Going to Montreal with my girlfriend this summer, we want to get a escort (female) while we are there
I know prositution is legal in canada, but what are the do's and dont's, or unwritten rules per say?
Any advice from Canadians on Montreal and Escorts would be much appreciated.
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Shove a dollar bill in her mouth at the end.
Be like one of the greats and kill her.
Look up on The Green River Killer and Hillside Strangler for tips.
Go for a couples' nuru massage
Anyone have any first hand experience with escorts in Montreal?
Im also an American, I should of mentioned that earlier.
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Stay the fuck out of Canada you Amerifag
>I'm American
>should of mentioned
>of
Get out and kill yourself
>Major city
Go with craigslist.
Set it up a week in advance, vet your choices through email/skype or something.
Be smart, be safe, don't waste a few hundred bucks on a dirty skank when you can have a probably slightly less dirty skank that will stick around for more than an hour.
>first hand experience
>escort
>hand
>escort
>experience
>hand experients with escorts
you get it Sup Forums? this is fucking funny
only Snow Pigs in Canada.
1. Locate your passport
2. Confirm American citizenship
3. Acknowledge Canada hates you
4. Kill your skank gf then your nigger self.
5. :)
"should have" you illiterate amerifag.
What does my grammar have to do with obtaining an escort in Canada?
Just stay the fuck out of Canada you American cuntnigger.
Canadian here
Dont know much about escorts, but i can tell you all these people saying stay out of canada, and we hate you, are wrong.
I dont know anyone who dislikes Americans here.
Bump
We do out of spite, not in reality.
Grew up in a tourist area. Outdoorsy. Michiganders always up for a gander. (Why is Michigander not underlined?)
But ultimately, we have no problem with them. Much like us, slight cultural differences. That's about all.
Tourists just get annoying at times. Which I have learned since coming to Toronto. Where there are so many more of them.
I say to you again, set something up via craigslist.
If you're hitting a major city, it's cheap. Read: free. Less chance of some dirty ho. And you can vet them in the time leading up to your vacation.
You'll have more than a limited time for fun too. You could play every night of your vacation, could have some friends to show you around.
On and on and on. Lots of reasons why craigslist would be better.
don't worry op, if these were actually canadians they'd be apologizing
This is a myth.
Especially in cities. Everyone is cold and passive aggressive.
this is a joke
do you have those in canada?
No. Just cold and misery.
Turdope's Canada is a bleak existence. Nothing to look forward to any more.
what did you have to look forward to before?
Nothing.
But now it's less. And that scares me.
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Why bother? Everything here is 3x more expensive and our lowest provincial minimum wage is $11.25/hr. Fuck an American escort, save some $$$.
Gotcha. I will look into craigslist and such, im sure escort agencies are 5x more expensive. Im 25 girlfriend is 21, we know no one up there, just decided to go to Montreal from where we live southern Wisconsin for the fun of it since we've never been to Canada but we've been out of the country together before.
As an American who used to live near a tourist attraction I can confirm tourists are annoying as fuck (except Germans in my experience)
Montreal has a lot of history to explore.
Never been myself, but I've talked to a few people from there.
Don't think you need to know french at all either to get by. As the fellow I knew who grew up there doesn't speak a word of it.
For a hooker, in Toronto at least, you're looking at minimum $150 an hour. With Craigslist, you're hooking up with an user, basically. Be smart, be safe, enjoy your trip! Should be a lot of fun.
Shit i never even took into account the exchange rate (we're planning the trip mid August).
As of today $1 USD = $1.32 CAD
Actually, it's not legal here anymore. Bill C-36 came into effect late 2015. The laws are very complicated, but basically what you need to know is that while it is not illegal to sell sex in Canada, it is illegal to buy. The escort isn't breaking any laws, but you are by hiring her. It's retarded, I know.
That said, it is very unlikely that you'll be charged, I don't think anyone has been yet. Just don't be too cavalier about it. Observe the "you're paying for time/companionship" rule. Do not mention sexual services in exchange for money.
We are going to be driving through Toronto on our way to Montreal, but ive been told to vacation in Montreal over Toronto, whats you opinion on Montreal vs Toronto as far as staying for around a week and exploring.
We're not planning on stopping at a ton of tourist traps, as we're both young and want to explore the city and the night life. This will be our first vacation with no family while in a large city.
Good to know, i read their laws were funky but you put it in simple terms
"Hey honey lets go to Canada and have sex with an escort, it'll be great eh!" Ugh fuck off American... Stay within your own shithole borders.
Why would you take a girl anywhere? You do realize what comes out of their asses, right?
All girls poop, except my girlfriend
I'd say, fuck Toronto. I live here. There's no way you could enjoy this shit hole in a week.
Sure, you could see all the key points. Those "tourist traps" as you call them. But the true glory of Toronto is what's hidden in the dark corners. You'll never find that shit without a guide.
Here's hoping a Montreal fag will chime in.... But, from what I know, that city should be a lot better for exploring and wandering around. As there's some really really old neighbourhoods to check out. Probably a much better night life too.
everybody poops
literally a kid's book about that shit
Every American is so proud of their dollar. Bow down to your Chinese overlords you dumb cunt.
What is pooping though?
Feces passing through the anus?
What if a person has a colostomy? And has their shit go directly into a bag?
Is that still considered pooping?
Thanks for the input, thats exactly what we want to do, explore the hidden dark corners, which i know, is going to be hard without knowing anyone, so i came to Sup Forums because we know those dark corners.
>You do realize what comes out of their asses, right?
according to your definition, as long as it comes out of their ass
Not my definition. I'm just asking questions.
my answer still stands
That's why I despise girls and wish they would all just go away. Because they p**p.
don't you poop?
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