Would you have sex with a dwarf?

Would you have sex with a dwarf?

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Probobly, would breed one though.

2 for the price of 1

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Is that a fully formed woman on the hood?

No, she's a dwarf too. She's called Elena Gant.

Then yes, I would fuck a dwarf

Sure I would, I'd lick their little toes clean and make them dress like a school girl

What about one of the ones in the car?

Eh....nah

Hell yes

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yes, most definitely.

Just with this ones

Actually, yes

more

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Im going to force myself to cum to this

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What's a dwarf?

It's the medical term for short ass, anyone below 4 feet, 10 inches.

Oh. And children don't count.

>This dwarf

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>Would you have sex with a dwarf?

Only if I was on acid.

Would wear her like a hat.

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yes yes yes!!

name

Dont know sorry

Jemma Suicide for the motherfucking win!

why do you do this to me, Sup Forums

I'm sorry no, just like fat girls, I can't do it. I want healthy carriers of my sperm, no fuckups.

They expect the same from me.

I'm not looking for a mother of a child, dumbass, just a unique lay. But whatever bloats your goat and all.

this
a thousand times this

I like the ones that are proportional. Not the ones with the fat heads and the weird arms.

dude, they look all the same to me

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I'm talking about the ones who look like normal people just short, not normal dwarves

Genuine fucking halflings, no pun intended.

I like fucking midgets cause it's the closes thing to a child with out getting in trouble

Who the fuck is this

I'll take the tall one

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From suicide girls.

This thread has been a learning experience for me.

It's Jemma? She looks way different in this one

Yeah, but not one of the downy looking ones

Yes, these are sexy dwarfs.
Most dwarfs, however, arent this sexy

But to answer OP yes would fuck a dwarf forsure

Ehh changing one thing here.
Actually would not bangsorry bout that guys.

No, probably not ever.

I have a tremendous leg fetish like you can't believe. Dwarfs do not help me in this regard as their legs are literal stumps with the ultimate form of kankles.

I doubt they could even wrap their legs around my body or anything

please...please... stop this... PLEASE NO MORE

already did....

Fuck yes

Selectively.

1,2,3,4 - from left to right I would bang.

Couldn't date one though, the humiliation of having to put them in a booster seat every time we go out to eat would kill me.

I did once. She was powerful. I thought she was going to fuck my dick right off.

What do you mean with "would"? Lost my virginity to a dwarf.

Anons who fucked dwarves can you please elaborate on yor experiences?

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Was she hot or were you just desperate?

Was she hot?

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Mh, hard to say. She was about 25-30yo. If she would have normal size, then i would rate 7/10. Happend on a village festival (Small one. Maybe 120 people at its best.).

I doubt she'd have sex with me unless someone put her up to it

>be me at a bar
>notice dwarf girl sitting there
>black bob cut and actual cute face
>huh, you don't see that every day
>she must have noticed me noticing her
>moves over to seat by me and says, "Hey stretch. Can I buy you a drink and try to take advantage of you?'
>kind of shocked, but laugh and say,"Sure, you can try."
>we have some drinks and she's serious
>apparently she was really into tall guys and I'm 6'4"
>she says we should get out of there
>takes me to her apartment a couple blocks away
>ends up aggressively fucking the hell out of me for hours
>I never ran into her again after that

Would you fuck a dwarf of erebor?

>hey stretch

Kek. Seriously user if this isn't made up that's some serious pluck on her behalf, good on her. What about anal? Tight pussy? Swallow?

yeah, but i'd keep her away from my cocaine

She seemed to give no fucks, and was witty and aggressive about it. She was tight and sucked dick like a champ with swallowing. We didn't do anal though.

Heck yeah!
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This one from Total Recall...

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, So can I call her EleGant for short?

It's Twigget (or Twidget), you god damn nignogs.