/mls/ + /ayy/ 5th Most Popular Sport General

MLS Playoffs Semifinals Leg 2:
mlssoccer.com
Sunday Nov 6
2:00 PM EDT - Colorado Rapids v LA Galaxy
4:00 PM EDT - NY Red Bulls v Montreal Impact
6:30 PM EDT - NY City FC v Toronto FC
9:00 PM EDT - FC Dallas v Seattle Sounders FC

A-League:
a-league.com.au
Sunday Nov 6
5:00 PM AEDT - Adelaide United v Central Coast Mariners
7:00 PM AEDT - Perth Glory v Western Sydney Wanderers

Strayan time is 15 hours ahead of US Eastern Time

Money on Toronto and Montreal, lads

>no more MLS teams playing friendlies in hue7i1
Thank You Based Zika

No need to worry the good guys are on their way.

MLS is a mistake

No it's not.

(You)

Deport all wogs.

>Soon

Surprised the sounders don't have something like that considering they are literally team xbawks

you cant buy it, it's a prize :/ Sounders have probably done this before.


>Soon

"Brazil was a mistake"

No, it's not.

would be nice if I didn't have to into math for the wog matches.

working out the kinks of this merger though, might take a while to get it right.

also hoping for a lively offseason, playoffs kill these threads since they take forever

>7-1

>>Cosmos

No, it's not.

The league websites should give you the match times in your time zone. Google also works.

Fotmob auto-corrects for the time zone differences on my phone

>Javi is gone

BEST DAY OF MLS HAPPENS TOMORROW

I EXCITE AND READY TO GET SHITFACED

yeah i know i do that myself, meant for the scrubs who just use the thread. just worrying for nothing i guess.

>tfw going to mls matches with friend

lads who /glory/ here?

Execute all wogs

>Soon

...

based thwaitey

>Soon

wow ruined

same guy who did the GOAT mock-up


>Soon

Sponsors make the difference most of the time between a good and shit kit

wanderers here
inb4 our CBs cuck us again
cant see us beating (You)

Sydney is sky blue you scummy cunt

Who are the bigger """"""club"""" Melbourne Victory or DC United?

im not confident 2bh friend
good luck btw

It's GOT to be Coca-Cola on their kit, right?

Execute all wogs

P E R T H
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>unironically living in the west
Kys you disgusting lad cunt

>all these foreigners in my /mls/

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Execute all wogs

>my /mls/
where were you when the thread kept dying?

better start picking up a wog team to shitpost for

I played as these absolute shitters in Football Manager so if they ever win something I'll glory hunt

>now?

...

How many time to travel to Perth from other aussie cities with A-League teams?

As >Soon as Sacramento are in

GET KEKED BADELAIDE

Good to see Cornthwaite dropped.

Tyson must have either punched on with Popovic or just be awful in training. How does Redmayne keep getting away with it?

They are no ANDY that's for sure.

so if /wog/ is now /mls/, which mls team am i going to start watching to meme it up with the burgers?

nice digits
i live in brisbane but grew up in campbelltown

What's your A-league team like?

west sydney so almost always runners up, only one major accomplishment. big fan base but hated by all other clubs and supporters

>taking a picture of your screen

I went with the A-League team analog that fit in the corner of the country my mlels team is in 2bh.

fuck, >soon is a media guy for shitlanta? it all makes sense. no sane person would soonpost for all this time without getting paid.

also fixed op

>always runners up
New England Revolution
>big fan base hated by all other supporters
Seattle Sounders

I'm going to make FC Darwin and AFC Anchorage real

Or maybe NYCFC if you wanna carry on with the "2nd team in the largest city" analog

>supporting arabs

>not Rockhampton United

Can some wog tell me about the general impression of each /ayy/ team? I'll try to figure out the cross-league equivalents in MLS.

never stop dreaming ausBRO

cbf doing all of them but

>sydney fc
very rich club, underachievers, fickle fans

>melbourne city
owned by arabs, huge underachievers, supported mostly by eurosnobs and underages

who are the mariners of the mls?

Honestly, no other city other than Darwin could give the home advantage Anchorage as, maybe other than Norfolk Island

what's the American equivalent to Wollongong

Philadelphia

Central Coast: were good once, but now are generally just garbage who haven't had a clean sheet in 30 odd starts.

although they're cucking badelaide poonited right now

HOLY SHIT THEY ACTUALLY DID IT THE MADMEN

JUST

Tell me about the mariners

What are they like? What are their fans like? Do they even have fans?

Pain MotM lads?

Sounds a bit like Chicago Fire

>1 Point

see they have a pretty loyal small group of fans. the central coast is quite a small rural area

>Sydney
>fickle
How?

t. Maccabeo Santi

FUGG

>nico finally does something

this is the third week in a row /we/ have scored very early. our defence is too fucked, 1 goal isnt enough. im so glad they popovic dropped cornthwaite

yeah, pretty much this. it has the smallest population in the league, and they're generally overachieving (except for the last few years kek)

Hey mate. How's Aus doing in the cricket :^)

2 goals in 5 min, not so semen slurping after all

This is my take:
>adelaide united
Kinda like arsenal, play good football but are always choking or runners up when it matters. AFC champions league finalist in 2008.
>Brisbane Roar
One of the most successful teams in the league along with Melbourne victory. Only club in Brisbane. No real parallel with other teams, think like a more successful Newcastle?
>central coast mariners
small market team with tiny crowds
>melbourne victory
tied with Brisbane for most successful team, think man utd. they have a shitbag coach in kevin muscat.
>melbourne city
basically Manchester city
>Newcastle jets
I dunno, maybe columbus crew?
>perth glory
meme western coast team
>sydney fc
Lots of money and underachievers.Think Chelsea pre-abramovich or LA Galaxy. Popular with casuals and Italian community in Sydney.
>wellington phoenix
meme new zealand team. Think montreal impact
>Western Sydney Wanderers
New faux hardcore club for die-hard fans. Think New York City FC. Asian champions league winner in 2014

>watching the cricket for a few minutes in between matches
>miss two goals
wtf

How do you fix the Wanderers defence lads?

Put more boat people in it

t. David "Davo" Smith from parramatta

>Sydney
>casuals
>not just people who were fans before Wanderers existed and/or don't live in the scummy west
Kek. So are you underaged, poor or both?

>LA Galaxy
>underachievers
very triggered rn

shouldn't man city z be the team for man city c fans?

Reminder that your """"sport"""" will never ever be accepted by mainstream Australia.

Reminder that there will never ever be a World Cup hosted in Australia due to the above mentioned fact.

t. Rajesh Abdulrahman Singh Coddlesworth

>tfw he's right

Samefag harder

Why do Perth fans say 'cunt' so much? I can hear them singing cunt over and over again on the tv

I'll fix that then:
>sydney fc
Popular with casuals, Italians, non-wogs and 'lifelong' soccer fans in Sydney
Better?

>implying Davo from down the road wouldn't be excited for World Cup games
I used to work in a factory in the country with the most Aussie cunts on earth and during the last World Cup, you could have sworn these cunts were lifelong football fans.

your grievance entertains me Stavros.

So... Poor or Underaged?