Name ONE thing that would automatically 100% disqualify a girl from becoming your girlfriend.
Name ONE thing that would automatically 100% disqualify a girl from becoming your girlfriend
Being clingey. As much as I like attention, I also enjoy being left alone to my peace and quiet.
Low enough standards to want me.
There are many
>no drivers license
>no car
>no house or apartment
>no job
>jealousy
>frigid in bed
>overweight, not a little, like reality show overweight
>bad hygiene(this goes along with overweight)
This is just a start.
Smoking
Voting liberal
Age in double digits
Kids
>doesn't care about her health at all
>one word text replies 24/7
>beating me at 8 ball
constantly talking about ex boyfriends
admitting to never once getting dumped despite having many boyfriends
If she fucked a black guy. I am not a racist I just have preferences.
admitting to attempting suicide to get revenge on ex boyfriend
Watches soap operas
Being a liberal or feminist or both. Liberals are fucking disgusting.
The appearance of pubic hair or breast buds
Having a kid
Mental instabilities.
Underrated..
Having penis.
Dolphin teeth. You know where their teeth are really wide and really short and there's a ton of gum visible. Those kinds of people usually have stubby fingernails, too.
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Voting for Trump
Religious fanatic
Mental disability
Wait a minute....
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When they have those lines on the neck, I don't mean old skin, but like young non-fat girls which have them, so gross just thinking about kissing their neck kills my dick
nigger lover
crazy feminist
Weed is my main one, it disgusts me.
Kek
Having no eyes
>being a nigger
Voted for hillary
Muh patriarchy
Any other mental disability
Not having a feminine penis
this. fucking hard to find one that doesnt want them
show me a woman who is mentally stable. haven't dated one yet.
over manicured eyebrows. that's the sign of a batshit crazy bitch
I ask that question in a roundabout way on the first date...automatic disqualifier for me if they say anything but no
trump trump trump trump religion... fucking faggot.
me either :(
some are really good at disguising it too...but not for long
A penis. Fuck you tranny lovers
>tfw All girls are disqualified because Sup Forums
Ick.
vegan
Stupid.
has a black ex
>being a rape victim
>being a normie whore
>being weak
>letting me treat her like shit
>not being violent and psychopathic
>not liking BDSM
Having a penis
She's not into anal
or
She wants to have kids
found a faggot
Having a feminine penis
Fuck that. As a smoker I wish I had a gf who also indulged.
Roundabout? Elaborate please. I want to copy you.
it sucks bitch never gets her own and just smoke yours
Browses Sup Forums
Found a SJW
I think feminism is fine but it would be a deal breaker for a long term relationship if she was a wage gap-believing, #YesAllWomen, man-hating, "women are a minority" feminist.
when you grow up youll understand
Such a "tolerant" liberal we have here. Go back to your Bernie or Hillary shrine in your mom's basement you fucking waste of a human life.
I love succing on big asscheeks and licking bigg discusting harry testical sacks
ITT: a list of why no women want to fuck a Sup Forumstard
here's a question: why is it OK on here to say "Hillary voting liberal" as criteria but when someone says "Trump voting religious fanatic" we get sperg outs like this?
>Stupidity
>lying
>disloyalty
>drug use
A few years ago I was with this one gorgeous blonde, dated for a while but fuck she was stupid. She had great tits, nice ass, beautiful face, was great in bed, but lied about stupid little shit.
Once when I was with her and some of our mutual friends and having a few drinks at a restaurant, I asked her out of curiosity if she knew our nation's capitol (Canada) and she sat there for a second looking like she was thinking really hard, and gave the answer of "Uhhhhh.... Alberta?"
She was born and raised in Canada and didn't even know our fucking capitol city at age 20. Needless to say our relationship didn't last long after that.
Pic semi-related
this guy has a very small dick
If she smokes cigarettes
If she's against weed
If shes overweight, like, REALLY overweight
If she dislikes cuddling
If she dislikes puns
If shes a dumbass who's uneducated about a LOT of things (politics, fixing things, etc)
Yeah
Holy shit. What province were you people in at the time?
I was hanging out with this chick from Surrey in Edmonton and she asked me if Saskatchewan is big. Holy shit. Of I didn't answer her. Just looked at her. I asked her if she had ever seen a map.
