You wake up as the owner or GM of the Jacksonville jaguars. What do you do?
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Quit my job before I acquire The Zika™.
Move the team to St Louis
kill myself because i dont want to live in shitissippi
>I wake up as the Owner
Sell the Franchise and use the funds to fund my Purchase of a Team in the Premier League.
That is implying that I actually get anything more than $5 for this disaster.
give the team helmets that don't look like they are half finished
bring back mark brunell
change the team name to the Florida Crackers
Move the team to Mexico City and get it sponsored by drug cartels.
>Mississippi
Are you srs
sell the team to an ownership group in Mexico City
I'm a jags fan, and to be honest I would immediately sell the team so that I could at least be fucking rich while I bitch about how shitty they are
Fire Gus Bradley
Trade Garbage Time Bortles
move the team to Charleston and rename them the Confederates to piss of the legislature that took down our based flag
move to London and merge it with Fulham and convert to footy, then build a new Stadium and win the champions league
I like it, but if you go the opposite route and rename them the #BLMs or something you could probably rake in cash on jersey sales.
Move the team to Los Angeles
change back into the 90's uniforms and take all the current jerseys and throw them in a landfill
Sell the team and start a soccer team in Alaska
I just hate those retarded helmets
>a shitty team that gets beaten by northern teams
seems fitting
BRING BACK THE OLD UNIS. THOSE OLD JAG UNIS ARE FUCKING GOAT. DRAFT LAMAR JACKSON
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PROFIT
I've got an old Keenan McCardell jersey from 1996. Those old teal jerseys were fire.
Move the team to Helena, Montana and unify Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, and Utah under one football team.
Jacksonville is in Florida you disgusting shitstain
Immediately sell the team
why would you sell them? wouldn't it be cool having a team even if it is the fuckin jags? I'd be jerry jones tier with my team desu
lol sell it
That is the only correct answer.
fire gus and transfer me all my money
t. jags fan
>Owner
Sell, wait for Mark Davis to die, and buy the Raiders in the inevitable auction that follows.
>GM
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Fire Gus Bradley. How the fuck does he still have a job?
This dude has probably been on this earth ~20 years and the entire time he thought Jacksonville was a nickname for Jackson Mississippi
Sell it to Trump for cents on the dollar.
Fuck that. I dont want that responsibility I want Millions of dollars
Ship the young promising talent to my fav team for doughnuts
St. Louis doesn't need, can't keep and doesn't deserve a team. When the Cardinals left they never should have got the Rams. Glad they're back in LA.
St Louis is a baseball town
Move team to Hawaii, have world's best home advantage
Cuck, he should have the money to buy it for the market value
Sell them and buy an NHL team in Milwaukee
Kill myself with the nearest object that could do so.
>president owning a football team
???
Waive Bortles, draft the QB from UNC
Sell them immediately.
>poorly organized
>idiotic followers
>routinely gets trashed by superior northern teams
Good choice
Become the Bill Veeck of the NFL and turn the Jags into the ultimate meme team
fire gus bradley
trade justin blackmon (someone will be dumb enough to take him)
trade tj yeldon
get an actual offensive line
build up the defensive line and secondary
pay a good coach the big $$$ my thinking would be convince saban (apparently was really close to signing w/ giants) or kevin sumlin