First gay sexual experience

First gay sexual experience

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From my first memories to grade school, my uncle used me. First consentual gay sex was with an alter boy I pulled into a confessional booth after a few times of him giving me "the look."

Nice job ruining it, faggot.

I fucked my wife's ex in the ass for abusing her before we hooked up.
scrawny ass twinky little fuck, i guess he had some repressed issues that are no longer repressed. to this day he is still bottoming for guys in the area. one time he hooked up with a dom that was into the whole sissification thing. worked pretty well for him til his dom went to jail for something or another.

I wasn't sure if the non-consent part counts as I was conditioned to accept it as both normal and secret. From my uncle, I learned what "the look" was and knew the alter boy was open to it. So, early in puberty, I was able to identify the look and drag sexually confused and-or gay peers to places to fuck. They were usually open to no more than oral but complied to what I wanted when I simply did not talk about it, just pulled down their pants and worked my way into them.

>both are 18
>meet up go for walk go back his place
>says has cool family, we can do whatever we want
>we get naked and chill
>I notice he likes to smush his foreskin between his fingers when he's soft; kinda cute
>maybe 3, 3.25" soft
>I'm prolly 3.75 also uncut he's Spanish I'm Italian
>use vaseline because why not
>puts on condom
>go to town feels great no issues
>clean up
>go bed
>wake up fap and 69 and eat brekkie

>vaseline
>condom

These things do not mix

I think it was hand lotion. I dont know. We dont have wood cocks. It was 11 years ago. Forgot to say he kinda had a chode was maybe 6.25ish hard and me i'm close to 7 now. Used bathmate since then

Who did who. Cum eating. More details

Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.

I am passive he is active he finished in his condom when we woke i took his seed orally mine on his face i believe

When he was fuggen me i went on his abs

Grindr hookup. He was older. Did some drugs to loosen up and he fucked me wild all night. Dumped quite a few loads in me.

In you? I know there's Truvada now but come on

Anyone like my ass?

It's hot

>be 17
>neighbor be gay 14 year old
>wears tight jeans
>never really paid attention to him
>one day go out to corner store
>hes walking in front of me
>bubble butt, wide hips
>what am i a faggot?
>head to the same corner store
>he sees me and recognizes me as we sometimes cross each other's path
>i greet him
>girly and cute face
>Wow.jpg
>we walk back together
>invites me to his house
>tells his mom im a friend from school even though im not
>go play videogames in his room for a while
>watch him as he lays belly down
>be foot fag
>his feet in the air
>poke his foot
>so soft and small
>he doesn't mind it
>grab videogame control
>dragon ball z budoki
>beat him
>he tackles me
>we kiss as i tightly grope his ass
>hnngh
>he moves hand to my crotch
.....

>be me 18
>he was older maybe late 30s met on craigslist
>go over to his place, be really nervous so he gives me some alcohol to calm me down
>get basically hammered
>he takes me to his room and starts fucking my mouth
> then undresses me and starts plowing my ass
>he was a black dude so his dick was way to big and he wasn't really using any lube so it hurt like a bitch
> made him stop fucking me cause it hurt to much
> he starts fucking my mouth again and nuts down my throat
>kicks me out and I have to drive home still pretty drunk

