A WORLD WITHOUT BLACK PEOPLE by user
This is a story of a little boy name Theo, who woke up one morning and asked his mother, "Mom, what if there were no Black people in the world?" Well, his mother thought about that for a moment, and then said, "Son, follow me around today and let's just see what it would be like if there were no Black people in the world." Mom said, "Now go get dressed, and we will get started."
Theo ran to his room to put on his clothes and shoes. His mother took one look at him and said, "Theo, where are your shoes? And those clothes are all wrinkled, son. I must iron them." However, when she reached for the ironing board, it was no longer there.
You see Sarah Boone, a black woman, invented the ironing board, and Jan E. Matzelinger, a black man, invented the shoe lasting machine.
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"Oh well," she said, "please go and do something to your hair." Theo ran in his room to comb his hair, but the comb was not there. You see, Walter Sammons, a black man, invented the comb.
Theo decided to just brush his hair, but the brush was gone. You see Lydia O. Newman, a black female, invented the brush.
Well, this was a sight: no shoes, wrinkled clothes, hair a mess. Even Mom's hair, without the hair care inventions of Madam C. Walker, well, you get the picture.
Mom told Theo, "Let's do our chores around the house and then take a trip to the grocery store." Theo's job was to sweep the floor. He swept and swept and swept. When he reached for the dustpan, it was not there. You see, Lloyd P. Ray, a black man, invented the dustpan.
So he swept his pile of dirt over in the corner and left it there. He then decided to mop the floor, but the mop was gone. You see, Thomas W. Stewart, a black man, invented the mop. Theo yelled to his Mom, "Mom, I'm not having any luck."
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"Well, son," she said, "Let me finish washing these clothes, and we will prepare a list for the grocery store." When the wash finished, she went to place the clothes in the dryer, but it was not there. You see, George T. Samon, a black man, invented the clothes dryer.
Mom asked Theo to go get a pencil and some paper to prepare their list for the market. So, Theo ran for the paper and pencil but noticed the pencil lead was broken. Well, he was out of luck because John Love, a black man, invented the pencil sharpener.
Mom reached for a pen, but it was not there because William Purvis, a black man, invented the fountain pen.
>alternative facts
Fuck off nigger. None of those are mechanical or worthy of mention. They are all eventual or incidental. Zero impact on advancement, nigger.
Oh sweet you telling me black people invented all these thigns to serve their white masters better? Sheeeiiit nigga, we wuz geniuses yo!
As a matter of fact, Lee Burridge invented the typewriting machine and W. A. Lovette the advanced printing press. Theo and his mother decided just to head out to the market.
Well, when Theo opened the door, he noticed the grass was as high as he was tall. You see, John Burr, a black man, invented the lawn mower. They made their way over to the car and found that it just wouldn't go. You see, Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, and Joseph Gammel invented the supercharge system for internal combustion engines. They also noticed that the few cars that were moving were running into each other and having wrecks because there were no traffic signals. You see, Garrett A. Morgan, a black man invented the traffic light.
A German named Heidelberg invented the press, you dumb fuck. Get your nigger praising to reddit.
Well, it was getting late, so they walked to the market, got their groceries, and returned home. Just when they were about to put away the milk, eggs, and butter, they noticed the refrigerator was gone. You see John Standard, a black man, invented the refrigerator. So, they just left the food on the counter.
By this time, Theo noticed he was getting mighty cold. Mom went to turn up the heat, and what do you know? Alice Parker, a black female, invented the heating furnace. Even in the summertime, they would have been out of luck because Frederick Jones, a black man, invented the air conditioner.
How about a world populated exclusively by Blacks? Can you do that one instead? You seem to be praising Black people, by flaunting their achievemnts, acting as if humanity must bow down to the Blacks because they created everything we rely on. Can humanity prosper, or even exist using inventions exclusively discovered by Blacks?
Then they realized they had no electricity, because of no white people. They also had no vaccines for polio, so young Theo became crippled, because no white people were there to invent it. They also couldn't treat sickle cell with antibiotics, because there were no white people, so they became deathly sick. In their last moments, they enjoyed their ironed clothes, neat hair, and shoes while dying in agony, eating from a jar of peanut butter, invented by a black man.
Thanks Obama. We miss you man.
It was almost time for Theo's father to arrive home. He usually takes the bus, but there was no bus, because its precursor was the electric trolley, invented by another black man, Elbert R. Robinson.
He usually takes the elevator from his office on the 20th floor, but there was no elevator because Alexander Miles, a black man, invented the elevator.
He also usually dropped off the office mail at a near by mailbox, but it was no longer there because Philip Downing, a black man, invented the letter drop mailbox, and William Barry invented the postmarking and canceling machine.
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If you look any of these up, you'll see that the niggers merely improved previous inventions.
