Can you fly this thing?

>can you fly this thing?
>I designed it

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didn't happen

>Are you ready?
>Yeah
>Let's go
>Ok

>being able to design an airplane means youre a pilot
nah

what movie or tv show did this happen in

>Did you just do that?
>Yeah
>Wow, cool!

I pee my pants all the time

>that wasn't the question

>hey
>hi

My life

>you ever fly a plane before?
>no but it can't be much different from steering a boat.

>I've routed the IP matrix dongle through the WIFI computing root bridge
>00:56
>They're coming hurry!
>0:43
>Haha they're using an VPN coangle connection structure, childs play
>0:23
>They're here!
>0:01
>I'm in

>Can you drive this thing?
>No
>Oh, well ok let's get the bus instead

>fly yes!
>land no!

>what are you doing!
>triangulating their position, what does it look like!

"Any landing you walk away from."

>can you fly this!?
>[no answers]

>Was that you?
>No, it was the couch

>Do you know how to use one of these?

>we're not so different you and I

>you're going to do this for me
>no way man, never, fuck you!
>or else I'll do... THIS
>ok, ok, geez calm down I'll do it

>the mayor is on my ass
>you fuck this up one more time and you'll be (undesirable police task).

>Can you break into the computer
>"Lady I'm Bill Gates"

>you point this side at the bad guys

>Closes eyes and flinches with every shot.

>WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
>SAVING YOUR ASS

>can you fly this plane and land it?
>surely you can't be serious

As a person who has flown a plane and has steered a boat, they are absolutely nothing alike and it always triggers me when someone says flying a plane isn't so hard with 0 experience.

>no way that's impossible
>impossible is my middle name

>keep the change

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you replied to the wrong post m8

>smart character says a big word
>Can you say that in English, Mr. Smarty McBrain-Brain O'Einstein the Third??

>you know how to shoot one of these?
>does some basic thing like cock the gun or reload quickly
>they stare in disbelief
>my dad was in the army

>character A says a phrase that can be understood by anyone with an IQ over 90
>character B: "in english please"

oh i get it the meme is to think of stuff you might have seen in a movie that could be true but no one can confirm okay okay i got it lemme try

>what time is it
>looks up at sun

>character talks about science
>other character asks for an analogy

well well well

>the analogy involves a balloon or a rubber band

>We can do this the easy way, or the hard way

>character explains worm holes
>bends a piece of paper in two and then stabs the two folds with a pencil

>woman at the shooting range surrounded by cocky guys
>they bring the target to the front
>all the shots were perfectly aimed at the crotch
>the guys all look at each other like "damn"
>the woman walks off with a smug expression

teachers learn how to teach things certain ways

>a sheet of paper and a pen

Literally word for word in xmen first class

Like a balloon with too much air in it!

I was just watching it lol

I'll take it the *hard* way

and my wife's bull was behind me lol

>Surely I will. And don't call me Sideous.

>Is she with you?
>I thought she was with you!

and my wife's son was behind me lol

>literally three in this scene alone

youtube.com/watch?v=PtyySlBW6kk

I fucking hate this trope. It's so up its own arse.

>how do you know all this?
>I built it

holy shit

>Man is shot before being thrown out an aeroplane

seriously wtf is he talking about? He built space?

>Character works with computers
>Wears glasses

smug son of a bitch wtf

Yes, the man is a representation of God, that's the plot twist of the movie.

>can you eat this?
>I cooked it

idk why this one did it

>High school movie
>Bad Reputation starts playing

> character is a hacker
> has sex

>movie trailer
>Male character: I'll protect you.
>Female character: I don't need protecting.
>~Cuts to her doing some retarded fighting moves and taking out like five guys.
>Awkwardly cuts in a contrived edit to the male character raising one eyebrow in an impressed manner.

This fucking needs to stop.

>Inexperienced Bad guy approaches un-armed badass main character with a gun and puts it to his forehead.
>Main character: You don't have it in you kid, you don't got the guts to do it.
>Bad guy: I-I-I'LL DO IT,!! B-B-BELIEVE ME, I'll DO IT!!!! (Cocks the hammer)
>Main character grabs the barrel of the gun and centres it on his forehead to stop the guys shaky hand. GO ON THEN!! PULL THE TRIGGER IF YOUR MAN ENOUGH.
>He lowers the gun.
>Main character: That's what I thought......

>where are we?!
>I`d rather know WHEN are we!

>WOAH Wher did you learn that?
>uhhh...right here!

this

>Character A reveals that they're aware of something that Character B was keeping secret
>Character B: How did you know that?
>Character A: You just told me!

>good guy is at the bad guy's home/office talking to him
>bad guy grabs his gun from the desk and tries to shoot the good guy
>gun is empty
>the good guy took out the bullets beforehand

This. Studios think they are doing a strong woman character but they are just making an arrogant cunt, evry fucking time

>"is this the best you can do?"
>opponent steps up massively
>"why did i have to ask?"

>can you drive this thing

>aloha snackbar

i unironically love these threads

>movie trailer
>Male character: I'll protect you.
>Female character: I don't need protecting.
>~Cuts to her getting raped
>Awkwardly cuts in a contrived edit to the male character breaking a guy's face with a fire extinguisher

>Teacher: Okay class today we'll be talking about shakespeare
>Protagonist enters
>Teacher: Mr Smith can you be on time for once in your life?
>Protagonist: Retort
>Bell Rings
>Teacher: I'll export your reports on my desk by Monday.

jfc

IRREVERSIBLE

YES! They did it in Stranger Things and I had to stop for a bit!

>ctrl f "dumb frogposter"
>ctrl f "fred"
>0 results
Good thread

>Character eats a BLT
>Doesn't struggle with the lettuce because of his underbite

this triggered the memory of being in the Philippines watching star wars by myself while my pino sat in the condo cleaning and cooking

oh how i am sad to be among you all again, there's a real world out there lads

God I always wanted to smash that blond chick, functional looking broads in uniform or work clothes really fucking do it for me.
Ellie Satler
Med Tech Peters
Sarah Connor
lt Ripley
Ellie Arroway
90's women, best women

Nice story but I don't care, sorry dude.

>there's a real world out there lads
Prove it

that's ok bro, not caring is a symptom of habitual indulgence in sadness and depression.

how long?

what movie is this?

reddit: the movie.

Event horizon.

TFW: interstellar stole this way of explaining wormholes.

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>character takes a shit
>no indication of poop scissors
>wipes ass menacingly
>doesn't look back to see if it all goes down

you are worse than the average reddit user, congrats on contributing nothing to spout a catch phrase

>OK, protagonist, you try
>*Protagonist preforms the task at a high level of execution*
>Wow! Impressssive!
>I told he was good

>people hiding behind a car in a gun fight
>remain unharmed no matter the caliber of round

>police/military need someone to operate some difficult piece of equipment like a drone but no specialist is available and time is running out
>they get in a kid who plays a lot of video games
>he snaps his fingers and says "i think i can handle it"

What are poop scissors?

>gets in gunfight
>hides behind desk

>in gun fight
>kick table over and hide behind it.
>watch bullets fly through it.
>characters have an unneccesarily long discussion.

>"Some people want me dead!"
>"Don't worry. A police car will be patroling your house at night."
>"Are they good?"
>"They are the best."

>taking the bait