Massage Parlor Thread

Massage Parlor Thread

Share stories/experiences.

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are they worth it? girl in vid looks ugly AF. average cost of blowjob?

Moar vids plz. All I find is fake shit. Need more real hidden cams

did she swallow?

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I've had many experiences with my massage therapist.
Blowjobs, handjobs, sex, threesomes
Once she massaged my back and then when I turned over she tied me to the table and left the room. When she came back in she was wearing a shiny leather bra and panty set with gloves and thigh-high boots.

pic related: It's her on the left

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Not sure if this one is real or fake..

pornhub.com/ view_video.php?viewkey= ph56be347fcbf57

how much for bj, hj, fucking? how did you find her?

She doesn't charge me for the sex.
I met her through a friend.
She's married now but we still have our fun

Ive never heard of non asian ones that put out

all those certificates

did you just ask her to do shit when you went or she knew why you were there?

I've met quite a few.
A lot of them get into it to make people healthier and to feel good.
They tend to be naturally giving people.

no charge? wtf kinda buisiness is that? Shes obviously just a slut that wants to fuck if she does it for nothing.

I had gotten a few massages from her, we became friends and one day she just went down on me.
It's been great ever since

by any chance is she turkish? on the left?

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less chat... more vids

She's a massage therapist.
She makes really good money.
She used to have a couple of guys like me but since she got married I'm the only one

delete the spaces retard

Italian and german

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massage parlors seem like an easy way to get STDs
I know those gooks aren't getting tested

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Don't know about other places but here Alabama/Mississippi and AMP is about 160 - 260, seems they very by how you look.

It depends of your luck completely what's available. Most of the time when you go and try some place randomly you get mediocre experience.

How does one know if they actually do it or just massage normally ? Loads of these things here in germany. Any experience ?

Want

Did a massage parlor when I was stationed in S Korea with the Air Force.

Cost $100, got a fantastic massage and a blowjob. Went there with 2 friends and we all got blown, separated by curtains. We all had a great experience, drank before and after. I miss S Korea. Cheap food, good alcohol and great times.

I've only been a total of three times. First time was lose my virginity. It's very weird, you're scared shit less because you don't know if your visit is the day the place gets busted. So it's a nerve wrecking session. Also they make you strip and go to the table shower. I imagine they are looking through your shit at that time. To see how much to charge you based on how much money you brought. Lastly I found blowjobs with a condom on unfulfilling.

hj, and fucking with condom only for me

>Manas Kyrgyzstan
>40 bucks
>suck the life out of you in 5 minutes
>6/10 looking asian

I honestly just don't see the allure of HJs, though. I might as well just fap myself.
I'd go for a BJ, not sure how they feel with condoms on though

Not for everyone I guess. But for a guy who can't get laid via normal means they are great.

when I was there they would not let anyone off base. heard about a barber shop where the girl would blow you under the cape while you got ur haircut.

kys

you've posted stories about you guys before.
Any more recent pics?

I miss backpages

Nothing recent but she's coming over on Thursday so I'll have something after then.

Nice. I'll keep a lookout.

My gf is a tantric masseuse. She jerk off her customers at the end of the massage. I kinda have a cuck fetish so i get turned on every time she talks about her day at work.

Because one of you miscreants got drunk and tried to rape a Korean girl for the millionth time I bet.

Am a male LMT. Have had blowjobs from female clients and fingered them a well. Nothing like seeing your favorite client and the schedule showing your lunch break is right after. "Looks like this session is going to go a little longer than booked". Pretty sure the girls at the front desk have figured out why the massages run over.

Yeah this massage parlor was on base. Near the green beans and Hotel California
Faggot Airforce security wouldnt let us near the damn fence like we didnt just get back from afghanistan.

Please greentext some of your experiences

>Client comes in with boyfriend, both getting massages
>Boyfriend doesn't want male therapist
>Makes a big deal till they switch and I get client
>During massage client is pissed, says boyfriend probably wants to do something with female LMT
>Client says she bet stuff like that doesn't even really happen
>Bending over the top of her head to work her low back while she goes on and on
>Apply pressure and move her body in circles knowing it will make her grind on the table
>She starts to get less mad, asks me to work her glutes to destress. Sure
>Work her bare glutes, says she likes it when I press up on them. Do. Great ass.
>Wants me to do both at same time, tell her it will mean moving the sheet off. She pulls it off. Here we go.
>Start pressing up on her glutes and see her asshole from time to time. Asks if I can do her inner thighs.
>Tell her will do it face up when I have more exposure to area
>She flips and sheet falls to floor. Fuck yeah

When I hear shit like this...I wonder why I joined the corp.

more more more

Go on...

