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Ask a Police Officer anything.

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is it a good job? i kinda been thinking about becoming one is it hard ? 22 very fit good with guns

it is a good job, if you want it for the right reasons. such as helping people, stopping the assholes of the world, etc lol. yes it can be very hard to become one depending on the area and lack of connections.

What's the best way to hassle a minority?

P2 here what's up brother

Do you let hot girls off on tickets? Have any offered to show tits/suck dick to get out of something?

Do you arrest non-violent drug offenders? If so, why are you a fucking faggot?

>little bro is 5-0
>we get along on everything but the green issue
>says if it ever became legal he would quit law enforcement

Pretty sure that's his religion kicking in gear pretty hard. We just discuss it from time to time and I find it a weird notion, but watevs.
>yeah he knows I smoke
>when I lived near him we had a sort of a silent agreement about it
>we all know I'm doing it, but it's never seen/heard/smelled etc etc
That sort of thing. Curious your thoughts on the subject and his response?

also, now I live in a legal state.

Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and go "AHHHHH"?

Any tips for becoming a cop? I'm a security guard on a college campus and I want to make the jump to being a full fledged cop. I may have the opportunity to enter the Academy and become a cop through this job, but just in case it doesn't work, whatcha got for me, nigga?

p2?
no, why should i give them special treatment? are they gonna blow me on the spot? no...their good looks are worthless to me lol.

some have said they will do Anything...but who knows what that really meant, or if they are trying to set u up.

if I catch you with a kilo of heroin...that is a non violent drug offense. yes i will arrest u.

and did he quit? lol, that is just plain stupid of him. the stuff should be legal. i bet he drinks a beer every now and then too.

college degree, stay out of trouble, good credit and work history, and get/stay in shape. run run run

Have you ever killed anyone? Also have you been shot at.

do you like interracial porn?

What state and are ticket quotas a real thing?

Why are you on this website? Why aren't you out harassing gooks and zipperheads??? And finally : do you think that telling trolls you won't respond on /b is going to work you fucking Normie Fag.

How many minorities do you arrest in a week? Can you beat them up?

no, I am in a legal state but he still lives in a non-legal state. it was sort of a
>what would happen if the feds made it legal
He doesn't want it legal, although said he is the odd one out among his pals cause they feel that it should just be legal too.
> i bet he drinks a beer every now and then too
kek I wish he would. He's SUPER religious. I've never known him to ever even try beer and that is the same narrative my family has of him. Now, if he's got something on the side, sure maybe.

Might loosen him up a bit. Ha! I do love the guy though, we get along great. Same with his buddies too they've always been straight up cool with me too. And I one time walked in a room full of them after smoking a weed, I mean there's no way they couldn't smell it.

But it was my folks place so /shrug. Cool thanks for answering. Stay safe out there, and same to the rest of you pigs. Even us stoner heathens have your back. Here's a milf for your trouble.

ever fuck your gun

not him but No. it is illegal, unions fight against it actually.

Now if there's some back room stuff going on, idk, the officer would have to answer that. I know a sherriffs office in florida or something was busted running some kind of "contest" but it got squashed pretty quick.

of course he does, all cops are fucking cucks.

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Op confirmed master of anti trolling

How many Coke dealers and or crooked cops are on your task force? Why are you not selling confiscated drugs and selling them for street price?

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>trolls will be ignored.
anyone who disagrees with me

how much trouble with the law is goodgamesgreg in? imgur.com/a/tfV4o blackmail?

What state?
State/Local/Private?

no, no
yeah
NY. they are illegal, tho places like nypd have them unofficially. my dept they want us to make at least 1 car stop per shift, but dont have to write...tho it is encouraged under this new boss we have. i still only write when i think its justified.
ive been a Sup Forumsro for 8 years now...

depends on the week, nothing crazy tho. and of course! lol

suck my dick

Do you think Black Lives Matter?

What if I want to sit on the side of the road with a radar gun and write tickets, or jack some tweens for their weed?

The city I live in just did an audit of the evidence locker and they found 90 percent of the drugs were missing.
The department is saying the drugs were destroyed but not reported as such.
Cool stories my bros

im going to school to be a cop. im 26 and i use to be a drug dealer for weed for 2 years. one of my teachers said that drug dealing is a deal breaker, is that true?

Are you corruprt?
Know a corrupt?
Are you racist?

How many are racist? Majority? Do u know any crooked ones, i.e. dirty work?

