I bet most of you britbongs dont even know the history of your own stupid island

I bet most of you britbongs dont even know the history of your own stupid island

Go on...

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why would you think that? of course i fucking do

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LOL.
Your history is like 300 years old amerifag.
You don't know sheet about sheet m8

There was a king but he died so now they have a queens and fruitcake and stage shows and russel brant

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most of your history smells bad. our history is all the greatest technology and advancements on earth. the rest of you are nothing. you can't hurt our feelings. we just know we're the best.

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gay

>trying to remember over 1000+ years of history

have you tried to memorise 1000 years worth of information then repeat it at will opie? fuggin fag

So which amerifats invented television, jet engines and computers then?

Do you at least know what tribes and peoples youre descended from

literally who cares. there's a reason all that information is only in old newspapers it's because they are memes waiting to be recycled.

Discovered in 1066 by Wilheim the Concubine. Gt Britain or Englandshire as it was known then, got some kings, then Scotland, then the plague. Which was considered an improvement on Scotland. Anyhoo bit of fighting between the Chevaliers and the Roundones and it formed it's first rudimentary Government, largely consisting of some blokes in wigs and some blokes without. Not wishing to be left out Britain joined in when World War 1 broke out when some geezer got shot by some other geezer and basically Turkey was fucked and some place called Germany. Apparently Britain's reputation for fairness saw it have it's own umpire. The British Umpire refereed around the world, famously interceding in a big non existant argument in India in which the country was bizarrely awarded to Britain. Anyway some other shit happened and in 1920 The New Englan Patriots set out across the ocean of the space shuttle Columbus to discover Ireland. In a gross miscalculation they overshot a wee bit and discovered the landmass we know today as Canada and Canada south. We invented Rounders and a bizarre version of Rugby then left the savages to sort themselves out. World War 2 was becoming increasingly popular around this time after the Japanese had given the Canadians a pearl necklace so Britain waded in to help them out defeating France in about 5 minutes at the Battle of Dunkirk. Since then some other shit happened and we ended up married to Wales, the ugly neighbour. Britain still rules the world and remain unbeaten in loads of wars. That's pretty much it really.

Genuinely more autistic than I thought
>lol who cares

>immediately jumps from 1066 to 1914

And that's what you took from that.......

Australias History in a nutshell
>full of abos for 50,000
>white people rock up
>'were taking your land' the white men said
>don't even declare the black fellas as people. Class them as plants and shit
>start bringing over convicts and people who want a new life outside of shitty England
>most of the abos are killed either by disease, or murder
>couple decades later become federated in 1901
>get raped in Gallipoli in WW1
>get raped by Emus a few years later
>get raped by the Japs in WW2
>start celebrating the fact that we got bum fucked in two seperate wars because fucking Straya m8
>develop a national identity of sport, mateship, Australian landscape and bush, a fair go and she'll be right m8
>the rest of the world slowly falls in love with us because we take the piss out of ourselves
>get free healthcare
>ban guns
>Invent Margot Robbie
>because worlds most livable country
>2017: FUCKING STRAYA CUNT

Founded in 1790, as defeated redcoat-clad soldiers and upstanding australian citiziens washed up on the steep shores of an undiscovered island, Ingland, also known as United Britain or the Great Kingdom, claims one of the most storied histories in Eastern Europe.

Known primarily for its great strides backwards in human dental evolution, modern day inglend is also home to many culturally significant hallmarks of modern society such as their hallmark dish "shrimp N chips."

The great kingdom is also known today for its horrid mutilation of the American language, and is the only dialect known to have gender-dimorphic reception by other american-language speakers. Male American-language speakers generally responded that the English dialect made the speaker sound "faggy" "queer" or "like his boyfriends cum is stuck to the roof of his mouth" while female respondents reported it was "sexy" and "like Harry potter" and "we're planning on leaving their boyfriend if they ever met an englishman" in a 2006 study conducted by Devry university

As an amerifat, im far more interested in European history than murikas. Ours is boring and short as fuck. If it werent for 1st world war we wouldnt be anything but a 2nd class nation dispite what Roosevelt did after the spanish american war. Even Germany which is way younger than us would have outclassed us.
Ive been to all the landmarks n shit here and im unimpressed. Id much rather be in a place that has a couple thousand years of history.
When this place crashes people will lose their shit hard, but europe will simply say "meh just new millenia" and keep chugging.