Describe your last sexual encounter

Describe your last sexual encounter

>hanging out with gf
>starting tying her up with bdsm sashes she has around bed as a joke
>stops being a joke
>end up plowing her ass for the first time while she groans and screams
>so hot
>cum so much
>untie her and just shake for a while until we go shower

some of the g.o.a.t

...

>being bored
>browse Sup Forums
>fap a couple times

>Grab pocket pussy
>Look up hentai
>Nut in pocket pussy
>Get mad again because my wife is a prude.

;)

At first her prudeness was kind of cute and refreshing


Now it's just fucking annoying

i fucked my hand so hard

>walk around town with date
>drink some wine
>go back to her place, we cook and watch a movie
>I feel a bit weird and tell her I have to leave
>I put my coat on but she stops me and start kissing me
>"damn I've wanted to do this all day"
>fuck her brains out, go to sleep
>next morning she blows me, I cum in her mouth, I get dressed and go to work
>never call back

that was a year ago, nothing since.. I think I'm a bit of an asshole

Sounds like a good date why didn't you follow up

it was, but I was just out of a long-time thing that ended up being a huge clusterfuck, so I wasnt in the mood at all for.. anything.

I'm still not tbh, and it sucks

This. Now shes preggo and has less sex than normal. Fuck me. I could have picked dumber sex sluts to marry. But I picked an innocent preacher kid. Fuck my 19/20 y.o. decision making. She makes bank though.

Donated blood
Got really drunk due to lowered alcohol tolerance
Met this chick in the smoking area
went back to hers
she had full bush and it smelled like toilet paper
made a tactical diversion
I put my condom on and put it into her pussy
She was really dry so I whipped the condom off and it got a bit better
Woke up the next day to a patchy fake tan monstrosity.
Now my dick hurts with friction burns

>she had full bush and it smelled like toilet paper
incredible story m8

>Wife gets home from work with dinner.
>"I've been thinking about your cock all day."
>Go to bedroom to have hot sexy sex
>Tired from work, so my boner needs encouragement
>Tell her to sit on my face, she does
>Make her cum almost immediately
>Slide out from under her, enter her poonaner from behind
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>She doesn't like it, says she feels like her pussy is going to tear
>She flips over and we do it missionary style for a while
>I alternate between fucking her and eating her out
>She's ready to finish, so she gets on top
>She rides and cums 3 more times
>When she's done I get back on top in missionary position and finish
>"AIM AWAY FROM MY FACE user"
>Can't aim, pull out and just blast semen everywhere
>Shower together, fuck again, cum again

That sucks man, I'm jus referring to this girl that I started seeing, she's more cute than hot and at first I liked that she was being a bit standoffish ya know like making me work for it but in the last two months she only will have sex like every third time we hang out and it honestly not funny anymore.

I figured once we fucked it would be...ya know normal and we would fuck all the time after that, I don't know what this bitch thinks she's accomplishing but I'm probably going to bail once I find someone else I like more

>Be me, be in a bar
>see girl I kind if know with her friends. Go up and say Hi
>introduced to friends. Hit it off with one of them
>get drunk, go back to her place
>fuck, fall asleep
>wake up to cooked breakfast
>she says thank you but was a one night thing. Win.jpg
>I go home

Was drunk as tits, in an alcoholic go out every week cycle, met a paramedic friend thru a friend. She had issues clearly but was a flirty person, slept around a bit. that night was fkd up on MDMA and we danced and made out this pub/club then went back to hers/my friends place and i was beyond drunk like falling asleep drunk.