OP: how much do you divide the world into "officers" and "civilians"? and how quickly can you determine if a civilian is going to be a problem?

how often have you found you were wrong about them?

oh, i forget to mention, taking a niggers life is better then ejeculating in the gods pussy

kek at your pic

and share the wealth my nigga lol. That's a fucked up story. But hey, there are perks to certain jobs.
>hope murder isn't one of them
I say this half jokingly.

how many niggers have you killed?

if you go
>ignored
you aren't really ignoring them.
stupid cop

I'm a federal law enforcement officer with the DOD. I will also entertain questions.

Why do you guys pass me on the road going 90 with no lights on everyday on the way to work?

did you lie on your polygraph test?

is so what did you lie about?

is it hard to lie on those?

my man

>destroyed...
In people's noses.

how many niggers have you shot

Stopped reading. Obviously not a cop. At least not in North America, that's for goddamn sure.

Only if you got caught.

What do you think of the new American flag some officers are flying? It makes me enraged as hell personally, like they are a separate entity or the only reason democracy works or something.

whats the hardest situation you've ever experienced during your job?

could u fite a gorilla 1v1 and win without gun or tazer? and im not talking about niggers i mean like a literal gorilla

How many niggers have you beaten down? By choice of course.

NY for a local dept
implying others dont?

hashtag turned excuse to riot. its a joke.

lots of people die in car accidents due to speeding. its a public safety concern. nothing wrong with it. i generally dont arrest for weed

hahaha
lol yes

no
not in the traditional sense, i know asshole cops tho, most other cops hate em
no

i dont really divide the world. generally it becomes apparent right away, im never wrong cause i dont prejudge them

the fuck is the typing onto?
wheres the monitor

ACAB, i hope you get shot by a black sniper

Please continue killing minorities, your doing Gods work.

You're

Are in a city, suburbs or urban.

Literature the best post of this thread! Kek kek kek!

How does it feel being the streets janitor, dealing with nasty homeless people and just plain stupid people. At the end of the day everyone hates you , people who dont even know you will flip you off or spit in your food. Hilariously they'll run to hug a fireman or an emt, they may even write him a thank you card. You get hamded back your citation signed "fuck you pig"
Highest divorce rate puts huge stress on your family. Shift assignments change with rank up so you constantly get the shit shifts.
People narrowly almost kill you every month.
Why do you do this shit again?
Oh yeah , the authority, the uniform , the badge and gun. Those selling highlights the recruiter sold you on.
Running peoples information. The technology at your finger tips. High adrenaline chases. Everyday new stupid adeventures. Eventually everything gets old. Christ, you cant even walk into a strip club or bar without recognizing some scumbag youve dealt with. Why do you do this again?

Do i got that riight?

>TROLLS WILL BE IGNORED
so who's gonna answer the questions?

who the fuck knows bro. maybe they are responding to a call. maybe they just wanted to, im not them
didnt take one. they are junk science tho

people have been using diff colors for whatever they are doing for years...

dealing with pieces of shit within your own dept

yes i can...id just lose

Heyyyy my bros nypd

If you found a wallet on the ground with $2K in it, would you pocket the cash and turn in the wallet knowing that they probably wouldn't question your integrity as a cop?

Are there any good female officers that work the streets and do a good job where you are?

>is it true that most criminals are non-whites?
>do you think more guns would solve problems?
>have you ever got an blowjob offer, while on duty?

Buddy of mine got fired from his job as a cop for getting blow jobs and fucks from various 'suspects' and chicks he pulled over. No Lie. He'll never get a job as a cop again, but he got a shit-ton of ass while it was all working out. He did it for years before he got caught. Pretty sweet if you ask me.

Where at in NY? I live around precinct 109, and unless something cool happens, cops around this area generally dont give a fuck. Most of them are meter maids.

How would you react to someone calling you a pig or bacon?

Mines important what are your view of marijuana possession and do you feel like there is some douchebags you work with on the field

under what circumstances should I answer a police officer's questions and under what other circumstances should I shut up and say I don't want to talk without legal representation?

ever shot a nig nog?

Fuck you, pig.

So a few months ago my faggot macho brother got in my face because I yelled fuck you to his bitch of a wife. He had a gun in his waistband and was pushing me and blocking my escape, probably trying to instigate shit so he can pull his gun on me. What would've happened if I called the cops, in both scenarios where he might admit to some shit or flat out lie? It would be my word against his and his cunt wife, who would probably lie for him to fuck me.

