Does Superman have to wipe his ass after taking a shit?
Does Superman have to wipe his ass after taking a shit?
Adrian Powell
Matthew Anderson
All the atoms superman eats are converted directly to energy, it's where he gets his powers from. So no.
Julian Bennett
He uses a super bidet
Joseph Thomas
Probably. Imagine how cool would be to take a shit being Superman. You could like fly real high, then poop there and see where it hits.
Josiah Walker
Does he bleed?
Elijah Gutierrez
Once a month
Levi King
I thought he got his power from the sun?
Bentley Miller
He could take a shit in the sun and let the plasma vaporize all the shit particles from his anus. You will never take a shit that clean. Why live.
Grayson Gonzalez
Not only that, but him being in the sun powers him up as he's taking a shit. He's having a super-invigorating shit. He is probably having a compoundingly better shit as he's there in the sun.
Jacob Watson
This should have been the opening scene for BvS. What the fuck Snyder?
William Ross
What did he mean by this?
Levi Ross
Nice
Liam Myers
MARTHA!?!?
Lucas Butler
Fuck u bitch
John Campbell
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David Hill
These are the things that interest me. Just picture it--Superman can't take a normal shit in a toilet without breaking it, so he probably goes into space and drops a deuce without creating a crater in the earth.
Daniel Campbell
Ass
Liam Powell
I hate you
Lucas Hill
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Kayden Green
M-mom....no...
Dylan Wright
MARTHA
Sebastian Jenkins
All deze cuckboys replying out of fear to never get handjobs from dey mommeh xDD
Logan Miller
Ok, how the fuck did he make this?
Robert Hall
Why did they think supes kill the terrorist? Was he just the governments fall guy?
Jordan Reyes
Saw this posted on /gif/ earlier, what the fuck is it? I'm guessing it's an extreme amount of gore to illicit such a number of response on fucking Sup Forums of all places, in which case I'd rather not see it to preserve whatever sensibility I have left.
Matthew Cox
Jokes on you I'm immune to these.
Adam Brooks
damnit
Josiah Cook
That's a real pickle
Guaranteed You
Joseph Davis
Does superman jerk off? Can his sperm pierce a woman like a bullet?
Blake Brown
Fuck you
Fuck you and die
Eat shit you nigger fucking bastard god dman it
Cooper Moore
Horse!
Colton Reyes
senpai....
Grayson Evans
Thanks I just got fired
Chase Sanchez
There's an Elseworlds story where he cums in Louis' mouth and it blows her brains out like a shotgun blast
Wyatt Stewart
Hot
Liam Bailey
You got a loooooot of free time
Caleb Thomas
Can someone tell me what this is? No way I'm opening it.
Jordan Murphy
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Adrian Myers
this tbqh
Adrian Green
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Luis Foster
Curse chain letters are running rampant. It probably says your mom will die in her sleep if you dont reply. Dont give it power and pray to god for protection.
Oliver Richardson
Oh god
James Long
does superman take supershits?
Lucas Sullivan
lel
Xavier Evans
Fuck you
Jeremiah James
Dumb.
Oliver Howard
Fuck you
Lincoln Peterson
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Noah Turner
kys
Owen Cooper
Jokes on you my mother doesn't sleep.
Lincoln Cook
>everyone else who replied to this post
Isaiah Morgan
he will
Ryan Jones
Lol
Samuel Cox
FUCKIN FUCK FUCKFACE
Matthew Gray
Mummy no!
Luke Rogers
not risking this shit.
Aaron Gomez
For you.
Bentley Hernandez
:(
Eli Peterson
plz no
Nicholas Green
someone out there put in their time and effort into making this. really makes you think.
Ryan Peterson
haha
Carter Davis
Fuuuuuuuuuuu
Reeeeeeeeeeee
Christian Adams
He doesnt have an ass, watch coneheds
Parker Thompson
haha
Michael Jackson
Why do people post this sort of thing? I don't get it, it makes no sense.
Jose Howard
better fucking do it then
Andrew Williams
fackin kek user good job m8 fackin kek
Camden Hernandez
why u gotta play these games?
Grayson Reed
you fools
Evan Mitchell
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Christian Mitchell
There goes the thread
David Russell
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Joshua Sanchez
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