You may only post in this thread if your country has the best cheese in the world, the best olive oil in the world...

You may only post in this thread if your country has the best cheese in the world, the best olive oil in the world, the best wine in the world, AND the best pizza in the world.

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worldchampioncheese.org/2016-expert-judges/
wccc.myentries.org/contest/results?event=59
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What's the point of eating out if you're surrounded by niggers and Mexicans?

>implying black and white people eat at the same restaurants
>implying I eat fast food
1) we're not
2) Mexican food is fucking great

Inb4 analy-obliterated Eurosharias

>white people
Don't kid yourself shitskin; Americans aren't white.

Ok, I'm not white. I still don't go to the same restaurants as black people. However, that's mainly because there are virtually no black people in my state. Even fewer Mexicans, at that. My 1/4 Slovene ancestry makes me exotic here.

Ah yes another burger thread about food.

Why yes, hello

Cheese is good

but our wines are where it's at

so basically this is a /California/general then?

sup brehs

keep it up ping ling :D

Congratulations, you join the proud ranks of countries such as funland
I'm not even kidding

Tell me about Spurdo wine

Ice wine?

Cloudberry wine mothafuckas

>2016 world cheese championships
worldchampioncheese.org/2016-expert-judges/

>WISCONSIN
>WISCONSIN
>WISCONSIN

Half of these people are American and almost all of those are from fucking Wisconsin.

Fuckit. I'd try.
Wisconsin is our designated cheese state. It's what they do.
t. another dairy state

Why is Vermont such a failure?

>Wisconsin is known as "America's Dairyland" because it is one of the nation's leading dairy producers, particularly famous for its cheese.
I guess that's an achievement as much as any other

>failure
It is? Hmm. I can't say I know the explanation for something I've never observed, friend.
Darn tootin'. We've all gotta have something.

...Except Kansas and Mississippi. I really don't know of a single thing they do that some other state doesn't do better/more notably.

I thought kansas was the corn producing state

>Iowa
>Illinois
>Nebraska
>Minnesota
They do produce some corn, but nothing compared to the greener flat states. Kansas is basically a desolate, dusty wasteland.

isn't wisconsin the state with the most finns

And 90% of the entrants are americans:

wccc.myentries.org/contest/results?event=59

Just look at each category. This is like me inviting Usain Bolt to a foot-race and declaring myself the fastest man in the world when he doesn't bother to show up.

>american judges
>"ay guys, u think da best stuff is made in America ye"
>"ye course man America best"
>"God belss America"
>"fo shure mon"

Nah that's UP michigan
wisconsin is german territory

So cute these Americans are. You are like the youngest kid on the playground that thinks he has too much to prove for.

>Australians

>So cute these Americans are.

It's a Wisconsin organisation and funded by the Wiscinsin dairy union.

Things that make you go hmmmm....Nootka.

We produce wheat you finngolian bastard

So Italy then?

And what conspiracy theories do you have to explain the Judgment of Paris, a blind tasting judged by Frenchmen organized by a Francophile Brit?

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