ITT: We poorly describe a movie

ITT: We poorly describe a movie

>have pupper
>pupper deid
>anregy
>avenge death of pupper

>4 faggots in school
>they do dumb shit
>happy ending

John week

breakfast club minus one faggot

bump

>shitty janitor boy whos dead mom gets him a job
>fucking sucks at everything
>restaurant he works at gets in a scandal
>restaurant shutdown
>new tiny restaurant
>roll credits

I declare a dubs thread

c h e c k

rolling

>tumblr diversity meet-up tries to return a ring

Lord of the rings?

yes, they went to mount jared

Rattatoiu?

I am Legend

>guy draws shitty comic
>Jacks off horse
>Goes to Pakistan to make soccer balls

Freddy got fingered.

Be a police officer
Get a better job thats a secret
Fucking cockroachs

Freddy Got Fingered !!

>humanity invents sex bots
>robots are actually nice, sentient but no one cares
>mexican guy helps robots escape humans
>robots build robo pet and movie pretty much ends

i declare trips thread

Chappie!

wrong

any teen movie ever

no that'd be...
>man and pupper
>loses pupper
>makes a woman
>she leaves him

I haven't seen Freddy got fingered in years.

>raps badly
>fights people
>leaves
>raps godly
>8 mile

Zombieland

>stoners smoke weed
>Lose car

Yes

nice dubs

c'mon lads is not that hard

american ultra

Westworld
Project X

>people create virtual world
>npc realizes that the world is fake
>gets uploaded into the real world... just kidding, it was fake too
>npc actually gets uploaded into the real world later, and gets a hot wife

john wick

not westworld either

the matrix

American pie

more hints

dude where's my car, but that's a really accurate description, not a poor one lol

Christmas vacation

The notebook

Fresh Prince of Men in Black

>kid dad died
>Kid becomes slave
>Fucks witch
>Kills snek

Ive not even seen that movie but know its John Wick.

matrox

>crazy posh and gang fuck shit up
>posh goes to jail
>posh gets out and proceeds to get his shit fucked
>posh gets brit fame
>the end

thirteenth floor? it's been awhile.

lawmower man

>2 nerd virgins spaz out
>create a fucktoy
>rocket in the house
>get gf's
>Chet is confus

kingsman

>parents are kill
>no friends
>Live with adopted relatives in small town
>meet weird blonde girl
>have sexual tension with Blondie
>she was grandma's ghost

no

Yes

automata

>anime movie
>dam white man plays main character
>why the fuck is the main characters ally the villan
>retarted shit all over
>e v o l u t i o n

Weird science

weird science

yep

these dubs have been credited to your accounts

>an interracial couple gets chased around the galaxy by a man with a burning cross

Shooter

dud

eyrbody know haruld and kumquat

I may be wrong. But is the movie you're describing...
>the matrix?

>anime movie
>brother treated like shit
>tron bikes
>aliens give brother powers
>super monster mega blob
>blob killed

Galaxy quest

hooray pwerter and phil's stoned?

Hivemind correct.

HEre's another one

>weird garden fence
>fake puke in cinema
>there was no squid scene

akira

Conan the Barbarian

>lemon tree
>whore tries to steal lemons
>proves she's a whore

they weren't aliens you faggot

Star wars 7

See, the game is only fun if the description makes it hard to guess or is funny. Seeing as how you failed at both, it doesn't really work.

Lemon stealing whore

>vet with drinking problems
>chases dumb broad
>tries to fly with said broad
>gets really wet and lands her
>was a bad day for a guy to quit doing things

>anorexic batman thinks everyone is gaslighting him
>turns out he's gaslighting himself

>awkward nerdy dude
>likes hot emo chick
>kills people 4 her
>lands it

Shit pilgrim?

Airplane

Harry Potter?

I've never even seen the goonies, but i remember hearing about the squid scene in some youtube deleted scenes top list

ye

mah nigga... is what I thought.

that Ghibli movie

>faggot receptionist is taught to use a machine gun
>Mexican illicits sexual favors from German villagers for chocolate
>girls check out some sweet scars before dying

>it's getting cold
>group of people travel around carrying a bomb because it's still getting cold
>they find another group of people doing the same shit
>guy from the other group spergs out over god or some autism and kills almost everyone
>bomb goes off

The Machinist

ayup

>Arnold Schwarzenegger with a jetpack

jingle all the way

jingle all the way

Hivemind is correct

>antisocial gets bit by insect
>becomes social
>people look up to him

>normal happy family
>Zombies
>Miraculously find chemical that makes people immune
It's not hard to guess

Clockwork Orange
I've seen that movie 2 or 3 times and I still don't remember any of it

Get

speedermen

lol

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war world z