How can I get a Somali gf?

How can I get a Somali gf?

piratebay?

Kidnapping

go to Somalia and buy one

get a syrian waifu. they're not chimps

Tell her you love her allaht
That she mecca you happy
Cause shia very pretty girl

It's funny because it's true.

go to germanistan

I think they're mostly Sunni

leave food out on the porch

Oooo tell her she hyjacked your heart.
That not being with her makes you go muham-mad.
Ask her what turban up too.

be a warlord who starts garbage fires and drives a truck with an 50 caliber machine gun mounted to the back of it

>that travel at the end
Fucking whistled

Is that Sweden?

That guy playing James Harden defense

>move to MN
>be on food stamps/other social welfare
>claim that you're tolerant and peaceful even though you refuse to properly assimilate

typical swedish neighbourhood

Then Say that she will love you back suni-nuff
That shes the bomb.

KEK underrated

Go buy one in IKEA

chick didn't travel, your crazy