What path did you take to become a police officer? Would a combination of military experience and a bachelor's degree guarantee me a job?

What's the easiest way to get one of those rugged computers

What do you think of guys who try to exercise their rights with their "Am I under arrest?/ Am I free to go?" schtick when you pull them over.

I went to court and a highway patrolman was in court for trying to feel up a girl at a stop. Several women came forward to say the same and he got jailed, a bunch of his officer buddies went to court with him to swear his good character. Does this shit happen often?

What is the worst thing or most fucked up shit you have seen yet as a police officer?

Also, wish you nothing but the best every day. Being a cop aint easy.

cops would come in guns-a-blazin' and shoot errybody. Seen it happen a million times already.

Well if you fly one I will steal it if I get a chance. Just fly an American flag like a true patriot. Just because others are defacing the icon doesn't mean you should too.

Went to school on LI, if youre Nassau/Suffolk, good on you. Only cops to ever bust me with weed and let me walk. Happened 3x. Most other jurisdictions I've encountered outside of NY are real asshats about it.

Why do you try and commit genocide on our poor poor balck people?

Our communist overlords are never wrong.

Police murder hundreds of thousands of black people every day, across America.

We know this, because our communist overlords say it's true, and that capitalism is evil.

Muh Wealth inequality!!!

Not sure if it happens often but it clearly does happen. Probably happens a lot more than we know. I would think only a few percent ever get caught. Could be that all cops have done this once or twice in their careers. Maybe blow jobs are even a rite of passage for rookies? Who the hell knows.

>what is a bell-curve
Obviously you've never passed high school statistics. They exist and the fact that you've never seen one is evidence that you live in a shitty area and nothing more.

Do you have a monthly minimum quota of how many minoritys you have to harass?

hundreds of thousands xD

Should loli be illegal?

>no, why should i give them special treatment? are they gonna blow me on the spot?
So if they could blow you on the spot you would give special treatment?

Disgusting what our law enforcement has become. The job attracts the worst of society, no offense.

Is this a drug? If so, is it more like weed or heroin? I'm all about legalizing stuff like weed, but the harder drugs should probably be illegal. Just my opinion....

>no...their good looks are worthless to me lol.
Perfect example of the type of selfish degenerate that becomes a cop. Decisions are made based on whether or not they're good for him.

Where you are, what percentage of cops are the rotten apples that spoil the entire barrel, the dirty bastards that make the thin blue line an obscene epithet?

if you were gonna steal 2k out of a wallet, why would u even bother turning it in???
no. all of our females suck. there is really only like one who can physically handle herself and she doesnt wanna do shit ever anyways.

not really
more guns? no. more guns in the hands of trained law abiding citizens? yes

by my gf at the time, not a random person i pulled over

howd he get caught?

i dont tell exactly where

under what circumstances? like i pulled them over? they wouldnt be getting a warning lolshold be legal. there are assholes, they are the minority thothats a very broad question, use your best judgement

the truth, hed get arrested. or they can lie and say u raped her lolnothing is a guarantee, but itd look goodu buy onethey are idiots, obviously u r not free to go, i have just stopped u lol. how much more clear can i make it? they ask me, and i say, no you are not free to go, you ARE being detained, and they looked shocked, because that isnt what happened on the youtube video they watched lol

no i wouldnt say it happens often
maybe dead 18 year old with the parents crying. he overdosednice trips. i dont, but id i did, and u stole it, id lock u up ;)
da fuqlol sure thing kidassholes in every job, this one just has a bigger neg impact on society, i dont want em there more than u dont.

I'm not 100% sure about the details of how he got caught, but I think after several reports over a number of years, they set up some kind of internal sting or something. I also think another cop ratted on him somehow during the investigation. Probably to save his own ass.

ITT:
'Good'(ish) Cop won't write a three letter word: "You" and instead writes "u".
We are supposed to be able to trust you with our lives and I can't even trust you to finish writing a simple fucking word.
Cops like you are why I carry.

I just quickly skimmed over the thread, so forgive me if this has been asked already: How do you take to the regressive and negative media portrayal of cops as racist, power-hungry, male oppressors? What's your view on the prevalence and nature of police brutality against blacks as portrayed in the media?

Are you afraid to respond or defend yourself against a minority or you will get labeled as a "racist"?

You failed comprehension, didn't you?