I fucked up today, Sup Forums.
I fucked up today, Sup Forums
I know, I was there
congrats?
huh... insightful post... really makes you think
im gay
Waitin' for the story op...
Tell stroy
cool story op
Story time?
Today, I went to get some groceries, and then I saw one of those sampling stands. They had Pizza Rolls, man. So I went there and the lady said, "Take ONE sample." So I took one and it was the fucking bomb. When she turned around, I took another one. I walked away before she could see, and I thought I got away with it. When I got home, I realized that store has cameras and now I think the police is looking for me. I'm scared. What should I do?
storyyy
You picked Toad because of his dildo-like qualities when you really should have picked either Mario or Luigi?
> (OP)
thtas shoplifting a free samble you goon
go get you evil fuck on like a boss
it's the only option now
probably try to cure your autism. i'd suggest suicide.
what the fuck happened here? did you have a seizure mid reply?
lul
Guys the police just knocked my door and they asked me if I knew anything about a robbery that occured earlier at that store. I told them I had no idea what they were talking about and I think they can sense my fear. I will give you guys an update if I don't go to jail.
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