>be 12, friend 13
>we'd been jacking off next to each other for years and grew up through puberty together
>never done anything more than watch each other jerk it, until one night he wants to swordfish
>I'm hesitant but agree, we both stand up and move near each other
>he's uncut, and bigger than me, and soon his foreskin is banging against the knob of my cut member
>doesn't take long before I've leaked precum on us both, he notices and says we should stop
>"no user," I say "it's ok we just have to rub it in"
>grab his cock and start massaging his foreskin back and forth, still inches apart
>exposing his cockhead is fun, and we giggled as I jerked him and touched the heads of our penises together
>soon he's squeezing my sex in his hand as well, and we're nearly hugging as we thrust into each other's hands
>he suggests we lay down, and watch each other cum, and we lay head-to-toe like it's the most natural thing in the world
>his dick inches from my face, I keep jerking him off, telling him I want to see him come
>he says we can't make a mess, his mom will notice, stops touching me
>again like it's the most natural thing ever, I say "no, we can stay clean, look." and suck him into my mouth
>he didn't really react except for an urgency in his hips when he thrust into me
>he soon returned the favor, and I felt lips wrap around my shaft for the first time
>I came almost immediately, and he sucked it out of me and swallowed
>he wouldn't come, though I was really trying, and suddenly there were footsteps in the hallway outside
>we sprang apart and into our sleeping bags, waiting and listening, and after a few moments his mom opened the door and glanced inside before closing it again
>heard her walk away, and soon I was out of my sleeping bag and over to his, his cock in my mouth without him even asking
>he came a few minutes later and I tasted cum for the first time
>we did the same thing again in the morning, and for about another year until he moved

Yes

Stop. Do not continue

Stop

See this is what I like about guys. We're just like "yeah I got raped by a black guy and then drove home drunk, it was pretty cool".

Basically lol
I didn't realize what he did was technically rape until years later. Still not even tripping about it. What am i gonna do cry about it?

>reading your shit and looking at the image

Didnt like it, not going to happen again

Dont go a to d without protection straight away

>Be 18
>Go to friends place
>Drink and watch anime
Well why not
>Be bit tipsy and change to maid-costume in bathroom
>Come out and feel super cute
>Friend thinks so too
>Sit on friends lap
>...

Use your imagination.

Yeah, I learned my lesson safe to say. This was 7 years ago, I'm 25 now and not as fucking retarded

being gay is a false reality, why the fuck do you play women or man that far ahead, like if you were were gay and a man liked men, a women got a sex change you would like her, but still like vice versa, but don't you want to have your genes spread into the reproduction system? sex is about kids, not feeling good, although its part of the time, ones submissive, ones dominant, it can happen in male and female, vice versa, why the fuck do you take that fake rock n roll rockstar foreplay to far

If you clarify you're both of age go ahead
I see. Even then. What happened to you "bad"? Nothin

Nothing bad happened to me cause I was lucky. I stopped engaging in what most people would call "high risk" sexual activity though cause I'm a pussy lol

I agree, faggots are fucking retarded and always think they are so smart lmao

Thug Life

>I'm a 12yo edgy faggot on my parent's computer, the posts.

Not necessarily pussy. Things are safer now and theres never been much problem for me. Not really biologically possible anymore or ever but we always get worked up lol

What are you talking about not biologically possible?

I'm just trying to not get AIDS

The posts about all this are already in here.

Lmao point proven, a dick is naturally made to go in a pussy, its like respecting nature not being gay you know ? but all you gays gotta say is "what "? and squint your eyes because idfk theres always some mental problem that you think your not good enough, like someones gonna make fun of your girl or man, whenits natural, just fuck them bro

Havent had one yet.
Been bicurious for a few years but have gotten grossed out by the guys i almost hooked up with and had to bail.

50% of heteros fuck female asses and vaginas are fucking disgusting

that's because you love you and your dick self so much that your like a feminist opposite but for men and men only, self love, no selfnessness, like pussy make you feel great, just ignore the skin, wetness flesh and you know being human, put your mouth on it, and don't be fucking scared about not being good enough you fag

Eve fucked the devil so she stays over there, for me. Surrogacy. I dont want his sloppy seconds. Man comes from ground. Woman of man. We own them. If I don't want one. Fuck em. We have one harmony. They another. I don't need dissonance I like consonance

The bibles bullshit, theres like 12 of them, you should study meaning, language, combined with philosophy and study the number one, with security and why it feels good to stick your dick into something, clos your fucking eyes, you could fuck an animal, and when that happens, it doesn't fucking matter if its a male or female, its about dominance, like just fucking stop, your gonna get married to an animal next after gay marriage ? what about your mother father. like fuck I could put Vaseline in a tree hole and fuck it, like fuck fuck you faggots homo, its like your all a bunch of fucking trolls, like being gay is a big fucking troll rick roll

