I fucked up today, Sup Forums

I fucked up today, Sup Forums.

I know, I was there

congrats?

huh... insightful post... really makes you think

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Waitin' for the story op...

Tell stroy

cool story op

Story time?

Today, I went to get some groceries, and then I saw one of those sampling stands. They had Pizza Rolls, man. So I went there and the lady said, "Take ONE sample." So I took one and it was the fucking bomb. When she turned around, I took another one. I walked away before she could see, and I thought I got away with it. When I got home, I realized that store has cameras and now I think the police is looking for me. I'm scared. What should I do?

storyyy

You picked Toad because of his dildo-like qualities when you really should have picked either Mario or Luigi?

> (OP)
thtas shoplifting a free samble you goon

go get you evil fuck on like a boss

it's the only option now

probably try to cure your autism. i'd suggest suicide.

what the fuck happened here? did you have a seizure mid reply?

lul

Guys the police just knocked my door and they asked me if I knew anything about a robbery that occured earlier at that store. I told them I had no idea what they were talking about and I think they can sense my fear. I will give you guys an update if I don't go to jail.

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