>Do some leg stretches with her and she drops her leg off the side of the table. Dat pussy spread
>Work the inner thighs. "Go higher". Do. "Higher"
>Alright, how high? She shows me. Still trying to keep licence so tell her to cover herself with her hand so I don't slip
>My hand against hers so close. She drops the other leg off the side of the table "Now this one" Yes ma'am
>Now the hand she is covering herself with is rubbing her pussy. Dis bitch.
>She's looking at me and asks if I mind. Jokingly say a little because I might have to move something
>"No you, work on me. I got it". Grabs my shit.

Ended up with a blowjob. Best part was filling out her paperwork at the check-in/out desk and seeing them kiss before they leave. Signed up for membership and left a great tip. All in all a good day.

Telling you guys, it's a great fucking job if you can put up with the unsteady pay and the large motherfuckers that come in after crossfit. And when they don't want to pay spa prices and ask if you do work outside of the spa? Very nice. And I keep all the cash. Win fucking win.

I'll take things that never happened for $500.

It's a nice little story for the cucks though.

Believe what you want, brother. My spa kick ass. Even the front desk girls are down, but that has a lot of drama.

That sounds great but as a guy I think you are reasonably good looking and probably fit or very fit? Also you do get males from time to time and queers too? How do you handle those situations or is it okay for you to rub some balls as well?

You'd be surprised at how often Military mental are claimed rapists.

Till you realize those cultures traditions include family honor and Brass finds it easier to take their word for it and punish without any investigations.

You civies really need to find Vets (of various ages) and listen to a few of their stories. You'll learn a thing or too and trust the government less...we do.

Meh, I think I'm OK looking. But I do hit the gym as it helps the client base. No one wants a massage from a fat guy. Being ex-military helped as a start too. And some guys have tried. Letting their arm rest off the table and starting to rub my calves when I'm working on their shoulders or back. I take the compliment for what it is and put their arm back on the table. No biggy. They tend to still rebook with me.

That doesn't make sense. Any guy who would do this must be desperate as fuck so they must all look like shit.

Go to rubmaps or bp, look for a reputable rub and tug, meaning one that features pictures of people actually working there, not a stock photo.

or finds one that offers 'GFE'

Once there, if the first thing you are asked is to get nekkid and wait in the room, they are a full service facility. The reason is cops cannot take off their clothing when investigating a case, thus if you get naked, you cannot be a cop. Once they see that, they will lay out the price scale for services rendered.

Always wear a ballon. they should provide it, but if not, insist on it. Remember, they handle a dick per hour, so when you show up at 8 pm, they have had a cock in their mouths since 10 am, you're is the 10th of the day, so no glove no love.

Enjoy

Of course they want to win you over and turn you gay. That's ... exciting... :DDDD

But on serious note, I think you probably have good chance for tips if you score older ladies and succeed to entertain them properly. Lot of that job is about how psychologically make them feel good and how to push their buttons. I know this because some of the girls I've seen are really good in this.

But I can resist of course if I'm not interested and if it looks like I'm going to spend more money than I should. There is a certain standard for extra services how much they should cost.

I have stopped going to massages. I had this Chinese girl I saw for couple of years and it was nice. Then she disappeared as their spa had water accident. I haven't seen her since and I forgot to take her phone number. Anyway I'm not interested in massage scene any longer as money wise it's a huge sink before you find trustworthy girl who does everything..

Older ladies like to give me hugs before I leave the room. I'm not sure why. And the extra shit is so rare it isn't funny. I'm 98% legit. But you never forget when it happens.

backpage didn't go anywhere

the same content is there, they just moved, it's under women looking for men now, go look

Not really. I mean white, black, skinny, fat. There is a website where people in the area share their experiences there. This is how we know they charge certain people more or less.

Haha, yea man. I worked with a lot of Army/Marines and they all wished they joined Navy/Air Force. A lot better living conditions and jobs are easier to transfer to the civilian life.

