Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Taylor Swift standing there and looks at you
Wat do???

"There's leftover Chinese food in the fridge, make yourself at home."

Call the cops and have her arrested for breaking and entering.

Furiously start masturbating while defecating on the floor in a spinning fashion.

Slam my thumbs into her eyes in an attempt to figure out why her eyes are so fucked looking.

do a 360 and walk away

You'd be facing her....

shoot her because of stand your ground laws

how do u know ?

newfag

ask who the fuck is her. Really, who the fuck is her?

...

"Ummm... hi?"

faggot

We can start with a simple experiment. Take a piece of paper and write: "Dumb Ass". Tape the paper to a wall.

Then facing the paper on the wall, turn around 360 degrees and then post back telling if you were facing the paper or not when you finished turning around.

Ask her if zie wantz a shower!

i don't have a pen

you lose

...

I'd be 85% sure she has a camera on her. Avoiding prison is anathema to "faggot", but your concern is noted.

Hitler likes zo carnaval aswell!

I'd start defending myself from this intruder by inserting my penis into her vagina. Until the cops arrive to arrest her.

*looks nervous* "h-hey t-taytay" *blushes*
"THE HOSE IS YOURS YOU CAN HAVE IT!"

Rape, kill, repeat

Kill yourself, neckbeard

Make her eat all of the eggs.

kek

lewd

Force her to record hit songs about anti-semitism.

God dammit. Again? Fine. Get undressed I'll be in the bedroom in 5 minutes.

do a quick 360 and evacuate the area

This will literally never happen to any of us.

Let's breed some white children here 'N' now

Grab her by the pussy

>introduce my penis to her TayTay
>Fuck her hard and passionately, resulting in the best sex of both our lives
>kick her out of my house
>she'll write a song about me like
does with all the boys
>I'll sue her for defamation
>profit
>I add to my resume that I sued Taylor Swift for millions right after fucking her swifthole

Grab her foot and smell it before she freaks out and runs off. I'd never see her again but at least I would know what her feet smell like.

Shoot her for being on my property. REEEEEEE

"No, I will not gove you any of my rations. Fuck yourself you entitled cunt."

Fugg her

offer her a drink or something, ask how she got in my fortress of dankitude.

>swifthole
kek

Hyperkek

check the rest of the house for any other hot womens that might be hiding

Newfag

as i furiously masturbate, projectile vomit into her mouth and scream "THIS IS MY HOUSE NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

What the fuck is she doing on my property?

THATS THE JOKE NEWFAG JESUS CHRIST THIS JOKE IS SAID ON EVERY THREAD WITH "open door to house see X what do you do?" Thread

>walk into your house
>implying I would ever leave

I'll show her how Swift(ly) I came in my pants

lurk moar you fucking newfag.

>do 360
>no scope

calm down, user.
it's like in the song:
"Newfags gonna fag, fag, fag, fag...."

Tell her hello and treat her like a regular girl. "Can I get you something to drink?" Become friends or even lovers. A man can dream :(

Get out of my house, cunt.

> tip my fedora
> teleport behind her
> unsheathe katana
> "Nothing personal, Tay"
> stab her through the neck
> tip fedora once more
> spin 1080 degrees
> walk away

I bet you call yourself a "Nice Guy"

Fucking kek

Wonder if she's seen my piss bottles.

guaranteed replies.

Nope but you can't exactly treat her like some bar tramp. Play your cards right, and best case scenario you end up fucking her.

Excuse myself for walking into the wrong house and promptly leave.

SHAPESHIFTER!!!
DIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

How the fuck are you going to use THAT image and not say "I'd hit it"

You are NOT Neegan, in fact you have failed at Internet today.

Get my ak out and rape at gunpoint.

Ooops.

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"Can I jizz in your purse?"

Kys u nasty weeb trash

call the police and have the skank arrested for trespassing

Actually I see her in my house all the time becuse I have a TayTay daki

Tell her there is no way I'm going to give her tree-fiddy and yell get the hell out.

ask her if she wants a foot rub

beat,choke,fuck,chop,fridge-store

>asking a woman to do things for her. Nice beta orbiter.


I'd tell her: "My house, my rules. Take off your clothes."