She was calling her ex or some shit when i went into her room and she took her dress off and only hung up once i'd taken me pants off some how, i ended up stalling like shit because i wanted to sleep but being inexperienced and stupid i didn't just avoid the situation in the first place, but in the end i didn't pop a stiff one because my body said no but my mind said yes, fell asleep she went elsewhere and that's all she wrote

Two minutes of thunder. Followed by 5 months of not seeing her again. My job sucks. At least it sucks if you're married.

to clarify she was doing drugs i was not, i was just x4 as drunk and no way was my dick gonna work

ooh man that game fucking sucks
some girls are like that.. in fact my first gf was, but when we got really used to each other the sex became better and she eventually wanted more and more, even more than me, she got very kinky - i'd say, if you really like her, don't give up just yet

>quickie before flying back to college

not much to say user

>wake up
>boner
>fap
>eat breakfast

girl from work i'd made out with before when drunk... Been snapping her lately. Yesterday morning, snapping her and it gets really flirty to the point where she's telling me she's so horny and wants to bang.
Arrange that we'd go to hers after work that evening (both finished at 11pm)
Went to hers, banged on her sofa while her parents were upstairs. Came inside her
i'm 21 she's 18, shit was cash. probably will bang again

This morning w/ bride.
We got drunk yesterday and woke up late.
We had barely no time for a quickie.
Hurry up. Little bj (not returning the favor cuz period). Play with pussy applying Play-O on clit. Apply Dragon on muh dong and handle her our Hitachi. Penetrate.
She cums in like 3-4 minutes. Stretches vagina walls. Cum into her. Short but intense orgasms for both of us.
Got dressed and went to have lunch with parents in law for their anniversary.

Enjoy your unwanted child

So me and this girl were friends for a pretty long time.. but nothing really more than that.
One day she decides to sleep over at my place and I was like yeah okay sure. I get the couch ready for her and she asks if she can just sleep in my bed, and Again I was like, UH YEAH SURE. Anyway, we didnt do anything that night but slight cuddle. This happens for like 10 nights.. but im really starting to want to fuck her real bad... I text her saying that Im starting to have sensual feelings, she doesnt seem super interested but not against it.
One night she comes over and asks to watch a movie, we watch the newest Alice in wonderland movie (movie was eh) but right after the movie she lays on my chest and stares at me inches from my face. She wants me to kiss her.. I go in for a small kiss but then she grabs my head and starts full on making out with me, we shed our clothes off and 4play for like 30 minutes.. and then, we just straight up fucked.. and i fucked her in several different positions as I was the dominant one.. Was fucking hot as hell..

Well here is my deal

I've never really settled down, ya know I've always just fucked around friends with bennifits my relationships have always been non comittal but now I just turned 27 and I'm ready for something serous but I don't think I know how lol

I'm used to very sexually aggressive relationships and while I'm
Okay giving this more tame thing a chance ...it's too tame

And it might that I just don't like her enlighten to want to do this with her, idk I think it was a good first attempt but Im
about to cheat on her practically because she is so annoyingly prude

yeah what a fuckwit lmao

>meet guy on grindr
>exchange photos
>decide to meet up at his place
>I walk in his house
>commencenakeyshakey.exe
>his dong is much smaller than it was in photos, and looks wierd
>get up off my knees, put my pants on, and drive home
>beat my meat and delete grindr

When did you start fucking your sister?

BJ from a stripper

eh she's on the pill
or atleast she told me she was
she seems sensible enough not to fuck around with those kinda things. Either way fuck it

Dude. Never trust a woman when they say that. You be sure to push her down some stairs when you get the chance

>woke wife up at 2am
>gimme dat ass
>"go to sleep"
>we can do this the easy way or the hard way
>"it's 2am, go to sleep user"
>get out of bed, walk to her side, pull out boner
>I dreamed you and your sister were blowing me, I'm too horny to sleep
>"so go take care of yourself"
>insert penis into her mouth
>she's wide awake, and pissed
>"what the fuck, user?!"
>can't help it, pin her down and out penis back in her mouth
>she's equal parts mad and aroused
>keep fucking wife's mouth, she's way into now
>cum
>back to sleep, wife is annoyed because now she's horny

...

met an ugly chick on pof
drove to her house an hour away
made small talk then fucked
I asked her what she was thinking she said
that she just wanted me to leave
drove home crying with her cum on my face

Hahaha I love you user

>buy some subway footlong February yeee with the gf
>get a redbox movie( Bad Moms) fuck my life
>get home and go to my room undress the gf slowly suck them tittys first grab her hand put it on my cock
>switch from missionary to doggy to cowgirl and bust the hugest load in her pussy

Made me laugh, great one

>go to fwb apartment
>she smokes pot while I lie on her bed and tell her some stuff
>she looks for a condom
>get naked she sucks my dick, i eat her out
>fuck
>she was finishing her period so blood on me and her
>go to shower, she blows me in shower
>get dressed, go get food then leave

On Friday

Must be a fellow married user lol

Would you fuck me?

