Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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So you mean to say that holier than thou attitude you had on that post was not there to be imposing?
Again that is a poor definition by any sense of the word, that only limits your spectrum, a computer is a tool, a guitar is tool. What is the difference between these two things other than the one you give them yourself? None.
>One man
Daft Punk is electronic and the have more than one member.
Again there are holes in your definition. You say I use it as a generalisation, and I shouldn't, but what is a definition if not a generalization?
Bottom line, I think your definition is stupid, self-serving and limiting. And honestly, I would very much like no one ever adopts this line of reasoning other than you.

Claiming best girl

>ITT

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Smug tomoko is nice though.

excellent stompers

>claiming

I'm alright, bit tired, nothing a little coffee can't fix.
How about you?

Claiming Saya

Thanks?

still here

Claim

Ok

TERRIBLE! But now that you're here Im allll better~!

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

QOTT; did you cum today, /waifu/?

Fuck you Syndra

get on discord -_-

I think you're taking it a little bit personal man. Are you part of an all-electronica band or something?

Hello. How have you been lately?

You're basically a regular here at this point.

Shut the fuck up.

Is the sky blue, or is the sky black?

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>jerking it to your waifu

Thanks buddy~

I'm about to

I am -_-

Blue

>not jerking it to your waifu

Shut the fuck up

I thought you went to bed?

Claimed. Nobody else was going to pick her anyway.

Then why is the sky black when it's night out?
Explain that, genius

Is this a copypasta?

once
No problem

Don't believe we've ever talked, but best of luck, take care.

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It's a serious discussion, I take it seriously, not personally.

Coffee sounds good. I'm pretty good.

Cutie.

Aww that sucks, but i'm glad i could make you feel a little better.

Yes.

Magic

You're starting to annoy me

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I claimed her already though..

Give yourself a reason not to feel sorry for yourself then.

Good bye, TARS.

not until you answer the question!
>not jerking off to your waifu
hot...
i did
pretty
did it feel good..?
what did you cum to?

Why

>magic
It's obviously black magic...

I'll miss you :(

then why are you already awake again :(
go back to sleep

See you soon, Devin.

You just do. I can't wrap my finger around why.

I did not.

Let me rephrase. I'm claiming you, the poster.
Is that enough of an update for you?

Yuuki is too pure

Eureka is the best and I've never even met another person that likes the anime.

thanks
Of course it did

Ok

Why would you claim me though?

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i suffer from a bad past and horrible memories that keep me awake
what are you waiting for~?
you don't have to cum on her, silly
did you cum on her yet?
tell me about your orgasm~

Good morning!

-shrug- uhuh.

:( I'm sorry, hon. I wasn't aware.

12 times

You reminded me of some..thing that's all.

WUZ GUD NIGGA

Of course, a much needed cum too

Just 3 more days! And I'll finally be off for two days.. fuck this 8 day streak

Ok

I think I'll try not to until next friday maybe.

Something?

I dont feel comfortable going into detail

Anyway. What's up?

>Yuuki
>Rule 63 of Kirito

Aside from the fact that she has AIDS, her being female kirito already shows she aint nothing pure.

Yes. That's why I had to make you mine. At least, that's why I came back here to see if you were on.

Oh, I thought you said did you cum to your waifu!

Going to bed!

Goodnight everyone!

I did, thanks for asking~

Some random vid on pornhub.

Of course~.

Nice! Yeah i've had those before, fucking sucks.

the ceiling

Stick feather in bun

O-Okay..

What's down?

Goodnight.

Sorry to disappoint Mash, no.

Good night

I'm glad you understand. Thank you.

night love

Hugs the cutie
6 times today iirc

Chucked
I actually don't, but okay.

Good morning, love~
it's 'kay~
im learning to get better at controlling my emotions, but it's made me very lewd and unstable
oh my that's impressive!
ah i wish i was there to relieve it....
you're going to cum in your sleep if you hold it for that long!
please? i want to know!
you never thought about your waifu when cumming?
gn
what did you cum to?
>not cumming buckets on you waifu
that makes me sad
you should cum every day!
are you sore?

What's not there to understand? I've been clear and concise with you.

The floor

let me cum on you

No, tbh I've never reached the point of sexual exhaustion before...I always want to go again.

Gay.

Good morning comrade shielder!

I hope you feel better

Rarity is my waifu and best pony, she has such beautiful hinds, I just can't get enough.

Can i see your knife?

What's you

Hugs the cutie back.

> Not cumming buckets IN your waifu

why don't you cum on your tummy or something?
you must have a lot of callouses on your cock~
you should talk to more people, jump into conversations and stuff~
i'll feel better after i cum, who are you?
tell me who you are so that i can cum
good claim

you got me there

I want to cum on your tummy

I dont feel like telling you about that yet

you'll never know, hon

h-hot...
maybe i can experience it in person then..

Um no. The vagina is well lubed if you do it right. Callouses would actually hurt the girl id be fucking.
Hows it going?

Needs to be longer for that to happen and I'm not going to wait for that long.
It'll feel great when I finally do.

Well, it's ok..

yes you are

don't worry I'll lick it up after

i'm all pent up and i need to cum so badly...

Will you tell me about it~?

Pretty good. How about you?

her vagina must me really sore then~
will you cum to me instead of your waifu?
would you like to spit it into my mouth and let me swallow?

I have to go somewhere
Bye