Concentrate a fuck-ton of smegma they always have over any guy. Mucus. Candida fungus. And chunks of uterine lining and call somebody who cares

>be 10
>be at friends house on weekend
>we catch his older brother on back patio
>his girlfriend is giving him blowjob
>discussing it in friends room later
>we're super curious about how it feels
>decide to try on each other
>we end up addicted to the new sensations

your so smart bro, wow, now you will get enough attention to take over the world because you study dicks, why not be a gynecologist and study vaginas, i guarantee you will fall in love with pussy

The fuck are you talking about step on muh cubes pussy drinking faggot. Get the fuck outta here pansyass

You need to feel pain until you understand dominance, oh that means you had too much freedom growing up, that's a double edged sword you fucking FAGGOT. that's why faggot is used as a word to make males mad, because being a male is about the idea of you know BEING A MALE WHEN YOU FUCK A FEMALE, YOUR NOT A MALE WITHOUT FEMALES DUMB FUCK

Listen gloria allred. When your aunt stops raping you and injecting you with meth you can come back and talk with the real boys
>read philosophy!
>Bible's all gay!

I'm pretty sure that if I have a penis I'm scientifically a male.

Checkm8

faggot

Clammo. All hot and bothered on his moffet. Little bo peep bitch

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We are a bunch of fuck ups, half or more of us are faggots, but we aren't a bunch of edgelord, genocidal maniacs who endorse the targeting of entire groups of people just because of their religion or race or gender. Reddit might have fallen for this shit, but they are a bunch of dumb fucks. We aren't and we won't. We don't care enough about this type of stuff to give a fuck. THAT'S HOW WE CAN TELL YOU ARE DOING IT RUSSIA. You're too over the top about shit.

Our intel agencies are our best defense atm as our WH is currently a raging dumpster fire and our media sucks. I don't consider myself at all patriotic, (and fuck the police still), but these fucking russians are still here. Some of them seem like ok people, they will actually joke around with you a little. But they are BEING PAID TO spread shit all over this board and it's retarded, Fuck off cunts.

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>he doesn't play with his prostate
Enjoy the ass cancer

you stupid fuck, the grey matter in your brain can see the future, get on the next step the ladder you dumb cia shit, this is kgb, we kill faggots and send to to jail where they belong

met a 14-yr-old boy in a local gay chatroom

went to his house. much fun was had

Kiss of putin youtube video

Fuck off Lem.

This

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We are a bunch of fuck ups, half or more of us are faggots, but we aren't a bunch of edgelord, genocidal maniacs who endorse the targeting of entire groups of people just because of their religion or race or gender. Reddit might have fallen for this shit, but they are a bunch of dumb fucks. We aren't and we won't. We don't care enough about this type of stuff to give a fuck. THAT'S HOW WE CAN TELL YOU ARE DOING IT RUSSIA. You're too over the top about shit.

Our intel agencies are our best defense atm as our WH is currently a raging dumpster fire and our media sucks. I don't consider myself at all patriotic, (and fuck the police still), but these fucking russians are still here. Some of them seem like ok people, they will actually joke around with you a little. But they are BEING PAID TO spread shit all over this board and it's retarded, Fuck off cunts.

DONALD TRUMP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT

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We are a bunch of fuck ups, half or more of us are faggots, but we aren't a bunch of edgelord, genocidal maniacs who endorse the targeting of entire groups of people just because of their religion or race or gender. Reddit might have fallen for this shit, but they are a bunch of dumb fucks. We aren't and we won't. We don't care enough about this type of stuff to give a fuck. THAT'S HOW WE CAN TELL YOU ARE DOING IT RUSSIA. You're too over the top about shit.

