So apparently her sextape has leaked. Anyone have it?

So apparently her sextape has leaked. Anyone have it?

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Bumperoni

Who is this?

Muh nigger

Michelle Obama

Ivanka Trump, guy

Are you retarded?

Agreed. Like who tha fuxk

>random hot chick leaks sex tape

That's fucking sick. Who would want to see Donald having sex? He's old as fuck.

me wants

There's porn of The Lorax, so obviously there's gonna be demand for Trump.

Pretending to be retarded is no different than just being retarded. The end result is that you are actually being retarded.
>protip: you're not pretending, you are just retarded

>implying everyone is american

Oh wait, you are insular american. Apologies

Like i seriously dont know who that is. Or care to be honest

Original guy who posted I know who Ivanka is I've just never paid much attention to her, so I didn't recognise her face. Plus I'm Australian. Not that that automatically excuses me.

she has a shiny forehead

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When will this meme die?

Sex does not exist

If you THINK sex exists, you are a retard

WHO in their right mind would get butt NAKED in front of someone else, put the 2 nastiest parts of their bodies together and proceed to perform animistic positions???

You would have to be mentally ill to do such a vile act.

I don't even think the mentally ill would actually do that because sex simply does not exist.

EVERY human being on this Earth as we speak is a '''''''''''''''virgin''''''''''''''' because sex is a product of our imagination.

>But user, where do babies come from?

Simple

All you need to do is be male and touch a female's hand and hope for the best. If you two are compatible, your cells will attach to hers and go through the bloodstream to the ovaries and a baby is created.

As I said, simple.

This nonsensical notion that sex exists is beyond me, nobody has sex, NO ONE!

Anyone who brags about having sex is a complete and utter liar, no ifs ands or buts about it.

If you claim to have sex, just stop saying that. We all know you're bullshitting for attention and it makes you out to be an incredibly beta lose

There is no such thing as sex, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR LIES!!!

I'm very glad most of the girls I was shaking hands with were not compatible...

Bump for sextape

Dont lie, youve never touched a girl