Yesterday, gf and I went out to breakfast
came home and sat on the back porch enjoying the unusually warm weather. Told her straight up that I we should go in the bedroom because I was in a pussy grabbing mood.
>Spent a few minutes kissing
>She grabbed for the 'big' pillow
>lays over over the pillow with ass up in the air
>I spend a good 15-20 minutes fucking
>alternate between slow and very hard
>slap her ass hard several times
>I lay on my back and tell he to clean my cock off
>she licks my cock and balls clean
>then she climbs on me and rides me to her 3rd orgasm.
>After she comes down a bit she starts sucking my cock again
>GF is very sexual and loves to suck dick
>she hits her rhythm where's obviously into sucking my dick and is in her head playing some pornographic fantasy
>I start talking to to her, telling her what a nasty slut she is for sucking dick like she does
>reminding her that I recognize that because she's a slut she needs a good hard fucking, needs a lot of my dick, etc.
>the more I call her a slut the more get's into it
>I climb off the bed, and standing next to the bed I roughly position her on her back, feet in the air
>I pound her pussy really hard for 5 or 10 minutes
>continue talking to her, telling her that thata slut like her needs a really hard fuck etc.
>when I'm ready to come I tell her to turn around and hang her head off the side of the bed
>fuck her throat, rub my taint on her face
>order to to finger her pussy (I like to watch)
>when I'm about ready to cum I make her say "please cum on my face" and then I tell her that only a nasty slut would ever say such a thing
>she's begging me to cum on her face when I let loose with a load - that goes all over her face.
>I lay down and she goes and gets a warm wash cloth to clean me up - she still has cum all over her face

I love my life

Woke up 2 hours ago, shake GF, plow, go back to bed

I was face fucking this little fat fuck I've been fucking every now and then and the hambeast puked all over me.

Kek

>last night fucked up on whiskey
>invite girl to my 2 bed apt.
>bust out the fold out
>she arrives, I fix her some whiskey with ice
>we play Mario party 9
>Toad Road easy fucking course
>CPUs on Very Hard
> I end game with 85 mini stars
> she has 6
>'well what does the winner want?' Spake she
>flip her over
>clothes off
>doggo staring like wtf m8
>massage her ass with lube
>slip my thumb in
>slip my dick in her pussy
>weird how close your thumb and cock become there
>she blasts buckets everywhere after 5 minutes
>the whole time Mario party champion screen music is playing and Waluigi is dancing on the screen

I like your style my sex life is similar with my gf

By I can't do dirty talk it just comes out so stupid sounding and it makes me laugh

It took 10 nights before you made out with a chick who was sleeping over? Beta af tbh

I'm surprised he actually did it. Gotta give that to him at least.

>kek Mario music in background

I jerked off and came all over my girlfriend's face after she got fucked by my buddy Jamal for 30 minutes. Was so hot

The usual, four finger death grip

And you let her get aids just like that?

Sex talk is very tricky. W/ my ex-wife and a few gf's it never worked. Like you said, sounded stupid. Been with this gf a few years and it just clicks. I reserve it for certain occasions but I haven't found anything that's out of bounds yet and it really get's her going. Funny thing; phone sex or sexting she thinks are insanely stupid. ???

>be me, 31 yr old contractor who works in Afghanstan, military veteran
>come home for vacation and meet up with solid 8/10 girl i've had a crush on for years while we served
>hang out finally and do everything right, make her bellow with laughter, perfect flirting, pay her way through the night
>she invites me inside when I'm dropping her off
>Go inside, get naked, be inside of her
>pump for about 10 minutes and lose boner and tired because I haven't had sex in a long long time due to deployment and deployment stress
>femanon gives me a second chance a couple nights later
>do same thing
>wonder why the fuck I can't shake the anxiety

...