Our intel agencies are our best defense atm as our WH is currently a raging dumpster fire and our media sucks. I don't consider myself at all patriotic, (and fuck the police still), but these fucking russians are still here. Some of them seem like ok people, they will actually joke around with you a little. But they are BEING PAID TO spread shit all over this board and it's retarded, Fuck off cunts.

FUCK YOU DONALD, IM ABOUT TO GET A SEX CHANGE AND SUCK FAKE DICK ON STAGE LIKE JIM MORRISON

lol chill wtf are you even talking about? 2 consenting adults, a hole, done

only gay experience ive ever had.
> be in grade 5 (~11 years old)
> find new friends, one is inviting me to his place.
> we walk his dog together and find a shed somewhere.
> we get in there and he starts talking about wanking.
> we start wanking together, feels good, but i was to young to really come.
> he offers to yerk me off, in return i need to do the same for him.
> i decline.
fast forward some days:
same situation happened in his room. i decline again, we never talked about it again.
nowadays we are still friends, both of us straight.

>me 5
>big bro 12
>sister11 says wanna see my puss .. wow sure she pulls her panties over and I see it
>then she slips down my shorts pulls me half on her lap>>I feel a hard thing in my butt...butt burns bad .
> I look up to my sis for help and she is grin ing like hell....I could put both hands on his dick at same time

>be 14
>sleepover at friends place
>get drunk
>smoke pot for the first time
>everything starts getting hazy, so i go to my friends room and pass out on his bed
>someone enters the room in the middle of the night and i get woken up by the noise
>still feeling dizzy and confused
>that person comes down and lies on the bed next to me
>around 5 minutes pass before he starts gently tapping me on the shoulder
>i dont know what is happening, feel incapable of reacting
>he then pushes a bit harder
>the whispers and asks if I am awake
>dont reply
>he takes his hand away from my shoulder and pushes it under my tshirt
>he moves it around my chest then pinches my nipple
>start to realise what is happening in an unconscious and detached manner
>but cant respond in any way
>he takes his hand to my crotch and starts rubbing my cock through my pyjamas and keeps on doing it till i get hard
>at that point he pulls down my pyjamas and lets my cock pop out
>he then moves closer to me and puts his hand on my dick again
>slowly peels back the foreskin to free my dick head
>not fully in my sense but understand what is going to happen
>weirdly, dont feel hesitant
>however, I still didnt know who it was because I was afraid of opening my eyes
>he gently jerks my dick and plays with my balls
>then, he takes my dick in his mouth and starts blowing me
>feel a sensation of pleasure course through my body
>it doesn't take long before i cant take it any more and let loose my load in his mouth
>i open my eyes a little and take a peek at who was swallowing my jizz
>see that the guy whose house i was in was sucking my duck
>unsurprising, because he was kind of a faggot
>he licked my dick clean, pulled my pyjamas up and went on his way

FIN

A FUCKING SEA OTTER CAN DO THAT AND YOU WOULD GET A HARD DICK. YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCK, ITS ABOUT THE ENTIRE HUMAN POPULATION, NOT JUST YOU AND YOUR FAGGOT HOME BOY

...Why so mad Ivan?
The politbureau didn't send the babouchka as they promised for your service in the glorious propaganda office?

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Most of us don't really care too much about american politics, but this only took two seconds to pasta and this is our country too. We can point out the shills and the weird ass Trump dick sucking disinformation barrage the russiafags spam all over Sup Forums so that the dumbshits don't get fooled into thinking any of it is real dialogue, support, or enthusiasm for such blatant hate & fear mongering. The board is being targeted by a foreign entity via social media, as were we targeted during the campaign. Our own intelligence agencies confirmed it.

