Just share them,this is a safe place

Just share them,this is a safe place.

Okay. This is really tough to tell y'all, but I'm 11, and I fap to your mom.

im a pedo

I have over 3TB of CP hidden in my computer.

I kissed a girl
(and I liked it)

I masturbate to rape stories. Im a 18 virgin girl hoping that one day I get kidnapped and raped for hours.

not today chris hansen.

same
and i dont use it
i go on google and search for new porn videos (legal)

I'm 27 and I still pick my nose and eat whatever I find.

ew that's gross!

I once fingered my sisters pussy while she was sleeping and it was the most adrenalin filled experience

In kindergarten we had an activity where we would hold hands and sing along to the vinyl on a record player(this was in 2002 or 2003). There was a black girl standing next to me and I held her hand. I felt disgusted and my hands became sweaty. Once we were done singing to the dumbass song I broke our hand holding and rubbed my hand on my pants. I felt really bad and no one had ever taught me to feel like that toward black people.

Yup, pretty much me.

The only reason why i dont delete it is because it was hard to get, but im not really interested on it anymore (im into Cougars and Cuckqueans now)

My ex recently called to tell me she's getting engaged. She asked if she could come over. We haven't stopped fucking for the past 2 weeks. I don't know, for some reason I feel bad about doing it...

I dumped my girlfriend to get back together with my ex

i just dont like the same porn, i like to watch new things

mooms frond fonger car

sometimes i feel bad about it.
i mean about being a pedo.
but i born this way and i cant change

I'm white.

I'm Puerto Rican

share plz

when i was 6 - 8 in mexico i saw my first porn i later tried to fuck the female dog my grandparent's had and tried to experiment with my female cousin that was 4 years older than me.

...

Does your name starts with "O" and you have told this story before? if so, i may know you.

>you want to be white

My name starts with "H" only a few friends know i tried to fuck a dog but not trying to fuck my cousin.

that's being normal on Sup Forums. I'm a pedo too

>d my sisters

age? did similar things to miy little cousin

Ah nevermind then.

I knew an Oscar who tried (and succeded) to fuck a dog.

I double dipped the chip.

...

I had my step-son's arm broken for stealing my pot.

In what way is this bait?

Fkin hate my wife. She cheated on me but begs me not to divorce her. I took her back in. Now sex is arkward, rare, and she dosent give any effort in luring me for it. Fuck if I could just fucking divorce her already. But those goddamn tits, and the life I build cost me too much than to simply walk away.

last December break in mexico i fondled my 20 yr old cousin in her sleep i came so hard next to her. She woke up 2 min later i don't know if she knew what i was doing to her and liked it or if she literally just woken up there

Wtf, that's not what I posted
I don't even have that picture
MOOOOOOOOT

I consider myself a huge failure. I have every advantage that anyone could ask for and I continue to squander and waste my life away. I have no idea why. I'm pretty sure I'm just a fuck up in every possible way

Lmfao I was confused

I stole one pound of beef jerky from a convenience store years ago. I don't know if anyone will find this interesting or not but its all I can think of at the moment. Reply if you'd like to hear any details of this awesome caper.

Was it in Oklahoma?

Texas

I'm a 14 year old girl and my only sexual encounters have been with older men (not family members). Everyone in my social circle thinks I'm a normal virgin girl, but I have literally fucked over 20 guys so far.

sure you have dave

Why did you steal a pound of beef jerky?

I was hungry

I used to kill small animals when I was in my teens, I remember using sissors to pry open a rats mouth until his jaw broke.

no refunds faggot

Because I like beef jerky lol.

This is the wrong person but he's smart and yes because I was hungry fucking duh what did the other person think that I was bootlegging this shit or what.

Care to tell the adult secrets of your killing spree?

My then ten year old niece was visiting her grandparents, my parents. Her panties were there on a floor and I just took them. I had them for few months and I got rid of them. No-one have said anything but I think everyone in my family thinks I am pervert.

When I was a youngling I was open to the world. Used to experiment with this other dude, he usually bottomed. One time I let him fuck me in the ass. As he was fucking me (doggy) I was beating off and I came soo hard onto his floor. Once he came in my ass I nutted again on his floor. I have never experienced such a great fuck since and prolly never will. Also, I haven't taken it in the assignment since [10 yrs] but still think of it.

There you go. That is my secret

>tl:dr I might be gay

I got a woman pregnant who was 22 years older than me. I was 17 and we had been fucking for 3 months. She was my boss at work. She didn't tell me until she was 2 months along. She ended up having the child with her husband. I have a 8 year old son who doesn't even know me.

when i was in high school I made coffee+cupcakes with water that I exposed to well meters that I found in Junk yards.

I gave it to all the girls that said they wanted to be just friends.

Well if you would have taken assignments after 10 years old you might would able to fucking write better.

