Ask a blind guy on Sup Forums anything

Ask a blind guy on Sup Forums anything.

Prove you're blind.

I can tell you're a faggot without having to see you.

Where did you find this gif of a koala fucking a tree?

Text to speech says this is my yes reaction image. Pretty sure it's not a koala fucking a tree.

Why would you name a gif that?

Its a png. Plus I just asked my brother and he told me it's He-man smiling.

Give me a real question.

What do you think of this hot chick?

Using text to speech?

My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

My boner is huge.

I can't see it faggot.

Wat maakt je spraak programma hiervan?

how?

Damn is this even legal?

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nice trips you faggot

Nice.

Type a question and I'll try to answer it?

do you ever feel sorry for yourself because you are blind?

This said: what does your speech program make of this?

What did it say though?

>text to speech
which screenreader u using?

Can you see anything when you dream? Like rudimentary shapes or color?

well, your "yes reaction image" is a gif of a koala fucking a tree

Your brother lied

Were you born blind or blinded at some point in life? Is it actual full loss of sight or are you only "legally" blind

That means you listen to this shit on text to speech, right?

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Text to speech, you say?
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Here comes another chinese earthquake
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No
What does your speech program make of this?
>What did it say though

Microsoft Narrator

Visibly? Hard to describe to you seeing as I have no recollection of what these things are. I was born blind.

Born blind

I turn it off when it gets annoying.

>Microsoft Narrator
calling bullshit right here

>I was born blind.
what condition caused it?

So why are you on here? Just looking around.

>calling bullshit right here
k

>what condition caused it?
Just a defect, went to the doctor a few times when I was little to see if there was anything that could help.

Every now and then my dad will hit me up with something he found like some new heavenly glasses or whatever.

The stuff I hear on here is typically so out of place compared to what people actually say in the real world.

I should start a counter for the times I hear nigger.

John madden

how old are you?

>Just a defect
yeah and they all have technical fucking names you would remember because you've been asked it on a daily basis your whole life

as for microsoft narrator: never met a blind guy who didn't have at least a pirated copy of jaws/windoweyes/zoomtext. narrator is a largely-useless piece of shit that is incapable of being used for something as complex as browsing the web.

Football!

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>yeah and they all have technical fucking names you would remember because you've been asked it on a daily basis your whole life
k faggot, I don't spend my days trying to research why. And no, typically if people ask me the "what happened" question, it ends when I tell them I was just born blind. Most people get all weird when the focus turns on my being blind.

Not that I'm saying its not a valid question, I just don't expect myself to know all teh technical terms.

>as for microsoft narrator: never met a blind guy who didn't have at least a pirated copy of jaws/windoweyes/zoomtext.
I just use whats on this laptop.

How do you know when your ass is cleanly wiped?

Idhfbtjwohd sid isn jeofhdb sidondbehw?

Can you describe the pic u posted?

Man. You can't see smiles. Damn.

>I wish I was blind

Can sort of feel it if its not near done being wiped.

Asshole will get itchy pretty fast a few minutes after.

Its a picture of Heman smiling

witnessed

when you fap do you do anything else?

Ironically, I know what smiles are.

>tfw you have to put your hand on people's dirty faces to see if they are smiling

unreadable text

Do you do anything else when u fap?

How do you know when to stop wiping

I fap to the sounds of pornos if that's what you mean?

Finger smell and feel

What's your favorite band?

How did you get past the captcha

looking at pic related is the cure for blindness

Now you're calling bullshit? The fact that he can multiquote doesn't tell you that already?

what kind of porn?
straight, lesbian, gay?

same friendo

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This is now.a get thread

When I was 12 I liked Greenday. Prior to that, I didn't know any band names.

Now a days I guess Twenty One Pilots is one specifically I've been listening to? Mostly I just listen to just relaxing beat stuff.

There's an audio function

Aww thanks user, I can see now.

Lesbian

how are you able to reply to multiple posts?

Your a retard

Just keep going down until there's nothing left to reply to and press post?

Listen, to who ever is translating for them, don't tell em I know they are lying

Is the program reading the post numbers or how is that working?

so you're telling me that you can reply to multiple posts with your eyes closed?

k

k

When it reads certain lines of stuff, I pretty much memorize that its at a new post. Skip to the end of the line then listen to the post and respond.

Repeat.

Yes

How did you solve the captcha

Do you take psychedelics?

Also, how did you discover Sup Forums and Sup Forums?

No

Brother sat me down one day and showed me.

On that note this thread actually surprises me. Nothing near what I thought I'd of been asked.

DON'T IGNORE ME. How did you solve the damn captcha

I thought I answered this already

There is an audio function

How to did you get past the cspatcha

I just tried the audio mode and it's freaky as shit no thanks

So did you get laid? is it harde rfor you to find a woman?

Not Samefag but what's your favorite part of a woman, tits or ass?

If you had the chance to suddenly be able to see, but you loose your dick for it. Would you do it?

Yes, if its a one time stand typically never get a call back.

Also, I hate fat chicks.

Tits and ass

I'd keep my dick.

I have no recollection of seeing things, so I'm not missing anything by not being able to see. Sometimes by what people say, it feels like I'm better off not being able to see.

I will never get to see our if our president is really an orange.

Does your dick feel as big as other blind guy dicks?

multiquoting is a bit fiddly with a screenreader but is possible, OP just doesn't have a real screenreader

What would you do first of you ever attain eyesight?
Do you read books?
Do you work at a job and if you do, what do you do there? My work has a blind dude on their IT team, and he knows windows better than most people

haha that President thing makes me laugh ;) well yea tbh not beeing able to see things must make your life easier in those terms, i mean you'll never see a beautiful sunset or dawn, but tbh, the advantage not having to see the shit faced shitheads in politics, shitface shitpeople on the streets, and literall shit, must make things easier.

I'm sorry, what did you say? I can't hear you.

I have heard about blind people developing certain skills with Navigating through rooms with click noises similar to bats. Can you navigate through rooms when soundwaves beeing reflected from surfaces back to you?

About the same

I guess I'd look around? I'd want to see what my family and friends look like. Be cool to actually see what Sup Forums looks like for one.

Yes

I work as a bus driver.

No, I actually work writing live captions. At the moment, I'm trying to get an English degree. I wouldn't mind being a professor one day.

I don't really see it as one way or the other. I imagine people who could see at one point and then went blind have it hard.

Oh I'm sorry, you're a faggot is what I meant to say.

>Microsoft narrator
>2017 doesnt at least use synaptic

how did you know how to post that reaction image, and how did you write the captcha

What the fuck would you do if you are Blind and cant hear anymore aswell? wouldnt that thought horrifying for you?

seems bullshit to me
how did a blind guy get into Sup Forums?

My brother has some reaction images saved in a folder. When he tells me there's a picture that's funny he'll save it for me and I'll give him the name.

>mfw people ask the captcha question
Audio function

If I was born deaf and blind? I guess if you're asking me what I think now of it? That would suck.

But, if you asked me that and I was deaf and blind (provided I could understand the question), I suppose I would have the same out look on it as I do just being blind?

I decided I wanted to lower my IQ and voila

OKay i had my share of questions, i wish you a good night.

Have you considered a surgery?

how about these digits?

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What SOI SOI SOI program are you using?

take a look at Gone Wild Audio. it's a subreddit i use for purely audio porn, it's better than just the sounds of porn because it's designed to work without visual aids.