We are a bunch of fuck ups, half or more of us are faggots, but we aren't a bunch of edgelord, genocidal maniacs who endorse the targeting of entire groups of people just because of their religion or race or gender. Reddit might have fallen for this shit, but they are a bunch of dumb fucks. We aren't and we won't. We don't care enough about this type of stuff to give a fuck. THAT'S HOW WE CAN TELL YOU ARE DOING IT RUSSIA. You're too over the top about shit.

Our intel agencies are our best defense atm as our WH is currently a raging dumpster fire and our media sucks. I don't consider myself at all patriotic, (and fuck the police still), but these fucking russians are still here. Some of them seem like ok people, they will actually joke around with you a little. But they are BEING PAID TO spread shit all over this board and it's retarded, Fuck off cunts.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO , I FUCKING LOVE FAKING MOON LANDINGS

As an actual american that has been watching all this shit unfold on Sup Forums I feel inclined to counter the russian spamming machine our intel agencies informed us of and tell it to fuck off by posting this message in every russian shill thread I see at least once. Your "not quite right" use of american slang, archaic metaphors, adjectives and weird ass sentence structure outs you. Idk if it's just google translate or what, but your english sucks. It sounds awkward, out-dated, and weird. This is accompanied with crazy ass ideological statements.

Most of us don't really care too much about american politics, but this only took two seconds to pasta and this is our country too. We can point out the shills and the weird ass Trump dick sucking disinformation barrage the russiafags spam all over Sup Forums so that the dumbshits don't get fooled into thinking any of it is real dialogue, support, or enthusiasm for such blatant hate & fear mongering. The board is being targeted by a foreign entity via social media, as were we targeted during the campaign. Our own intelligence agencies confirmed it.

We are a bunch of fuck ups, half or more of us are faggots, but we aren't a bunch of edgelord, genocidal maniacs who endorse the targeting of entire groups of people just because of their religion or race or gender. Reddit might have fallen for this shit, but they are a bunch of dumb fucks. We aren't and we won't. We don't care enough about this type of stuff to give a fuck. THAT'S HOW WE CAN TELL YOU ARE DOING IT RUSSIA. You're too over the top about shit.

Our intel agencies are our best defense atm as our WH is currently a raging dumpster fire and our media sucks. I don't consider myself at all patriotic, (and fuck the police still), but these fucking russians are still here. Some of them seem like ok people, they will actually joke around with you a little. But they are BEING PAID TO spread shit all over this board and it's retarded, Fuck off cunts.

NOW WHY DONT YOU RUNAWAY AND EAT LIKE PIGS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOVE IT GRANDMA !!!!!! * gets out the fuckin car * ""what the fuck you say you lil bitch ?"

Sage, all fields, fuck off

As an actual american that has been watching all this shit unfold on Sup Forums I feel inclined to counter the russian spamming machine our intel agencies informed us of and tell it to fuck off by posting this message in every russian shill thread I see at least once. Your "not quite right" use of american slang, archaic metaphors, adjectives and weird ass sentence structure outs you. Idk if it's just google translate or what, but your english sucks. It sounds awkward, out-dated, and weird. This is accompanied with crazy ass ideological statements.

Most of us don't really care too much about american politics, but this only took two seconds to pasta and this is our country too. We can point out the shills and the weird ass Trump disinformation barrage the russiafags spam all over Sup Forums so that the dumbshits don't get fooled into thinking any of it is real dialogue, support, or enthusiasm for such blatant hate & fear mongering. The board is being targeted by a foreign entity via social media, as were we targeted during the campaign. Our own intelligence agencies confirmed it.

We are a bunch of fuck ups, half or more of us are faggots, but we aren't a bunch of edgelord, genocidal maniacs who endorse the targeting of entire groups of people just because of their religion, race, gender or sexuality. Reddit might have fallen for this shit, but they are a bunch of dumb fucks. We aren't and we won't. We don't care enough about this type of stuff to give a fuck. THAT'S HOW WE CAN TELL YOU ARE DOING IT RUSSIA. You're too over the top about shit.

