G'morning user

g'morning user.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

i still gotta fap

Because im a young white rich male
The world is mine

because I am feeling very happy atm. Also currently contemplating if I should ask someone out for lunch, she's really cute and I'm pretty sure we have feeling towards eachother. I like browsing /b on muh ipad and having a daily fap to it. This being said, I've been thinking of bashing someone lately. Someone who King hit me years ago. I've never forgiven him for it.

Any anons got tips for a hit and run?

Because my child deserves a father. Saving up so college will be paid for. 8 more years. Then I will most likely end it all and leave her everything.

who said i won't

I need to solve this first.

you're all talk, go live cam it faggot

RIP

>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I have a well paying job I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I have a comfortable home, a nice car and own both
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health
>my credit score is over 800

>implying you won't be sucked into an endless void of depression as soon as you find out your wife is cucking you

You'd be surprised how happy and successful some of us are. Of course you have to believe we're all cucks or NEETs in order to make you feel better about yourself. Only true idiots claim to know who people are on the internet. Alas, this will be ignored by you to your own detriment.

>"alas"

24831597?

Because I'm going out to my summer house and starting renovations tomorrow.
Paint, roof, electricity and some other stuff.
Got a few months before summer is here.
>Pic related.

>alas

Found the rich user.. I'm jelly.

Not that rich mate. Mostly family money.

Family money.. Not rich..

Fucking kek. That boat costs more than my house and car combines...

Reason 1: Video games are a thing
Reason 2: Free Porn
Reason 3: ? ? ? ?
Reason 4: Profit ?

Granddads boat. I get out there on a Buster Magnum M5. Much smaller.

> The revolution calls

That boat also costs more than twice that of my car..

seems like a lot of effort, i'm not feeling it

Civ IV,
some good Job Options
its my porn day

i dont get to see her as often as I want to but if I kill myself I won't get to see my gf at all. also it would destroy her. besides that I don't really have a reason not to. maybe to smoke weed and take acid? thats not much of a fucking reason though

porn day ?

>playing outdated versions of civ
fucking pleb

SUnday is the day of the week i usually fap

Fucking liar.

...

Trips confirm

Because my partner isn't here and I promised him I wouldn't kill myself while he was gone.

cool. so the rest of the week you no-fap, save it all up for one day ? Good system you got going there.

then why spent your time on Sup Forums?

Enjoying a lazy Sunday morning

yep it doesn´t work every week but most of the time

cool, i may try something like that. It's seems like a good way to balance fap and fap control.

yeah i got that idea from one of those fap controll Videos where he argumented with the Hormone balance and since i was Single as fuck i thought i try it

cool.
how's your Sunday going so far ?

pretty slow ^^
fapped before i got to bed at 3am and now im playing Civ with friends so i guess i will fap later on in the evening

Thats exactly what im planning to do, just with my kids not yours