What is the worst thing to say during sex

What is the worst thing to say during sex

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Wake up

Stop

my girl does this, but when she cant take it no more

She is an idiot.

"Hahaha i farted, you fucking bitch. Are you sorry?"

Your pussy feels the same as my dogs pussy

Gonna do you like Bush did 9/11

That's a great thing to say

Can we hurry up a bit? I'm late for D&D with the boys!

>By the way, I used to be a woman

This smells fishy

Your pussy feels like my butthole

Your mom is tighter.

hope my HIV doesn't bother you

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You don' do it like my daddy does

Your sister may be hotter, but you are way better in bed!

Damn you got a big pussy!
Damn you got a big pussy!

i wanna have a baby

OP here, I will be using the best reply the next time I have sex

Ora everytime you thrust

Jet fuel can't melt pussy beams

"I wish my last date was this full of life"

so all this for nothing then?

You're way better than my mother

oh granny im gonna cum so fuckin hard!

why'd you say it twice?

Harder!
Harder!

is ok

Bigger!

is definitely not

sorry Mike

is this the part where i go pee pee?

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moah enahgee

Wait for it.

I'm so good that the hookers pay ME.

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I love you

that was great! and now you fuck me in the ass!

i identify as non binary bby

I wish I still had my dick so I could fuck you.

because it's a BIG pussy!

"this is so bad we should never have sex ever again, even after marriage"

>Flutterhsy I"M CUMMING!!

this isn't how me and my dad do it

Shit, she got out of the restraints.

I'm glad this would never be said during sex.

If you don't like the roughness I can peel off the scabs.

This sounds like it comes from personal experience user

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT

"Go back to sleep, kid."

Hahahah good one user

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>Those kids have better have cleaned up the house.. BECAUSE DADDY'S A' CUMMIN HOME

start tensing the muscles in your face so all the blood rushes to your head and it swells up and turns bright red and just scream
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGTRAPSAREN'TGAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
as loud as you can from beginning of insertion until orgasm

>sandpaper sally

Wow it is true what they say, It's WAAAAAY better if they're awake during this

Stop crying mom

Oh no! I think I might have diarrhea! Get off me! Quick! get off me!!

>fml

You got Aidsed!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT

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"You should probably go get tested"

"Whoops, the condom broke, but I'm sure you'll be the best mommy and daddy"

"Gee Bill, TWO Weiners?"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT

Crashing this pussy
With no survivors!

"That smells just like my ma's."

thanx mum

Ma name jeff

You're just like my mom!

Praise kek is an anagram for Rape kikes

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Is it already in?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT

You look a lot like your mother

Hey mom, checkem!

Checked.

Now check MINE!

damn this feels way worse with a condom

I wish to die

i cummed

damn i'm glad it was actually you and not chris hansen

I'm winning!

wtf your mom's/sister's/daughter's/dad's/brother's ass isn't this loose

I think saying "Sorry, but my Mom's better." Would ruin it more.

Check em!

Good thing I practiced this with my sister first

'You got the job'

Sorry, but my Mom's better. At least you beat my 10 y/o brother!

rekt faggot.
see

boobs

OP here, the next post to get one of these dubs: 99, 66, 33, or 00, will win the thread. Good luck faggots

Moan literally any anime character's name

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Hitler did nothing wrong

I voted for Trump

Never rub another man's rhubarb

Make America great again!

I'm gonna give you the ol lickarooo

Remind me to change your diaper after I finish.

Singing the moon man album

Say hello to my little friend

Gushy Gush, So Soaky