NZ/New Zealand thread

NZ/New Zealand thread.

I have some orange and lemon essence oil burning and it smells a bit fruity at the moment.

Anyone want to come and enjoy it with me?

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Why are IDs even gone?

shut up fkn kiwi

Who's got the weed hookups in welly?

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Any /k/iwis creep /b as well?

Post your nz gats

Life is godawful.

>Christchurch

Got you fam. 04-381 2000 giz a call.

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No one's ever actually done that have they? Been baited into calling what is clearly some sort of operational landline?

You think us drug dealers don't use landlines?

Noodles, canned tuna and tabasco sauce for dinner. What you eating?

potato chips for a snack.

Had sausages, mashed potato and gravy for tea. fucking mint.

also Dunedin reporting

Yeah press 1 for crack, 2 for weed and 3 for the b& van to show up

Haven't eaten in 2 days, not hungry tonight so it'll be 3 tomorrow.

No weed, no appetite :(

Stop being a depressed drug addict faggot and eat a sandwich.

sounds like a good thing you can't score
drink lots of water and work on your addiction user

fukn fresh snapper boi

Eat some food dude, thats not good

hawkes bay nudes

Thats the number for the biggest gang in the country. You'll score for sure

Thanks for the concern. I don't eat much anyway, usually one meal a day (always dinner)

It's only a problem cause there's no weed. I work during the day at a good corporate job, ear fuckin good money and have a great social life. I just like to wind down by smoking weed, and then eating dinner.

Some people have a beer.

Again the only issue is there's no weed, so while you say "sort out your addiction" I say "spark a revolution and kill every piece of shit who thinks he can tell me what I can put in my own body or grown in my own house.

We're a country of cucks, makes me fuckin sick

Has some coastal spring lamb chops from paki, which were average,, and some 'proper handcooked parsnip crisps' from countdown, which were surprisingly good

Had leftover pork and gravy, got a little whiskey for dessert later.

Make me a mod on TC, Ssin

Lol did it actually say proper?

>"Proper actual for real no jokes we're serious handcooked parsnip crisps"

I used to work with a couple of guys who had to give up weed for 6 weeks to pass a drug test. They said it was the worst 6 weeks of their life but also claimed they werent addicts

Dox'd

Ah, fair enough.. i'd try to help you find weed, or give you some, but i don't know you.

I'd help an IRL friend with it no problem.

shot

Actually says proper crisps, I thought it was called chips down here

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Post sheep pics.

Thats quite unflattering for leftie

Who wants a bj in Tauranga?

It's the name of the brand, retard

Fair enough as well.

Who knows, I could rape you

Sorry, I deleted all the pictures of your mum. Not enough hard disk space

Pour some Henny out for my dead nigga.

to be fair, i have a few good friends i've made from these threads. i'd do the same for them.

haha yo

rip in peace nigga
>i have a few good friends i've made from these threads
like who?

If they called their product crisps then I bet they voted the keep the union jack in the flag too. Im liking these guys more and more

Maybe one day we can both shed the anonymous shackles that bind us.

We'll see ae

would rather not name them. out of privacy reasons.

e yes

He's not dead....

don't get me wrong i smoke weed most days, usually don't eat til 3pm and think most drugs should be legal, but going 3 days without eating just becuse you don't have weed is retarded.

You guys see Bill Paxton died? That sucks, he was always good in movies.

I'm a guy though.

Anyone from Northland?

>jk
What did he mean by this?

e no thank you

Auckfag here, just a 'lil of my stash.

ye boi whangrei area

I actually don't find it unpleasant. I don't feel hungry (which is why I don't eat). My tummy doesn't grumble or anything?

I'm very aware I need to eat, but if I do it makes me feel sick and I mostly throw it back up.

I've been drinking lots and I've had a couple of up&goes, I was a crackhead in a past life trust me I'll make it through this patch.

i forgot girls dont exist on the internet

Can confirm, they are ruthless as fk, they kidnapped me once for 12 months.

Fucking pussy 22 guns

>doubt.
Timestamp.

wooooops almost forgot lol

i believe it man i just want people to be healthy.
hope you find some dak soon.

Where do you fall on the scale?

Yeah I was going to say.

sup boyz

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Northland black power member here

Don't doubt this in the slightest. The stocks are the giveaway, because AK pattern rifles are banned in Canada by name, and Canada is the only other country that slows semi autos but also bans free standing pistol grips. Not aus cause they've banned semi auto.

Def an NZ collection

He's not gunna timestamp, they'll be locked up. It's common as fuck to own heaps of guns, I've got 5 and I'm only 22.

good luck finding someone to blow

Why is black power when you are brown at best?
Brown power doesnt have quite the same ring to it I guess

Honest bro whodunnit with the beach buried crack? You know we haven't heard shit about who's behind it.

Are the hooks invading, or have some of the blacker, cleverer cookies decided it's easier to buy a boat?

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How are you, sleepy?

Thank you, I appreciate that.

I've actually got 64, they're all locked up, but I'll get a couple and timestamp them for ya anyway :)

E-Cat Licence Mo-Fo.

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>Where do you fall on the scale?
Gay as fuck.

Kek, New Zealanders are all retarded nigger sheep. Very unintelligent people.

talked to this guy just out of kaitaia and he said it was two chinks and a brown guy that got arrested. probly a deal with triads (im not the 'black power' member obviously)

Yeah I was gunna ask what the E Cat gun is in your first post. Is that a scar? A .22 scar or something?

Yeah that's what we've all heard, but we're they making a delivery or are they muscling in?

I won't stand to have all the crack profits go overseas, least of all to fuckin china

It's actually called an Anschutz MSR RX22, it's jus a 'lil 22. One of the first of my assault/replica assault collection. Not really going to take anyone down, but incredibly cheap and fun to shoot.

you're late

no one cares, cuck

there's no way our gangs could afford that much crack. i reckon it probably wasnt all for here, maybe a stop-over from s/e asia on the way to aussie

Nah bro, get it in from the Philippines, distribute it threw the bike gangs out through the country, I used to know a guy that got it off the bikes for a special deal and sold internationally on alphabay and grams.

these threads are so cucked these days

Its late, its monday, everyone has gone to sleep. Fuck off

Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

Watching Frailty in memory of Bill Paxton.

I got an oscars question

The fuck is this 'Moonshine' movie that won best pic? It sounds like absolute trash.

Can't be fucked opening it up, but I've got an SLR and a couple einfields in the armory.

Jokes on you. Ive had the snip so I keep all of my precious bodily fluids to myself

how?

I think it had a racial story, so it got voted to show the oscars arent racist

hawkes bay nudes any1?

Loggedin, is that you?

Moonlight, it's about a black kid growing up in the ghetto in Miami trying to deal with the fact that he's gay.

Is that a joke?

Te awamutu fag reporting in
To autistic to get nudes