ITT: Terms people use to talk about choking the chicken
>inb4 choking the chicken
ITT: Terms people use to talk about choking the chicken
>inb4 choking the chicken
Beat the meat
Rubbing one out
spank the monkey
masturbate your penis
fap
Frinking the franks.
jacking off\jerking off
Firing off a couple knuckle children
Stroke the swan
Pleasure oneself
Jerkin the yerkin
Making the sauce
run off a batch
fapping. Faggot
Shooting young ones.
A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
battling the cyclops
Wank the mank
Better than Raw.
>playing OG Hitman on ps2
>friend calls
>"what are you doin bro?"
>assassinating the Meat King
>"uh.."
>assassinating the Meat King
foreskin jogging
dad the bad
Wank it
whipping mayonnaise
waxing the candle
polishing the cannon
plying pocket pool
Shaking the baby bottle
Wrestling with the alligator
having a barclays
This took me forever to get. I thought it was a reference to a TV show.
Masturbating
Jerkin' the gherkin
Slap boxing the one eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Remojar el cochayuyo (pic related, it is literally what the pic shows)
Remojar la nutria
pajear
estirar el cogote de ganso
Tickle the pickle
Pulling the Goalie
Five knuckle shuffle
Feeding the ducks
slapping the smurf
Isn't that John Cenas signature move?