>Get high as fuck on a mix of alcohol, bath salts, and synthetic weed, awake for days at a time.
>Go over neighbors house
>He's an amateur dj and a drug dealer.
>He has some ketamine, snort it.
>Wake up fucking to him fucking his 11 year old daughter
>Figure why the hell not, join in.
>Blow load in 11 year old pussy


>Never go over his house again, never do drugs again for fear of party van.

Thats was 4 years ago.

you havent had sex since then?

Buy sidenifil citrate(I think it's called) will make you rock hard no matter what very cheap also

I go through dubai and pick a bottle up of the legit stuff. They have the 50mg. Works _sometimes_

>wonder why the fuck I can't shake the anxiety
Stress hormones like Cortisol are boner poison. Just thinking about your junk can release cortisol and leave you limp.
I'm a vet with PTSD. I've been in your position. Relax - enjoy your femanon time - focus on the enjoying the moment - not a particular outcome.

>had sex

Nope. I've gained 200lbs (I'm like 425lbs now) due to getting a monthly injection for schizophrenia and I have no confidence. I was weirded out about sex for a long time after anyway, I've always been dominate and forceful but felt like I was raping the poor girls even though they always said yes.

Not going to lie the 11 year old was the best sex I've ever had and I've slept with 80+ women in my life, just none recently.

>amount of truth in this story
>skinny people in the south
what do these two things have in common?

Given the risk or reproduction, please practice abstience

Didn't happen

>last Christmas
>be me
>be hanging out with group of friends
>some new people
>this girl
>chatting
>driving her home with my bike cuz she didn't have anyone to drive her home
>talking all the way to her house
>she asks if I want to continue to chat
>basically driving around chatting whole night
>pick some small park to rest and chat
>we kiss
>chatting till morning
>no place to go
>be virgin, be broke
>last option is my home
>taking her to my shabby room
>she is tired so sleeps like a rock
>be in same bed
>feeling her up
>she gets horny
>hurriedly get out to buy a pack of condoms
>end up not using any during most of the fucking
>lost virginity at age of 24 to a 17yo girl
>aww yissss
>fucking for hours
>damn, turns out watching porn does help with sex
>these past months of regular exercises helps, too
>afternoon
>still fucking
>"shit, my mom's gonna come home from work soon"
>get in shower together
>barely avoid meeting my mom
>drive her home
>have not seen her ever seen

I still miss her sometimes, Sup Forums. It's been two months and I promised myself to move on but I just can't help it. I go on dates with other girls and there are some I genuinely like but I can't even bring myself to go past holding hands. I even called my fat ex (used to date her 4-5 years ago for like 2 months) to cuddle and make out and stuff, but it feels somehow so unfulfilling. Not doing that anymore though, I am only seeking healthy relationships right now. And yet I can't seem to forget the girl who took my virginity. I am usually very logical but when it comes to this girl I can't help but feel something. Maybe it's simply because it was my first time I ever had sex, but hell. I know telling this to randoms on Sup Forums would not mean anything either but I just wanted to let it out.

Bullshit. You don't gain 200 lbs from any sort of injection you fat fuck. Quit eating so much.

>she smokes pot while I lie on her bed and tell her some stuff
youre a fag

>You don't gain 200 lbs from any sort of injection you fat fuck
Pizza injections

... me too user. You are not alone

>>weird how close your thumb and cock become there
>>she blasts buckets everywhere after 5 minutes
>>the whole time Mario party champion screen music is playing and Waluigi is dancing on the screen

1 this is hilarious, 2 i miss fucking chicks who werent psychologically tramautized past coming, my last slam piece came so fucking often

wow you are probably the biggest faggot ive ever heard of in so many ways i wouldnt even know where to begin

I can't deny trips of truth
But hey, no fault in a man just trying to be honest
So fuck you, even if you're right about me being a faggot

This isn't technically my most recent encounter, but I recently had a one-night stand with a reasonably hot Asian chick in Florida that is the reason why I am now on the wagon. It'll take a hot minute to type out, but I can green text it if anyone is interested.

My fault for trying to express my honest feelings on Sup Forums, I really should not have expected better from Sup Forumstards.

