Anal sex is way over rated and kind of gross. I did it yesterday with my fwb, the lube turned all yellow and it smelled...

Anal sex is way over rated and kind of gross. I did it yesterday with my fwb, the lube turned all yellow and it smelled. It was tight as hell and the girl was into it but I just changed condoms and fucked her normally.
Anyone else have similar anal sex experiences?

Nope. Anal sex is amazing.

Your girl's ass was dirty. Should have asked her to clean it before you had sex.

this is disgusting

She used baby wipes or something but idk about enema

>I didn't do anal properly
>anal is bad

Get her to clean it, and preferably use a plug. If she loves it, you need to make the most of it.

She was into it but I couldn't cum from it

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Are you a faggot?

All faggots do is anal you retard

You know what I like about pussy?

You can just jam your cock in with no prep work.

>unable to cum from fucking a woman

This is true

Same here, i believe most of the "anal masters" are nothing but kids who watch too much porn, and like to describe their fantasies as reality.

Also the feel is awful, tight at the base, loose at the end and after a while it's all loose with fart odours everywhere when you pull it out (and yes she did an enema).

Pussy everyday.

>my partner and i don't know what an enema bulb is

>fart odours everywhere
Yeah the whole room stank like shitty lube

tits or gtfo

No

I'm a dude

>gf didn't wipe her own arse before getting fucked

>Anal is gross

Fuck off faggot

Your girlfriend must fucking stink

She did wipe, the lube goes inside tho idiot

All girls stink

I forget what the brand is, but porn stars use a certain kind of enema. Try to find it

They probably wash their ass out with like 30 gallons of water

Who cares, I'm eating cereal as I'm imagining him and his shitty girlfriend making poo babies.

how do enema @ home?

hose?

No shit Sherlock

Your girlfriend is the gross one

Only place for anal is in the shower

give your gf an enema. make sure shes comfortable. sit there with her while she farts and shits out tons of watery poops. laugh with her. dont make her feel embarassed or self conscious about it. when thats over with, fuck your gfs clean sphincter and cum inside it