Vaguely describe a video game while others try to guess which

Vaguely describe a video game while others try to guess which.

The answer is in the coffee.

>I like to manipulate people

>bird game company
>vans
>5m draw distance
>MIND THAT CHILD

>be me
>return home
>home, at least it was till I fucked everything up

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAH DAWG

Silent Hill 2?

> Watch me shoot these guys in the nuts in a million different ways

>pixleated mmo
>14 classes
>pew pew
>holy pewpew
>SO MUCH PEW PEW
>fatass loot

Sa

>OP immortal god gets his ass handed to him by a little girl

Watch dogs

deadly premonition?

Man I drank twice as much as you... You don't see me puking lasaña all over the street

bullet storm or dick kickem or sniper elet

sniper elite?

Winrar

>be me
>giant turtle
>here we go again

you gotta save the world n shit

Indiana Jones

>on train in the best game ever
>robo bitch trys to fuck me up
>fuck him up
>train explodes

Any game ever ffs

>Los Angeles Riot
>Go to prison
>You want out? Offer you can't refuse

This should be easy!
REPTILE? REPTILE?! REPTILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was going for bulletstorm yeah

Pretty much any fucking game ever.

CAP YO ASS
AND YO ASS

MK2?

GOLDENEYE

Maximum Vague achieved

>taking cover behind a dead cow

nope

Scarface

TWO NUMBA 9

>have people that like me
>there are people that don't but I can't do shit to them since they don't like me
>make them like me by sending them my overfed cat and having him do tricks
>they like me now so I burn their villages to the ground

>Jayson!
>SHAUN
easier then it looks

>Big mysterious goal
>Get to goal
>It's fucking nothing

First Kekken, now this.

Is it a trend to meme fighting games?

Incorrect

Okay, this might be a vague one, dunno.

> Be me
> Fastbro
> Together with fatbro and fightbro
> No idea where the fuck we are
> But together we can fix this
> Or end up in valhalla

SPORE

Slight drizzle

No Man's Pie

yea

>nuclear war
>nuke Boston
>frozen in cryogenic
>Fallout series

>be village nigger looking for something out there
>game ends on a nuclear bomb

Golden Axe?

The Lost Vikings

no one even fucking TRYED to guess this one

>Be me
>Be leader of country
>Nuke everyone

Nope but not so far from the truth

Hint: not colors

Yep, not so vague apparently

Furries

>grew up with weird people in a secluded place
>get out one day
>whole world ahead of me
>meet a woman
>get a whistly thing
>blow on it
>magic.jpg

Bingo

realm of the mad god

Fags, is it worth it to try 64 emulator for android? Is there any game worth my time?
If only Mario and Zelda craps then I won't install it. Lol

>do daily chores, pick up check. get milk. ect.
>kick down neighbors door
>beat them to death with a shovel
>piss on their body
>use a cat as a shotgun silencer
>invade iraq
>gary coleman
>smoke crack

Zelda windwaker ?

North Korea: The game

>The old lady was Venom

>2d
>zombies
>holy shit flying eye balls
>only companion just tells me to build a house

Close but no

nope

Fuckin Postal 2. Silly fuckin game

Do it on a pc with a gamepad. Get ePSXe and Project64
Emuparadise.com

Onscreen controls are god awful.

holy shit nice job annon

OoT

A winrar is you

MGS

Ferraria

used to play it you forgot
>massive amounts of bullshit

yupper

civ 4/ any other game in that franchise

>3d
>girlfriend is dead
>fight some motherfucking beasts
>o shit plot twist

Honestly almost all Zelda games start like that

RE 7

Black & White

No.

Hint: I was elected to be the country's leader.

> Welcome adventurer to this huge world where you can explore and be anything you want!
> Now go cut fifty billion trees and then we'll give you stuff

Nice. Thought no one would get it

you forgot
>fame campaigns

fucking kek, best description.

Let me try this again
>Furries

>Massive moralfag during scripted event
>insane fucking cyclepath ingame

Destiny.
You can also try again with the spelling of that all caps word there, buddy.

>be some loser
>massive plague transmitted via softdrink
>suddenly now you're a cool loser with soap shoes
>fuck shit up with witty banter

Rust. Minecraft. Ark. Miscreated

SLY COOPER

Runescape

Yup

Basically yeah but i thought the "woman gives a whistly thing" and OOT being so iconic would give it away. Oh well, you still guessed zelda so you can be half a winrar.

still play it
>SELLING INV

undertale

Dude this meme is so old
And it's also a valid tournament playstyle

correct

Damn. Never heard of this game before.
I know! Is it Wrong Thread Dipshit?

Exactly

Fallout 4, 2ez

Bayonetta?