I love rape videos, but they are difficult to find. I could'nt rape anyone and I know that because even when I play with my girlfriend holding her I feel bad that I'm hurting her.. The thoughts of me hurting and traumatizing some girl forever makes me bad... But I feel excited to see rape videos.. And then I feel bad after I cum... Until my next jerk

WE have no fucking clue what you just said.

Why didn't you give me any?

I guess you weren't around or I would have shared.

"OOOH obviously you weren't tak8ng assignments"
STFU you God damned autist. Obviously that is my phone auto correcting the word "ass"

Thanks shitfuck

I systematically filmed and reported on opponent practices from 2001-2006 for the New England Patriots.

I can tell you without hesitation that my Pats used this kind of advantage this entire millennium.

Fuck you, Goodell, you will never catch us.

Was it a small convenience store or large? If large was it Bucees?

Checked and yes we know. I guess the joke blew over your head unlike cum.

well meters in my country can cause radiation poisoning as well as arsenic poisoning.

Its not lethal short term but long term it may cause cancer or and inability to reproduce. The effects and symptoms dont show up until 2-5 years later.

I exposed the water 8 hours at a time so I dont know how much of the water absorbed but i do know that it does cause damage.

One of the girls I keep in touch has uterus cancer.

It's not rape if you like it

No and never heard of it. What kind of convenience store looks like this?

Got ya except wtf is a well meter? I googled it and doesn't line up with what you're talking about.

If I were dumber, i would probably have already and killled a lot of women (But I also know that I would get arrested)

radical bro!

Good one. You got me guud

The funny thing is that I've accepted what I dun did as a kiddo

Unfortunately you're crackhead mother still can't get over the fact that you're 27 and still living with her. Begging her for gas money and complaining to her how "women just don't like real men".

Send the jokes my way, but I don't lay awake in my bed at night wondering if anyone truly gives a shit about me like you do

She is probably spending all of your money behind your back for her lovers

That's not a secret. We here at the fbi don't charge for thought crimes just yet. Please tell something you have done. Examples would be maybe something illegal you have done.

I'll talk about the rat if you're interested

I use Microsoft edge

I sometimes fap and think about women I'm infatuated with, it helps me to get over the infatuation and think with the right head.

I'm into light femdom. I've recently really started liking light femdom, not pain or extreme degradation, just light femdom. Nothing makes me happier than light femdom.

I want to be a cop or in law enforcement. I'm working on a long term career in law enforcement.

I feel very conflicted because law enforcement are supposed to protect and serve and be in charge like an authority figure, but femdom is like the complete opposite.

Fuck dude, we didn't need to here that.

No. I'm more interested in serious matters and preferably something done as an adult.

Sometimes…. I'll put my hands under the covers at night and touch my peepee.

I don't brush my teeth.

Pic?

I haven't really done anything as an adult. I'm training for my CDL lisense. I don't drink, never smoked, just was a really edgy teen

I dont know exactly how it works but the people here combine well meters with old smart meters or something and that somehow exposed the well meter to both arsenic and radiation.

The arsenic comes from the wells that have it either naturally or have run off from pollution. The construction companies just throw away the meters when they are done.

i dont know if its the arsenic or radiation but it does hurt you. One idiot in my town wore a well meter around his neck for some reason and he just fell over and died while drinking at a bar.

fucking degenerate

i have enough to ruin some of them, but not all of them. SOON. :3

otr trucking is a job that attracts lots of serious killers. We will be watching you.

FBI crime prevention unit.

>pretending to be a FBI agent on Sup Forums

Meant serial and damn I hate when my signature gets used here, Anyone know how to block it on this site?

jesus fucking christ I look like a neanderthal

Nice trips. Are you real fbi. Some how I think you are.

Not bad. Mine look worse and no I'm not posting a pic.

Cringe.

you know what's funny? the fbi violates the 4th amendment all the time and no one is holding them accountable. the nsa metadata collection program didn't stop a single terrorist so what makes you think the fbi is using their surveillance for good? gonna be a huge scandal thanks to the intercept.

For about a year now I've started sIeeping in restraints off and on at night, more frequently lately. Sometimes self-applied sometimes not.

I would definitely rape a girl if I were in a position to get away with it easily. The idea doesn't bother me at all. I couldn't care less how it affects the victim. Hell, I'd probably just kill her after if I could likewise get away with it.

Never heard of this shit. It's fucking weird and I don't understand it. Cool secret Sup Forumsro

Why don't you see women as humans and or have any basic respect for them?

My ex would welcome it.

I once walked in on my best friends 13 year old sister and then a few weeks later we started chatting on facebook. Haven't messaged her in a few weeks now though. im 17 btw. Now im afraid all her friends know(which im sure they probably do), because we both go to the same school, shes in her first year im in my last.

Ya I agree it is very weird but it's lost its shock value so I don't think much of it!

do you guys remember the user who kept stealing his daughters private lewds, re-enacted them in her room wearing her clothes, and uploaded them side by side to the internet?

thats a good secret. I wonder what happened to that guy.

13 and 17 age difference aint shit. I wouldn't worry about it.