Our intel agencies are our best defense atm as our WH is currently a raging dumpster fire and our media sucks. I don't consider myself at all patriotic, (and fuck the police still), but these fucking russians are still here. Some of them seem like ok people, they will actually joke around with you a little. But they are BEING PAID TO spread shit all over this board and it's retarded, Fuck off cunts.

...

NO FUCK THAT SECURITY, IT MAKES ME EVOLVE BEING THAT HAPPY WITH NO WORRIES, STUPID CUNT

Sage

As an actual american that has been watching all this shit unfold on Sup Forums I feel inclined to counter the russian spamming machine our intel agencies informed us of and tell it to fuck off by posting this message in every russian shill thread I see at least once. Your "not quite right" use of american slang, archaic metaphors, adjectives and weird ass sentence structure outs you. Idk if it's just google translate or what, but your english sucks. It sounds awkward, out-dated, and weird. This is accompanied with crazy ass ideological statements.

Most of us don't really care too much about american politics, but this only took two seconds to pasta and this is our country too. We can point out the shills and the weird ass Trump disinformation barrage the russiafags spam all over Sup Forums so that the dumbshits don't get fooled into thinking any of it is real dialogue, support, or enthusiasm for such blatant hate & fear mongering. The board is being targeted by a foreign entity via social media, as were we targeted during the campaign. Our own intelligence agencies confirmed it.

We are a bunch of fuck ups, half or more of us are faggots, but we aren't a bunch of edgelord, genocidal maniacs who endorse the targeting of entire groups of people just because of their religion, race, gender or sexuality. Reddit might have fallen for this shit, but they are a bunch of dumb fucks. We aren't and we won't. We don't care enough about this type of stuff to give a fuck. THAT'S HOW WE CAN TELL YOU ARE DOING IT RUSSIA. You're too over the top about shit.

Our intel agencies are our best defense atm as our WH is currently a raging dumpster fire and our media sucks. I don't consider myself at all patriotic, (and fuck the police still), but these fucking russians are still here. Some of them seem like ok people, they will actually joke around with you a little. But they are BEING PAID TO spread shit all over this board and it's retarded, Fuck off cunts.

RUSSIA IS THE SHIT, TH EHOTTEST WOMEN AND HOTTEST FUCKING MILFS, NO CHANCE MOTHERFUCKER FROM ONE OTHERFUCKER TO ANOTHER

Sage, all fields, fuck off

As an actual american that has been watching all this shit unfold on Sup Forums I feel inclined to counter the russian spamming machine our intel agencies informed us of and tell it to fuck off by posting this message in every russian shill thread I see at least once. Your "not quite right" use of american slang, archaic metaphors, adjectives and weird ass sentence structure outs you. Idk if it's just google translate or what, but your english sucks. It sounds awkward, out-dated, and weird. This is accompanied with crazy ass ideological statements.

Most of us don't really care too much about american politics, but this only took two seconds to pasta and this is our country too. We can point out the shills and the weird ass disinformation barrage the russiafags spam all over Sup Forums so that the dumbshits don't get fooled into thinking any of it is real dialogue, support, or enthusiasm for such blatant hate & fear mongering. The board is being targeted by a foreign entity via social media, as were we targeted during the campaign. Our own intelligence agencies confirmed it.

We are a bunch of fuck ups, half or more of us are faggots, but we aren't a bunch of edgelord, genocidal maniacs who endorse the targeting of entire groups of people just because of their religion, race, gender or sexuality. Reddit might have fallen for this shit, but they are a bunch of dumb fucks. We aren't and we won't. We don't care enough about this type of stuff to give a fuck. THAT'S HOW WE CAN TELL YOU ARE DOING IT RUSSIA. You're too over the top about shit.

