Greentext Thread
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Greentext Thread
Owen Turner
Connor Bell
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Brandon Miller
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Angel Gutierrez
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Mason Flores
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Camden Scott
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Xavier Sullivan
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Aaron Hill
>16 years old
>Dumb as fuck kid who had no friends
>By that point I made peace with the fact that I was just different
>Started doing stuff to piss off normies like wearing Wrath, Natural Selection, and Retribution shirts
>Was once sent out of school for writing a report on why the Columbine event was justified, although nothing wound up happening because it was just an opinionated paper for civics so what could they do but get mad and ignore me
>Some new girl comes to school
>She was kind of cute and she immediately got popular
>For some reason she liked me and started talking to me in class
>Once her friends saw this happening they told her about how retarded I was
>I would've dropped the normie enraging escapades if I got her as a gf because that would've been fine by me but it wasn't to be
>She cut me off cold turkey
>For Halloween we weren't allowed to wear costumes to school
>I did anyway and went as a teacher of mine, it was one of the "cool" teachers who gave group work out constantly and pretended to relate to kids
>I fucking shaved my eyebrows to mimic the way he looked and it must've been spot on because people got mad
>They couldn't send me home because I said that was just how I was going to dress from now on
>The next day I went back to my typical style and they didn't do anything
Aaron Murphy
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Julian Watson
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John James
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Jackson Flores
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Parker Martin
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James Foster
ah, nothing like the classics
Angel Ward
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Anthony Bennett
I have read this so many times over the years, but every time I see it posted, I always read it again.
Also posting some OC from a "most embarrassing sexual experiences thread"
Never seen it posted before
Luis Parker
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Ayden Brown
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Ryan Morris
Holy fuck my sides transcended to a new dimension
Luke Cooper
fukin nice, you may be a asshole but you aren't dumb
Austin Powell
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Dominic Edwards
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Joshua Butler
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Hudson Bell
Fucking best dad award 10/10 i swear
Hudson Collins
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John Howard
>mfw
Matthew Bennett
>4changold
Many thanks
Isaac Sanchez
best orange texts?
Jeremiah Bailey
This guy can;t even orange text>
Liam Wright
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Jason Powell
filthy slav
Nathaniel Howard
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Aaron Roberts
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Xavier Jackson
>what is anticlimactic
7/10
Logan Lopez
jesus christ user
Adrian Price
Good story or baffled at how long it is?
Noah Adams
Please be real
Please be real
PLz
Josiah Robinson
I
Shit you not
It may be real
or not
:)
Ian Russell
Probably a bit of both but worth
Jonathan Clark
Thanks anons
An actual good thread on Sup Forums
Who would've thought
Nolan Sanders
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Matthew Diaz
>satisfied
Ryder Gonzalez
good story, wasn't SUPER CRAZY but thats how you can kinda tell that most of this is factual and not exagerated
Mason Green
exactly why i saved it and sent it here
Jack Jenkins
so fucking old it was posted before greentext was a thing
Carson Sanchez
10/10
Ethan Bell
nice
Asher King
The fucking feels.
Caleb Phillips
Damn...
Henry Harris
my man frank
Lucas Powell
I legit wanna see a movie of this whole thing,
Angel Reyes
was thinking the same
Jayden Russell
that would work super well.
Nolan Moore
But who would play the main character..?
Andrew Long
Oh my fucking god dude
Lincoln Murphy
Seth Rogen
Brody Reyes
this.
Grayson Hughes
great thread, sorry i have nothing to contribute.
Charles Morales
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Adrian Miller
No way. Would have to be young rogen.
Charles Carter
instead you should just Snapchat z .com and all your worries will be gone!
James Ramirez
Bots dont even try to make it relevant to the thread anymore?
Joshua Perez
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Andrew Ward
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Benjamin Richardson
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Samuel Sanders
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John Russell
no drug story by now?
Liam Lopez
Anybody has the Ghost puncher?
Gabriel Myers
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Colton Ramirez
Got ya
Dominic Allen
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Gabriel Myers
Moot
Gavin Robinson
One of my fav stories thanks for sharing OP
Carson Myers
Bump
David Wood
This one always makes me kek
Elijah Torres
what a great read
Luke Sanders
Christ calm yourself
Dominic Lee
Thavage