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>name one thing
>says 4
Dumb ass
Doesn't have a moot fanzine subscription
Having a vagina.
Me: Been on any bad dates lately?
Her: Yeah.. (blah blah blah whatever let her talk)
Me: Yeah...worse date was when I dated a black chick once about six months ago...she was smart and worked out alot but was crazy! One date is all I could handle...lol... (make up something weird like she had to keep calling her dad to check in) ...
Her: Yeah...that is weird!
Me: Oh well...(ask slyly) have you ever dated a black or asian guy?
Her: Yeah...you see there was this black guy...
Me: Look at the time...gotta go home to feed the dogs...lose my number bitch
Damn bby where u at? we are soulmates
Hahaha. Cool. Thanks. Kek. Will try it.
If she is smarter than me
BC, both of us are locals, I was born on Vancouver Island and moved to the lower mainland when I was young. She was from Surrey too, went to school and graduated on time, but didn't know basic shit and made stupid decisions.
I later found out she had fucked some other dude at a party while high on molly and coke and dumped her as soon as i found out, I refused to touch that shit even though i did drink and smoke weed.
I guess the moral of the story is to make sure you're potential SO's are stable and somewhat intelligent, stupid bitches will ruin your life man, they are at least good lays though most of the time.
>not having a penis
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Kys faggot
Former Mudd shark
Unintelligent/conservative
Fat/bad hygiene
Knows what Sup Forums is.
Lots of posters named multiple things you fucking dunce
lol that's kind of a pussy move not wanting to be with somebody who disagrees with you. I'm a registered republican and my wife is a democrats. There's been no problem with this besides occasionally our political conversations get interesting, but not heated.
You fucking pussy.
Can't believe no one got the most obvious written down:
>not being able to speak the same language
My Surrey chick was nice. Really liked her. But I was only in Edmonton briefly.
How does a Surrey girl turn the lights on after sex? Kicks the car door open.
You wouldn't date a nomadic Kazakh girl who will cook for you every night, will never get jealous, and who you can take your day out on? I'm thinking a dumby who can't speak english is a win. Just don't let her watch daytime television that fills her mind with funny ideas about individualism.
I disagree. I'm totally in love with a girl from Armenia and we can hardly talk due to language hurdle.
...that is fucking genius. absolutely perfect. Congratulations.
a dick
Femanine penis
Spells her name with an I on the end when it really shouldn't.
Pussy stinks.
Likes [insert something you like].
Doesnt have a penis.
ummmm I can name several.
If she's fat.
has a child with another man
has a nose ring
has short hair
listens to rap music
If shes black
feminism
feminism, and that coming from a moderate liberal. there are other dealbreakers too, but this is just a non-negotiable no-go
I'll fuck almost any girl except blacks.
But if she wants to permanently stay my gf, these are the things she can't do:
>Has had an abortion.
>Smokes.
>Does any kind of drugs.
>Has tattoos.
>Can't be below a 7/10 hotness rating.
>Can't not have a big ass. She has to have a big ass.
>Can't not like sex. She has to like sex enough for me to let me fuck her whenever I want.
>Can't not do blowjobs. She has to give me blowjobs every now and then.
>Can't be black.
>Can't not be white. She must be white. I won't even date a Mexican, unless she looked like Kim Kardashian, and even then, I'd dump her after a while to find a white girl.
>Can't have a criminal record.
>Can't have kids.
>Can't have been married. Although, I might let that pass if she didn't have kids with him.
Republican
I'm getting sick of country chicks. They've got it in thier head they're hot shit. Thier dad shows them how to shoot a rifle big deal. They go on and on about being a country gal or a Tom boy and shit like that. Just tired of it.
Funny urban chicks are the best.
>if she takes drugs excessively
don't get me wrong, I'd love to have a chick to smoke weed with or occasionally drop some md but I wouldn't want her to be that chick in the group that hangs out with all the guys and walks around half naked love buzzing on pills or whatnot.
I may be overly jealous but I don't think its ok when your gf sits on other guy's laps, gives them kisses and hugs them all the time. Sooner or later she'll end up in bed with one of them and you'll just have to get used to it