Just got a tattoo. Everyone I've shown it to today has hated it. AMA

Just got a tattoo. Everyone I've shown it to today has hated it. AMA.


>pic very related

why the fuck does the bird have 4 legs??

wtf??

is that a shadow in the back or does that cuck have 4 legs, this is terrible

it's the rare 4 legged shit faggot
only summerfags, gays and trump supporters can see it

I dig it

so whats your story gonna be when you put that shit on tattoo nightmares?

Looks like absolute crap, not even trolling. Do you regret getting it yet?

It's shitting out another bird

Is it shitting out a smaller bird?

That's legit one of the worst tats ever. Why is one bird up the others ass? Are you trying to communicate you're a faggot?

What a silly attempt at a shadow...

Looks like it has a crow tunneled up its ass.

The feathers don't even match the shadow...

Or the feet

It's cool but they messed up the shadow a little

Cool four legged bird tatt user

I too enjoy Calvin and Hobbes

Can you like, explain what's going on with that tat and why it looks so odd?

is it supopsed to be a shadow?
if it is im sorry dude it kkinda sucks.

get it covered up by making it a badass griffin or something bridy with 4 legs

i like it user

fuck off with your pity

ITT: newfrogs get trolled by a faggot with sharpie on his arm

thanks me

That bird is dead.

Rate my tattoo b

Good Calvin and Hobbes strip. I like that death was introduced as a topic.

Nice cellulite, lard arse.

U see what's happened here is that birds got its head stuck up another birds arse

Looks like a bird shoved another bird up it's ass :x

What in the hell is this Shit?

I dig it. 10/10

is that on the inside of your bicep?
you fuckin idiot

i k r
looks like a smaller bird up the ass of a shitty bird

It's driving me crazy and it's not even permanently on my body. If I was you I would be going nuts trying to get that thing off

You could have literally gotten ANYTHING, anything you could possibly imagine, and that's what you come home with. You should be ashamed

All that really matters is whether or not you like it, op. You don't get tattoos for other people, you get 'em for yourself

>You don't get tattoos for other people, you get 'em for yourself
topkek

Why's that funny?

Even if you look at the Calvin and Hobbes bird the shading on your tat is just fucking terrible

everyone knows people with tattoos lack a real personality and are desperate for attention

lol, autist detected.

4 legs aside, why would you get a tiny little bird instead of an eagle or some shit? That's gay on top of being retarded.

>you get tattoos for yourself
usually tatted people do it for the attention, and that is for their own broken & worthless soul

My nigga

your moms must think you guise are the funniest handsomest boys around

well, your mom sure does :3

beat me to it

she handle more than one at a time

My mom is dead. Fucking necros

>lack a real personality and are desperate for attention

Oh, the sweet, sweet irony...
Fuck off mate.

>implying we didn't fuck her to death

She died 24 years ago.
>implying you were even born then

oh! i thought the dark bird was forcing its way in

this

son, we need to have a talk...

This one I believe. Dad left to learn how to do shit shading on bird tattoos.

...

>implying people on chan4 cant be 42

Mine. r8

I would even say
>implying anyone under 35 isn't fucking cancer

It's supposed to be a shadow but the proportions are way off

Shadow kinda fucks it up.

Tattoos arent for anyone but yourself. As long as YOU like it. Its good

Tits?

...

Looks good to me
It's a bird flying up another birds ass right?
That's some deep shit

You're passionate about killing japs with Down's syndrome?

your shitty attitude is why i left

this guy got it

>japs
>with Down's syndrome
how can you tell?

Whys it have 4 legs?

Holy shit, is that you trying to flex?

...

I was five you nigger

>r8
i can't stop laughing/10

Because the Down's syndrome japs have arrows and swords in their heads

you've only gotten worse

mfw

Looks like someone was trying to make a tat of a bird with a shadow, but fucked the shadow up by being slightly off.

Looks like the bird has another bird up its ass.

Alternately, this could be a fairly neat coverup tat of some crappy self-made runes...

Still looks like bird up bird action.

That's a pretty gross generalization; similar to assuming every one on Sup Forums in an autistic anime obsessed neckbeard.
Sure the majority are but you can't assume everyone to be the same based on previous experience.
You will end up alone with your own superiority complex to keep you company.

>You will end up alone with your own superiority complex to keep you company.
still better than hanging out with losers with tattoos

A bird shitting a dog with down syndrome

Way to prove a point.

From this day forward you will always be known as ShitBird. Now fly away, lil' faggot.

This would have worked if someone hadn't slashed the tires.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Go to sleep, Chris.

I'm not saying to talk to every single person with tattoos because they might be different from the others.
You can spot the ones that have massive holes in personality just by the fact that they constantly talk about their tattoos when no one asked, like OP.
Grain of salt type shit. Just treat them normally and stop talking to them if they're a fag.

uh oh.... more info please

THE BOWIE BUUUULGE.

hahaha

tattoos are so fucking stupid

my God you people have no idea what you're doing!!!!!!!!!!!

>It's cool but they messed up the shadow a little
>a little

Ya think?

ugly line work
cool concept tho

nothin a touch up cant fix

>a bird with another bird stuck up its asshole.

at least you can sorta cover that shit up later and incorporate the white boi bird into something else. at least get rid of the feet.

gonna get this design on my back.
not a huge back piece tho.

size will be around 6 inches
if it looks like its gonna be too muddy or small i just get the circles and no lines

mistake?

you fucking idot, you not supposed to copy the shit versions.

Dude wtf. If the back of it wasn't there it would be fine.
Tattoos imo are stupid as fuck though. What's the point?

to small, those lines will have to be done by a top notch pro to look not shit, plus skin moves with age, having a super symmetrical design is not a great idea.

>also hipster trash

why you want it? math major?

You look like a fag

go to bed pete.

you look like your standard weak ass fat fuck who thinks that if "herr derr if I get a bunch of tattoos then that is the equivalent to 1000 hours in the gym working out derr im so hard fuck with me derrrr" god I hate your fat fucking white trash weeak ass user seriousy go fuck yourself please and thanks

show your arms fag.