ITT: Terms people use to talk about choking the chicken

ITT: Terms people use to talk about choking the chicken

>inb4 choking the chicken

Beat the meat

Rubbing one out

spank the monkey

masturbate your penis

fap

Frinking the franks.

jacking off\jerking off

Firing off a couple knuckle children

Stroke the swan

Pleasure oneself

Jerkin the yerkin

Making the sauce

run off a batch

fapping. Faggot

Shooting young ones.

A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters

battling the cyclops

Wank the mank

Better than Raw.

>playing OG Hitman on ps2
>friend calls
>"what are you doin bro?"
>assassinating the Meat King
>"uh.."
>assassinating the Meat King

foreskin jogging

dad the bad

Wank it

whipping mayonnaise

waxing the candle
polishing the cannon
plying pocket pool

Shaking the baby bottle

Wrestling with the alligator
having a barclays

This took me forever to get. I thought it was a reference to a TV show.

Masturbating

Jerkin' the gherkin

Slap boxing the one eyed champ

Holding your sausage hostage

Remojar el cochayuyo (pic related, it is literally what the pic shows)
Remojar la nutria
pajear
estirar el cogote de ganso

Tickle the pickle

Pulling the Goalie

Five knuckle shuffle

Feeding the ducks

slapping the smurf

Isn't that John Cenas signature move?