Theo and his mother sat at the kitchen table with their heads in their hands. When the father arrived, he asked, "Why are you sitting in the dark?" Why? Because Lewis Howard Latimer, a black man, invented the filament within the light bulb.
Theo quickly learned more about what it would be like if there were no black people in the world, especially if he were ever sick and needed blood. Dr. Charles Drew, a black scientist, found a way to preserve and store blood, which led to his starting the world's first blood bank.
Well, what if a family member had to have heart surgery? This would not have been possible without Dr. Daniel Hale Williams, a black doctor, who performed the first open-heart surgery.
So, if you ever wonder, like Theo, where would we be without black people? Well, it's pretty plain to see. We would still be in the DARK!
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i got this far
combs are thousands of yours old and dont even get me started on brushes
propagander bullshit thats just not needed
As a actual american that has been watching all this shit unfold on Sup Forums it is my duty to fight the russian spamming machine and tell it to fuck off by posting this message in every russian shill thread I see at least once. Your not quite right use of american slang, archaic metaphors, adjectives and weird ass sentence structure outs you. Idk if it's just google translate or what, but your english sucks. It sounds awkward, archaic, and weird.
I know the NSA is watching us too, you faggots can thank us, the real americanfags, who don't fall for this shit, for doing our own little online campaign. Thank us by not busting us for dl'ing movies and please do what you can to make marijuana legal, or at least keep it legal in the states that made it legal. Also, I'll remove the camera cover on my laptop so you guys can watch me masturbate again, if that's what you want.
That is how you can repay us.
Most of us don't really care too much about american politics, but it's the least we can do since we are here anyway and this is our country too. We can point out the shills and the weird ass Trump dick sucking disinformation barrage the russian shills are spamming on the internet so that the dumbshits don't get fooled into thinking any of this is actually real dialogue, support, or enthusiasm for such blatant hate, fear and panic mongering by a foreign entinty targeting us via social media.
We are a bunch of fuck ups, half or more of us are faggots, but we aren't a bunch of edgelord, genocidal nutcases that endorse the murder or generalized and targeted hate of an entire group of people just because of their religion or race. Reddit might have fallen for this shit, but they are a bunch of dumb faggots. We aren't and we won't.
Woah CopyMasta, calm down there
fuck off, Ivan. I'm off work all day so I have time. looks like you're working though.
Don't bite his bait, fucktard.
Don't TAKE the bait. Work on your english, comrade.
This entire thread reads like a CNN article lol
Ivan thinkin, you sure russian this thread when someone made a good point calling out the cyka piece of shit op, whose either a glorious troll or a bot. Btw, good job, this trains the newfags to be less newfaggy.
OH MY! You're reich - I did nazi that coming. I really need to learn to concentrate. Btw you can bite bait too, taking the bait is just chan colloquialism. Have a good one you glorious basterdade!
Then the next day Theo and his mom woke up naked under a tree..."Now Theo imma show you a world without white people!" So Theo and his mom walked into the jungle then all of a sudden a pack of wild niggers appeared all naked and sweaty, "Mom why is everyone naked and how come we're not back in our safe suburban home?" asked Theo. "Well, you see boy it was white people that invented clothes and urban planning, but because there is no white people we be all living nude in a jungle just like our gorilla cousins!" Before Theo's mom could say another word, the pack of niggers started to rape her while dancing around and making grunting sounds, Theo wondered where the police were but he realized law and order were invented by white people! As nigger-cocks were being shoved up in Theo's mom's holes she started to yell out something that Theo could not understand, for it was the white people that invented proper language and because they didn't exist Theo and his mom could only communicate through grunting and chimping noises. After the niggers were finished with Theo and his mom they both caught AIDS and spent their last moments in the jungle eating a rotting elephant carcass and taking a huge shit by the river where the nigger drank and bathed.
The End.
I just wanted to let you know OP I didn't read any of that.
OP is a faggoty faggoty
Go away OP you autistic fuckball
Man originated from Africa, all our ancestors were black so there would be no humans in the world.
Good god, nigger.
You wasted way too much time on your bullshit story.
>implying someone else wouldn't have invented these things.
You're pretty stupid tbh op.
Thank God the smart ones went 'splorin!
Not even improved.
The comb was just a bullshit patent in the 1800's when the U.S. patent system was new and nothing had been patented.
Refrigeration is also bogus.
Everything I've looked up is either a straight up pie, or some weird twisted fantasy.
Is this supposed to be some shitty story to defend blacks and their involvement in society? Knowing full well that blacks were brought here by whites and if not for the slave trade blacks still would be eating, shitting, and throwing rocks the exact same way they are doing it now?
kek, OP BTFO beyond recovery
the only thing black people invented was peanut butter and rape. Prove me wrong
Sure is Russia in here.