Why have you not joined the army Sup Forums? Only severe medical conditions excuse you

Why have you not joined the army Sup Forums? Only severe medical conditions excuse you.

Cause I'm joining the Marines, faggot

My neighbor with PTSD killed himself recently.

He wasn't in the Army though- he was raped by our priest. As for me, I have one of those seven medical conditions.

I did my time.

Conscientious objector.

already a marine

>peacetime bullshit


>ffffffuccccc

Because I'm educated and not poor.

>join the military
>possibly the most beta thing one can do

because i had a high enough asvab to join the Navy.

because I'm not about to sign my life away for x amount of years while we have a raging lunatic as Prez

I dont know. Even I can see all the panties dropping when some blood wings walk in.

I joined the Navy, so I could at least get a trade.

Because I was smart enough and rich enough to afford college.

Waiting for the emperor of man kind to reveal himself then I'll join the guard

At Fort Hood right now waiting to ship to eastern europe for Russian aggression

I went to college and got 2 degrees before going to the Navy.

>you'll get alot of pussy for being a serviceman
Trust me fam, you don't.

I'd rather join the marines than join the army

How old are you?

28

>Why have you not joined the army
Because I'm the chairman of a financial institution.

Trump already revealed himself.

I've considered it. Give me a week and I'll have my answer.

Already have a government job, and people in the Army kill Marines, FUCK the ARMY a bunch of fucking CUCKS

Not an excuse. Free university or not, not joining the military means you hate your country so much you'd rather see it destroyed by its enemies.

Just asking because I'm 24 and in 2yr college going for an associate's degree in Computer Science then transfer to a 4yr university for bachelor's degree. I think about joining the marines, navy and the air force sometimes...

Enemy of the state.

Enemy of the state.

Solitary kidney:/

I'm on SSI for "paranoid schizophrenia" and I take an injection every month for it.

Otherwise I would enlist.

Yes or no answer. Yes means you actually care about your country. No means you are an enemy of the state.

I'm actually considering joining either the Army or the Navy. If Army, I'd probably just like to be in infantry but if I join the Navy I'd like to work my way up to being a clearance diver

Don't consider, just do.

Fair enough

Good boy. When you come back you will drown in pussy.

I was a certified muff diver in the navy, best 4 years of my life.

How many betas have you cuckolded?

the pay is shit and the work is shit
no thanks

Enemy of the state.

Because I joined the Navy instead.

good boy.