Vague video game descriptions cont

Vague video game descriptions cont

>parachute
>fuck up landing
>ending is tedious

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Far cry 3

>Tall Uncle Fester looking fuck chases you around the second playthrough

>your friend pulls a prank
>it may get everyone killed

>psyco awesome face
>black naruto
>EASY PREY

>wake up
>go back to sleep again
>wake up again
>go outside to find something
>end up blowing it up

>the game is called Half-life 2
Bet you faggots can't figure this out

Nope

>repeatedly click on things
>end of the game is 2hr video on masturbation

Nope

>successful sneak attack has an inexplicable fail sound that sounds like a metal pan hitting something

It is though

>can open boxes
>decide to fight aliens

Sakura Clicker?

It isnt

Yeah except that it is

Farcry 4

fallout

Nope lmao
You're kinda close though. Similar game.

MGS3

Nope

>dead woman comes back to life
>seeks to restore her body at the expense of others
>two protagonists seek vengeance for their dead friend
>released more than 15 years ago
>roughly 1.5 million in sales

just cause 3

> Conveyor belts: The game

This should be hella easy

>Jap game
>Fighting lots of Jewish mythology bullshit

Think far cry crossed with borderlands and another genre I can't really disclose.

>be soldier
>have all weapons taken
>NEON SIGNS FOR EVERY ACTION
>REDUNDANT GAMEPLAY
>POINTLESS PLOT
>CASH GRAB

Until dawn

DOOM 2016

>Some place that we don't care about is getting destroyed
>Refugees come to our planet
>They cannot contain their barbaric ways and start to slaughter us
>We fight back, but some people think that it's wrong despite the refugees attacking us first
>The refugees start their own government
>The refugees build their own militia
>We're all trying to work towards a common cause, but the refugees can't keep their weapons in their pants

Guess.

Yep

Every shooter ever.

BREXIT

You'd be Right

Except it isn't

Borderlands?

Quake is not this.

Yes

United States of America

Kek

I stand by my post. You can't stop me.

Red Faction game or Defiance.

Your imagination?

Far cry 2

Ghost Recon Wildlands?

It's not far cry holy fuck

Are you completely sure, user?

Avatar

>We've captured a command post.
>We've lost a command post... fight for it.
>Stay clear of the hero men... he works alone.
>Their numbers are dwindling.

Far Cry?

factorio

>Be in space ship
>FLASHING ALERT
>Everyone is dead
>must save universe from great evil
>Your genes are the only answer
>travel about fucking aliens everywhere

NOT HALO

Crysis?

>Jump off cliff becuz sad
>Become god
>Work on your shitty tan up in heaven

>during WW1 all of the German snipers were actually black.

OP here
Since you fucks can't guess and I need to sleep I'm gonna give you one more clue and if you don't get it fuck you

Far cry crossed with borderlands crossed with dead island.

Yup

Pretty sure it's far cry primal.

Ass Affect

>Wake up in prison from a coma caused from you blowing up town.

>Escape with guy who becomes friend then dies later on.

>Become leader of gang and fight to take over city again.

>TFW a mute at first but now won't shut the fuck up.

God of war

>three fucks find some drink
>guy 2 gets pissed at guy 1 for taking his drink
>fucking world war 3
>drink is flat
>guy 1 says to stop
>some faggot makes it worse
Guess

>>Vines try to grab you from Below
>> walk right and see a scary boar type creature in the background

Every shit tier game by THQ they claimed was an RTS.

YES WARHAMMER GAMES YOU

ya man

Far island?

The Division

Dying Light?

Are you sure this isn't Far Cry?
Saints Row 2?

Battlefront 2

Star Wars Battlefront 2?

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norway bukkake

Lol, playing that game right meow. Just finished the ronin now im working on the african drug lord

far cry 2?

Kek
Nope
LUL
Nope
No, but sometimes I wish it was
Said video games, but nice shot

Fail
Yes

YES Dying Light finally

(((Battlefield 1)))

Battlefield 4

Brothers in Arms Road to Hill 30

Garfield kart?

>cancerous fanbase
>semi nostalgic

Medevil?

This one I'm give away


>black assassin
>Briefcase

>Two siblings go on heists
>Have a giggle each time they swipe something

>New DLC has a shit ton of black French soldiers
I wonder if 75% of Russia is black?

BF1

minecraft

Every RPG ever.

No you fucking retard

It was Dying Light
One person got it
Fuck you all.

Hell yeah best one they had made.

Nope.

It's an N64 game.

Kek

You're goddamn right it is.

This one's easy asf

>"Do you know the definition of Insanity?"

Half Life 1?

IT'S NOT FAR CRY

Oh well, apologies I never played it. Looked kinda shitty tbh.

>Find a Chest filled with weapons can only choose one
>go on a quest that never ends.
>ending is shit

> You're a God
> You have to protect your people
> With Kites

Dying Light. Easy.

Nope

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