Talking to a girl I used to be into of Facebook. Dubs decides what I say to her...

Talking to a girl I used to be into of Facebook. Dubs decides what I say to her, but I'd appreciate not looking like a psycho if you can help it.

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1 pussy = 1 pupper

Nigga are you daft, invite her over

Nevermind the puppies. Let's get together so I can whip your bare ass with a belt. We'll see how things go from there.

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And why does that bitch end everything in x? x

If I understood women, would I be posting here?

Come over x

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Fair enough

Pls kek, grant me repeating digits

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For fuck's sake user. Will deliver.

OH FUCK
PRAISE KEK

some girls will abuse emojis, other shit like ''x''
ive seen guys do that alot too shit cray

You got the puppies or is it just a bait?

send her this with no context

youtube.com/watch?v=vngWPAHdXTE

God damnit

I was scared the puppies were going to look like me, if you know what I mean...

"let's see your puppies first"

THIS

Can somebody explain this one to me?

please send nudes my cock is super hard

U serious? He would be implying he fucks his dog.

A Chinese family just came over and were really interested in the puppies. They even asked how much for the whole litter. Can you believe that?

Oh fuck please this

Nigga dis dick needs nudes. Send them now or i'm gonna roll up with my squad and do a driveby nigga.

Where's the fucking response?

Weak shit.

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OP I hope you weren't into this girl, because she's really in to you.

she unfriended and blocked me :(

Nigga send nudes. My black cock needs sum muthafuckin pussy. No pussy = me doing a driveby your place wigh my squad in ma cadillac. nigg.

She definitely doesn't sound like it. She sounds like she's really into those puppies though.

Really?

Top fucking kek if true.

Shit replies and only got slightly better after the puppies.
You clearly dont have much experience

obvious virgin detected

I think faggots are subhuman

Oh the irony

Right, my B, here's her response

I sexually identify as a Prussian Officer

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...So do I message her this or...?

OP offered ZERO conversation yet she still replied.

She like him but didn't know him, he was probably quiet in high school, but semi attractive.

"Come on, I'll supersize it for ya"

I wanna fuck you right now, you busy?

>she still replied
>she must be into him

You're actually one of "those" spergs

Oh shit

she's still replying after the 1 pussy = 1 puppy

she's in to him

"Right, ill cover u with puppies once u come here but first i gotta see ur puppies." and do it with bad grammar.

U like loli?

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so...why haven't we had sex yet?

dub thread

^ I can promise that this will get you tits in this case. Believe or not.

Ay gril i wanna get my dick wet

no way, nice

WELL, being honest, im gay now.

If I froze a turd. Would you let me fuck you with it?

You like huey lewis and the news?

Unless she gets offender 24/7 even a stranger will reply

But you look like a boy so I guess...

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Because not getting offended at an "inappropriate" joke means she wants the dick right? You do realise women can have a sense of humor without wanting your cock in and around their mouths.

Pretty sure legoland is in Windsor

Send nudes

I hate you all. Delivery incoming.

I still don't know where that is

under normal circumstances you're right.

this girl went to highschool with OP and he was quiet but decent looking and she always sort of had a crush on him but her friends thought he was a sperg

I think OP has fallen in love boys, abandon thread

>I'd appreciate not looking like a psycho

So why the fuck are you doing this?

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He's not. He's got a good response and has left us.

Guys, OP's still here, I'm just waiting for her to respond before I post it here

I want to tounge-punch your fartbox

Reroll ,
I really want you to say this

Reroll

Rerolleroni

Rerollos

rolling

west of london
Near heathrow and slough

Last time rolling, or i give up

Seriously, I'm still here. She just takes a while to respond.

DUDE SHE IS ALL YOURS

I'm gonna put you on your knees, you like that?

>> "Sorry, Google Maps puts that in my dreams"
You are fucking smooth

The mad man

Roll for me anons , make the Dream come True

Show me your titties

Bitch I wanna da titties

you're so moist

I donate my dubs to the post below

looooooool

OP here. This one's real popular, so I'm thinking a ten reroll limit before it's invalid? My post won't count, obviously

Leck mich am arsch, ich will dubs

do it

YOU COULD HAVE USED THEM INSTEAD OF SAYING ''LOOOOOOOL'' FUCKING DERP

Kek. The dubs are out tonight

> and then she discovered he was really a nice, funny, deep guy who she can have fun with and who won't be mean to her like her previous bad boy boyfriends.
> he can give her what she never knew she wanted, and she will come to realise that all she ever needed was right in front of her, all this time.

Yeah... saw that movie. Still didn't get laid afterward and gf wanted to talk about 'feelings' and shit for a few days.

tfw

hahahahahahahaha

"Well I'm free tomorrow, wear something cute. After you play with the puppies I'll fuck the shit out of you."