the police placed me on bail for a year
Nothing came of it
When I finally got my misconduct hearing, I was repeatedly called a stalker and asked if there were any mitigating circumstances that should be taken into consideration
2 weeks later, I was officially expelled
I heard he filmed someone taking a dump
>tfw you're more excited for the autism cup than today's matches
>he still follows that shite
And when a Norwich fan does spastic hand - arm movements, he is excused due to being inbred
I would prefer Hull fans over Man U fans. The 'Mauled by the Tigers' thing is silly, sure, but at least they're not customers. It would be funny to see Man U 'fans' scramble to find new teams.
Giggedy
mauled by the tigers is a good lad
you plastic autistic cunts hate on anyone supporting their local team
Nolito's mum is calling him ungrateful
>changing the argument
Oh OK, so you are a stalker.
your biggest crime is continuing to post here
NOBODY LIKES YOU
HOW LONG UNTIL YOU REALISE THIS
No...I just posted some stuff online, I didn't stalk anyone
>replying
Crystal Palace are worse than Hull. Cheerleaders, flying an eagle about, Pardew. Urgh, awful club.
Some people DO like me, I've made Steam friends and I get advice all the time
Don't forget
>muh selhurst park ultras
I can't help it la
he infuriates me
fuck this gay earth