You are awkwardly buying your groceries

>You are awkwardly buying your groceries

>You see this

How do you respond?

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Why am I awkwardly buying groceries?

Tell her to get on her hands and knees so I can rim her. Gives me a good way of determining if she's fertile, which of course she'll be.

Then it's just a matter of making her beg for my cum, for the honor of feeling my hot, virile seed pump into her unprotected womb. I will make her beg for my baby before I give it to her.

Because everything you do is awkward you aspie

Ma'am, please clothe yourself.

>Being so far gone that regular grocery shopping is now awkward

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It's just your typical autistic Sup Forumstard projecting their surreal mannerisms onto others

Assess my surroundings and apply mace accordingly.

well, if i'm awkwardly buying groceries, i'd probably say "hey gertude, so you like potato chips, huh? yeahhh!... aight see ya!" and then i'd horse gallop into aisle 5 to see what adventures await me there.

Stare at her beauty.

Cock attack

fuck the brakes off her

bit vulgar

Question why I'm buying groceries in the ghetto

The fuck is your problem virgin psychopath

I would say "Hello" kinda embarassed and continue my shopping, I guess.

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check the rest of the store for white flashers

>see this
>think "wat do"
>"excuse me"
>reach pass her for pantera
>look her in the eyes
"You too"

Jokes on ypu faggot!

Im a twisted aversion cycle path

*Brap*
Oh god, what did /fit/ do to me

Like this

youtu.be/mgnoukKJIaU

Just compliment her and ask if I can see more

People stare at Op while he shops with his mom so he feels awkward shoping

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Fucking lost

Sauce

Call animal control and let them deal with it.

Id Fuck her then kill her to insure that i don't have a Nigger baby

motorboat them titties

Continue shopping because it's just another normal day at walmart. Nice figure though.

beat off while i force her to watch

>force her to watch
how?

throw her on the ground and rape her

Tell her I didn't know that black people could have tan lines.

if shes tries to walk away i turn her around and continue