*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

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Ok cool. I was going to the bathroom.

Plz let me past let col putin
Plz zzz

Just hand over the gun so I can shoot Trump. I know he's your key to controlling America, but just, let it go

I can picture him having anime style super speed and appearing out of nowhere

This makes sense

Shill trying hard to be funny wewlad

those pants are a few sizes too big aren't they

dudes like 4'3", I'd just walk over him.

>Putin 5'7" 160lbs
>Me 6'2" 215lbs

The fuck out my way.

He is my goal.
and so if he blocks my path, he simply moves the goal closer to me.

How you doin?

He's a manlet, no big deal

>Putin 5'7 Ex KGB
>You 6'2 Sup Forumstard

He is your way now, fucker.

* uses poke flute*

desperate russian cuck shilling.

You like having him steal your tax money?

Out of the way shortie. Grownups have to get through

Sorry sir, but I need to get back to the Whitehouse. I've got a country to run. P-please sir?

>black belt karate
>sambo mos
>judo mos
bitch please

youtube.com/watch?v=Mr8glaM4ruM

How many nukes do you own?

Bow down and get the Order of Saint Andrew cause fuck yeah Orthodox

Hello Mr. Putin, I am deposed nigerian prince
Please share bank info so I can send RUB

"i wish i was a little bit taller"

I give him the thumbs up

If you're assuming that I'm anything like you, you'd be wrong.

Check em, Russian nigger

Kickboxing, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Judo and 5 years of semi pro boxing. I would fucking destroy Putin, not that I want to.

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"Are u Putin me on?"

'no, im just Stalin you'

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Not for long
>mangekyō sharingan

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THATS MY DOOR MR PUTIN

YOU ARE BEING AGGRESSION

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Weeb

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I says - "Fuck off russhit"

then he turns the valve and you freeze to death in your shack while RT calls you a nazi

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"Don't worry- I got this."

training at a local gym for 5 years and sparring other spergs doesnt really prepare you like a special forces unit and 20+ years of service do. But sure you would lol

He would fuck you up so bad...

We all are tough guys on the internet.

3edgy5me

*votes democratically to rejoin Russia*
>pic related, me btw :3

Lol I have 50 pounds of muscle on him and know how to fight. I'm not saying I'm the toughest dude in the world but if you knew anything about fighting you realize how one-sided of a fight it would be. Solid 50 pound weight difference is a massive advantage. If it was 50 pounds of undisciplined extra baggage that would be a different story but it's not. I've been in a lot of fights both in the ring slash octagon and out of it. Never once have I felt threatened by a man Putins size. I don't care if he was trained by Bruce Lee I would hammer him into the fucking ground like the manlet he is.

Then he can feel free to block the path of my bullet, with his head...

I'm probably twice as old as you but I'm half his age which is another massive advantage.

cuck

afternoon mr president

Someone plz shop him as Cell. lmao

putin definitely looks crazier in that photo. he has that "im gonna stab you in the face with a soldering iron" look

Would you please have your pet Trump dance like a monkey at his next """"""press briefing""""""? Nobody will see it, he doesn't let the real press in anyway.

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The people of Crimea are crying out for hte US Military to end Putin's holocaust. The people of Crimea are crying out for freedom.

US
Marines
Never
Back
Down


HOOAH

lol people really believe the trump/russia propaganda. Its sad. This post probably makes me a russian troll according to their retarded cult

he looks really short