Guess I'll just spend the rest of the night on /gif/ and fapping. Fuck y'all.

cara delive looalike, but uglier and shorter, smells like rose.
Had a ankle problem, crazy fuck crazy bitch.
Ex-boyfriend dies in car accident.
I love her, she loves me , but thre is 80% chances our relationship wont last.
She's a Drug addict, but iam alcoolholic, so, we are burning the candle by the both side
I love her.

>spooning with gf
>wake up with boner
>she grinds her ass against me
>play with her titties under her nightie
>"I'm so wet"
>reach into her panties, she cannot tell a lie
>pull her panties to the side, boxers down
>fuck like that for a while, rubbing her clit while she moves against me
>flip her onto her stomach
>prone bone while she plays with herself
>blow my load inside her
>cuddle for a while, then grab a shower and breakfast

>Take off the boat Asian out to dinner
>Bring her home and absolutely destroy her
>She wobbles around the next morning complementing my cock every few minutes
>Get a bj before she leaves

Same meh, i gat better thjngs to think the. Hoe...

>interrupted by kid

>bumped into her boob
>commence to beat the meat
>tenderize it
>shouldve waited till she left the room

Yesterday, drunk sex with GF. IsNice.

>have fwb for 3 months now
>hang out for the night
>go to my car in mall parking lot
>immediately start making out
>loves it when I suck her nipples
>give her like 13 hickies on her left tit
>she likes it rough and begs for more
>be alpha and just watch her beg for a little bit
>give up and nibble on her nipples
>she loves it so much she's pressing my head down on her tits
>takes off panties from under skirt
>boxers vanish
>sex
>came the motherload
>cuddled a bit then drove her home

>She tells me she gets turned on by my voice
>climbs on top of me and grinds on my pubic bone
>orders me to describe the last time I had sex
>Speeds up, orgasms loudly kisses me
>I remove my pants, she insists to suck me off
>I climb on her laying on her back, she sucks my dick
>Ask me to go rough to violate her troath
>I finger her from behind, she then gets up and jerks me off while kissing me
>I cum on her legs
>She cleans up we chat, I suck her clit, we fuck again, she orgasm loudly twice
>we drink wine, she says she wants to watch me masturbate, I obey.
>She starts masturbating, I get exited.
>Ask her to lay down on stomach and spread legs
>I fuck her hard she has another orgasm
>Exausted, we take a shower, I rub her tits, she gets horny again
> I tell her to bend and I fuck her doggystyle
>She has 3 orgasms, I counldn't climax
>her last orgasm gave her spasms, she clung on to me for a few minutes


That was 2 months ago, we broke up yesterday morning.
I though I was some kind of sex god, apparently that wasn't enough for her.

>visit floor I use to be on
>Tell nurse I have to pee
>She goes in the VB bathroom with me
>I FAP to much she started sucking me off
>I can't get an erriction I ended up peeng in her mouth
>Feels bad

Last time with live partner:
>licking gf's beautiful delicious asshole
>manually cum while doing it
>keep doing it a while longer just because
>feels good man

Most recent
>gf's not feeling it
>no worries babe
>cue up dp videos by Tushy
>lube up pic related fat 11" dildo nicknamed Red Alert
>put a little lube in pic related Tenga Flip Hole Black but not so much that there's no friction
>start out slow with the video because boner needs convincing (thanks, mood stabilizer meds)
>ease Red Alert into my ass
>lay on my back so it's pushed in all the way to the base
>prepare boner by hand
>quickly close Flip-Hole over it and slam home the part that holds it closed
>stroke it up and down with one hand, hold my phone with the DP video in the other
>rock my hips up and down so I'm fucking myself on Red Alert
>fucking and getting fucked at the same time
>doesn't take long to get off and fill up Flip-Hole with cum
>feels amazing man

I'm okay with vaginal sex, but it's nothing like the real thing (masturbation with tools).

>watching Netflix with sister on her bed
>she doesnt say anything when i move over to spoon her
>start grinding against her
>maximum boner activated
>she puts her thighs around my boner so im just thrusting
>grab her tits..she tried to brush my hand off the fiest time but then let me.
>can feel her wet through my gymshorts
>boner comes out of bottom side
>cum all over her sheets