Any tips on how I get a Muslim gf Sup Forums?

Any tips on how I get a Muslim gf Sup Forums?

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rape a muslim girl in a muslim country

Kill the infidels

ask her our maybe?

Go to Muslim man ask if he has daughter/sister and tell him you want to marry.
The man will give you the woman for about 1-2 goats or 5-7 chicken depending on the quality of the woman.

>you will never kill infidels with her

>toy gun
>hair visible outside of makeshift niqab
>skin tight clothes
>overt make up
>shitty american house

Thinking this is a real muslim

you must be funny at parties

Parties are haram you degenerate non Muslim

Kek

I can't argue with that

>be you
>convert
>cut your pee pee
>go to middle east or north africa ie Egypt, Yemen, Jordan,Lebanon, Iraq etc.
>pay dowry
>congrats

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Buy her.
Last time I was in Morocco people offered me 17 camels for my sister.
Given she is somewhat "unique" in those part of the world I guess you can get one medium wife for 8-12 camels.

Pretty much this. Arab streethookers was painful to watch. Just some mexican sluts in 1001 nights outfits.

Bump I'm seriously wondering also
.. There's this muslim girl at work, like east african, black, hijab-wearing muslim. Good english, laughs at my jokes but I don't even know how to approach a sand niggress. Obviously booze and pork is out, but what the fuck do they do?

in the same boat, there's a turkish qt3.14 at college which luckily doesn't wear a hijab

i just dont want to get involved in all the haram and halal bullshit

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I know
The tattoo is a big turn off too

Convert to Islam Thats really the only way. How I know this? I'm Canadian and I converted to Islam For Muslim Gfs worked perfectly arabs and indians are the best

My highschool had to stop taking senior trips to morocco bc the last time someone tried buying the female students

and the male students were trying to bargain for a higher price

"Hi.
I'm a revert to Islam, which means I was once a non Muslim and am now a Muslim.
While it happens all. the. time. Muslims are not permitted to date. Not other Muslims, not non Muslims, not at all.
There can be no sex outside of marriage. There can be no alone time of any kind with someone with whom marriage is possible, however unlikely. No touching. So no hugs, kisses or handholding. No romantic phone calls either."

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Dude Muslims are strict as fuck when it comes to these things. No sex outside marriage. No dating. No alcohol. No stealing. No tattoos. No spreading rumors. No disobeying parents.
Dude why do you think some Muslims hate Americans? It's because we do all these things they hate.

we hate you cuz you are degenerate
t. muslim

blow yourself up and get 72 of them

Just rape them, it's in their culture.

These guys have obviously never met many Muslims. I had hijabi friends at uni. A lot would go clubbing on weekends, have sex (or at least oral sex) outside marriage etc. One Somali girl I knew wore hijab yet had pierced nipples and a small tattoo on her navel. Wearing a cloth over your head does little to regulate your behaviour. A lot go crazy at uni too due to the freedoms that go with it. No longer under the watch of immediate family, they can do as they fucking please.

come to Southeast Asian countries like Brunei or Malaysia. Especially Brunei, the women here predominantly Muslims but they are a bit open to sex before marriage.. well you just need to know how.

However, if you are white, that should be easy because the Malay Muslim women in my country (Brunei) are suckers for all things white, Caucasian and English.. and you'd be surprised at how some of them dress in public

Are you swedish OP?

If you want to fuck an arab girl, the easiest is Morocco. It's the world #2 sex tourism destination but nobody talks about it. They probably have the most beautiful girls on the planet (i'm serious) and the bars/discos near the shore of Casablanca or in Marrakech are full of 18 to 20 year old escorts (i say escorts because FUCK ! they are just incredibly beautiful) that would realize all your fantasies for 200 EUR. These girls are not professional prostitutes, they are student, normal girls that love money. Moroccan girls are VERY materialistic, they love to receive gifts. One of my colleague at work, 35, has a "second life" in Morocco, he rents an appartment for 5000 € /year in Casablanca. Every long week-end or holiday he goes there, his "girlfriend" is waiting for him, treating him like a fucking king, cooking for him, fucking him in all possible ways (these girls have very low level of dignity when they smell money a "normal girl" would become the queen of anal, pissing or even scat sex) doing hours long massages....

I personnally go often to morroco but i don't have the "balls" to date an escort, the real problem is that i need to rent a appartment because hotels don't let foreigner take girls in the room and i'm always staying at the hotel.

Be a muslim, theyr faith dont allow to go on with other religions.

Not the Muslim I know. She obeys her religion to the nth degree.

sadly as a moroccan i can confirm...

Dump more of this lazy eyed slut

>Go to Middle East
>Buy/kidnap 6 y/o girl
>????
>Profit

FUCK OFF YOU DUMB FUCK.IF THEY ARE WEARING A HIJAB THEY ARE ALL IN YOU DUMB FUCK,

You Aren't going to do it unless you convert right infront of her with other muslims watching aswell. Convert My Brother and Join me.

Live on a farm.

No stealing, another reason to hate Muslims...

Uh, ask her out...

Go make some Iranian friends. Persian girls are hot as fuck & easier than uptight Sunni girls.