Hope you're doing well.

I don't know how it is for females but as a man I think at least hj complements the massage really well as that will relax everything so much after a good massage. There has been couple of places where I've been and they haven't done it in the end, that has always been bit disappointing.

But of course there is always the line, do you always expect all girls to be sex workers or do you expect a proper massage. But it's very rare though, it's been my own fault because the place has looked like they probably do extras but they didn't.

Then there are the ripoff places where the girl tries to get as much money as possible. I.e. 80 quid for handjob and upwards. That's way too much on any level.

Don't listen to this shit bag. You can easily learn enough about how shitty the government is without having to listen to some prick talk about the marine corps and how good it was back in his days

So it goes like this: first they are very talkative, then they do ~15-20 minutes of very lousy massage and then always go into extras talk. There they try to be very pushy and the price just goes upwards and upwards. That's a sure sign to dress up and leave before even the time is up.

The massage is usually really good too. I go to them all horny ready to get off but then they zen me out with an amazing massage. But then I get off. Go to a Russian, they love to have their garage cleaned.

Cops can get naked. These places get busted all the time. I'm never told to remove all my clothes, I just do it. The Asian places basically know they are going to get busted, it's just a matter of when.

>married
>still have our fun.

You need to nut inside her and let her hubby take care for your baby

Where the fuck does she work??

How much cock have you sucked? I know a lot you dudes tend to be as queer as 3 dollar bills.

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

You're so full of shit this thread is starting to smell like a Niggers house after a grammy win.

Its more mental that physical you moron

That's just your house nigga

I'd definitely pay more for a white woman.

Kek

>went to massage parlour
>got massage
>went home
felt pretty gud man

Need more white massage parlors in my town. Asians are really hit or miss in the looks department.

>only one
I'm sure she tells that to all of her toys

Roflmao nice

you know if you're gunna pay that much for just a blowjob and go with all this secrecy n crap, could just save a bit more, fly to Canada, Australia or Japan and visit a knockshop. I mean shit average rate in Japan is $90 for 90min of whatever the fuck you want.

It also depends of the generation - now the good masseuses are already pretty old in this sense, there is a generation gap. There is a big chance that the young pretty girl is not that good masseuse and also that she might want more money as well. Thing is that the price of massage + extras shouldn't ever go higher than having good 1 hour long session with an escort. If you can get laid for $50 there is no reason to pay that much for only a handjob...

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is she getting her nutrients?

Makes sense.

We have many in my town.. It's like 80 Euro and you can lick, finger them etc. for an hour

Pro Tip: it's Germany

She was absolutley incredible. I hate when my girl moves her mouth and hand at the same time. The tip gets way too sensitive. 10/10 for novelty.

>Don't know about other places but here Alabama/Mississippi and AMP is about 160

Is true, there was a place 4 minutes from my house and they charged you just to get in the door. I read the reviews and people said at the end of the legit massage the girls ask for a donation.

160 seemed to get you a handjob until finish and the girl would strip down and let you play with her pussy.

Fuck all that jazz though, been saving for a switch.

Backpage is under federal investigation for promoting prostitution.

A waste of government resources.

Not the greatest story but:
>Was touring Thailand w/ wife (she is Thai)
>Go with her to massage parlor in Chang Mai
>get foot massage side by side
>massage felt so good, extended from 30 mins to 60
>paid and as I was leaving, massage girls says to me "come back without wife, we go upstairs next time"

welche stadt?

I lived in Asia for a few years. I hadn't been laid in almost a year when I went, so I was looking for a any kind of place that would get a woman to touch my dick and do something with it.

I wander around the city and find a massage place. Go in and indicate i want a massge. I don't speak their language and they didn't speak mine.

The girl who got me clearly was not happy about it. I was a fatass at the time.

I ended up getting like an hour+ long massage, and at the end.....
no one touched my dick.

It was so disapointing. I always heard the asian massage parlors are basically just fronts for a whore house, at least in the US.

Never been more frustrated in my life.

Wtf is pic related

>She used to have a couple of guys like me but since she got married I'm the only one


Lol, if you believe that you're an idiot.

200 in my town will get you FS. Midwest.

Lose the fat. Try again.