I'll tell you how I got mine. I was working in a hospital and she was from out of the country, doing an internship. Once she was away from her family suddenly whiskey and cigarettes were OK. She wasn't a virgin but I was maybe number two for her, and she was extremely horny in bed.

tl;dr find one from out of town

Fuck off sand nigger

I'm not from the Middle East you kikeslave

Too slanty-eyed for my taste, but thanks user

>tfw know Muslim qt from Israel
>doesnt wear hijab, probably one of the prettiest people I know
>tfw because of her culture she's scared of physical contact
>touching of any kind is weird, hugging is off limits, scared of sex
>so scared of shaming her family in any way
>hates how boys can basically do anything but her life is strictly controlled
I'm trying to get her to become more americanized but I don't think it's gonna work. She's told me she likes me in the past too. Feelsbadman

LOL!! EASY IS AN UNDER STATEMENT.IF YOU ARE AN ATHLETIC BLACK OR GOD FORBID TALL WHITE DUDE WITH BLONDE HAIR YOU'LL GET MORE PERSIAN PUSSY THAN YOU WANT..

IT ALSO SUCKS. THEY CAN'T FUCK FOR SHIT AND ARE PRONE TO UNGODLY FAST WEIGHT GAIN AND GET PSYCHO ATTACHED ESPECIALLY IF REJECTED

that's just nasty m8 who would even want to fugg something like this

Get to know her family. They'll probably try to convert you but that's like a 15-minute process, lunch included.

Coffee. Ask her out for coffee.

Not a trap worshipping faggot like u m8

Too old to marry in arab countries.

Go to Aleppo & buy one. Then just keep her in your basement for when you want some fun.

Alcohol probably isn't as out as you think. Source: whitefag with Muslim wife whose uncles will go to the mosque then come home and drink

But what if I really don't want to convert? I wouldn't really want to fake it either

It's for show. She might have a brother or an uncle who wants to take you to the mosque once in a while but nobody's going to expect you to buy a prayer rug.

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Bitch please, halal only means they cut from the neck to let the blood flow out rather than having more blood in your meat. You acting like this is some complicated shit

post arab bitches

more please !

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>Muslims hate American
OMG did Muslims turn into a country?

>Muslims are not Americans
>White's are not Americans either

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send pics rn

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Bible says the same things you fuck

It's a little more complicated than that, depending on how observant one is. My mother in law goes as far as sticking to halal cheese, whatever the fuck that even means. But she doesn't go as far as, say halal makeup which is now a thing.

The trick to getting a sweet Muslim girlfriend is easy. Just like with any girl, you need to be:

- everything you aren't

That's right! You need to NOT be a loser on Sup Forums who wants companionship so bad it physically hurts. You need to NOT be a gelatinous whiny left-leaning (but actually a shithead conservative when he's honest with himself which is never). You need to NOT be a stammering autist who has to stop masturbating so much because your tiny penis literally starts to bleed with overuse.

Stop being you and you will get a girl.

Kek, I admit I have seen other halal foods but that's crazy.

Have had one for years
10/10 would recommend

Totally loyal (to a fault)
Sexually submissive

How did you get her?

HEY SAME FAG. THEY ARE NOT LOYAL AND THEY SUCK IN BED AND ARE FAT,

Spotted the short manlet moroccan whos wife left him for a tall nigger

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OK FAT ASS. YOUR FANTASY OF GETTING A SUBMISSIVE MUSLIM IS DOOMED FOR FAILURE FAT FUCK. WOMEN OF ALL RACES AND RELIGIONS HATE SHORT FAT FUCK LOSERS LIKE YOU.

You'd be surprised on the booze thing m8

t. short fat loser that sucks in bed. Sorry you couldn't get a qt Muslim gf

Go to Jakarta and pick up an indo

Trade three chickens, two sheep, and a goat for one.

Enjoy the awkward sex with their mutilated genitals. It won't be enjoyable for her at all.

>Actually converted to be with brown girl
Cuck
When I marry mine we're just lying to her dad (moms idea) about me converting

>get a qt Muslim gf


lol.


qt muslim. lmfao
you getting laid? lllllmmmmffaaao

cringe thread....spidy where are you?

That's awesome

>Not knowing most women who leave the homeland are not the most strict Muslims
My gf eats pork all the time

Checked but wrong sheltered white boi

This so hard
Muslim sluts on campus are the best

ITT: some lonely fat fuck is pretending to have a Muslim GF after failing with other low desired races.

QT socks

I wish this was true of the Muslim qt I know. Everyone itt is talking about how the Muslims they know aren't that strict, and its quite the opposite in my case

Airsoft as fuck.

I can almost hear your fat fingers smashing the keyboard as you're breathing heavily sweating. I'd say don't breed because you'd only muddy the gene pool with your inferior genes. However, the possibility of you breeding is lower than your IQ. Which is rather impressive.

>Tall white dude with blonde hair
Can confirm
Brown girls drool after you

>still the best woman I've ever met in bed
>Head game so strong
>Pussy game even stronger (dem keagles)
If you find one that can't fuck you done goofed

LOL. SO ANGRY I RUINED YOUR FANTASY HUH FAT BOY? DID YOU JUST AUTOBIOGRAPHER THAT POST DUMMY?

LOVE WINNING. I LOVE WATCHING DIABETIC SHUT IN 50 YEAR OLDS GETTING ANGRY I SPOIL THEIR FUN.

I SAID TALL BLONDES NOT 500 POUND 5 FOOTER YOU FAT FUCK.

Are you like 12?

Why did you type like a spaz trying to preorder Minecraft?

Allahu her Akbar

Got her from school many many years ago

for what purpose?

but Minecraft has already been released it's not available for preorder

SO ORIGINAL. WATCH THE BLOOD PRESSURE FAT FUCK.IF THE ALARM GOES OFF MUMMY WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR COMPUTER

Blow Up?