Our intel agencies are our best defense atm as our WH is currently a raging dumpster fire and our media sucks. I don't consider myself at all patriotic, (and fuck the police still), but these fucking russians are still here. They are BEING PAID TO spread shit all over this board and it's retarded, Fuck off cunts.

be straight.
> drunk at bar with friends from work while I was still in high school.
> Thought I was cool at bar cause older guys from work got me in.
> Friend gives me K and I'm a mess all over the bar.
> Things go foggy at bar and I start to come around at older co-workers house.
> start feeling his hand on crotch of my pants. Realize im laying on a couch with my legs draped across his.
> He notices me wake up and look confused. He jumps up and suggests more K will straiten up my head from drinking.
> Do two big lines, sit back down on couch and lights out.

SAGE THIS YOU FUCKING HOMO

I was raped and pozzed by an older guy when I was 19. Kinda just accepted I was gay after that as I secretly enjoyed it..

you should kill yourself, were all waiting on it

slowly come out of my stupor enough to be somewhat conscious but I think I am imagining I'm fucking my girlfriend.
> My eyes are still closed and I feel a sense of urgency to try to move to get up, cause I feel like I have to take a big shit bad and it's about to pop out.
> Body is not really responding to well but I open my eyes. Look up and awaken to a mind blowing scene.
> Co-worker is over me and my pants are off. My legs are over his shoulders and he has my semi-hard cock in his hand and he is squeezing it and pulling on it.
> I feel like Im going to shit right there in front of him and I am very freaked out about what he is doing to me.
> I start to say no stop, I am going crap, but all that comes out is "no sto".
> At this moment I feel him pull on my cock again and realize his cock is deep in my ass and he is using my cock like a handle as he fucks me.
> I don't have to go to the bathroom. what I'm feeling is him slowly pushing in and pulling out. Everytime he pulls out it felt almost like I was shitting.
> At first I am disgusted by this and tried to squirm out from under him.
> He then grabbed my cock harder with one hand to hold my ass where it was and held me down by the chest with the other.
> He tried to calm me down and say how sexy I was .After a few minutes I came to more and my senses started coming back. he was fucking me gently and it actually started to feel good.
> I just closed my eyes and let him do want he wanted.

Someone come and lick out my asshole

he started to pull on my nipples and i felt that my shirt was also off and that I was naked.
> His cock in my ass felt a bit uncomfortable but at the same time it did feel good deep inside me.
> he was also trying to stroke my mostly limp cock (to much drugs wouldn't get hard). That felt really good so I guess it was helping.
> He kept fucking me for what felt like hours, stopping every once in awhile to squeeze lube on his cock and kept telling me to cum for him. > I had gotten hard by this point but still couldn't cum because of the drugs.
> He then pulled out of me put his head between my legs and took my entire cock in his mouth (not a great feat my cock is pretty small). > He sucked on my cock like no girl from high school had ever. He then took my balls in his mouth and massaged them with his tongue to. He also licked and sucked on my asshole.

its pathetic really, kill yourself so we don't see such gay shit, like eat shit at mcdonalds an have people watch you because you think yall start some trend. no. kill yourself now.

Used to do the lewds with an 18 year old who lived on my street when I was 13. Started out with him talking me into jacking off with him, then convinced me to start blowing him and followed up with butt stuff not too long after that.

Sage, all fields, fuck off

As an actual american that has been watching all this shit unfold on Sup Forums I feel inclined to counter the russian spamming machine our intel agencies informed us of and tell it to fuck off by posting this message in every russian shill thread I see at least once. Your "not quite right" use of american slang, archaic metaphors, adjectives and weird ass sentence structure outs you. Idk if it's just google translate or what, but your english sucks. It sounds awkward, out-dated, and weird. This is accompanied with crazy ass ideological statements.

Most of us don't really care too much about american politics, but this only took two seconds to pasta and this is our country too. We can point out the shills and the weird ass disinformation barrage the russiafags spam all over Sup Forums so that the dumbshits don't get fooled into thinking any of it is real dialogue, support, or enthusiasm for such blatant hate & fear mongering. The board is being targeted by a foreign entity via social media, as were we targeted during the campaign. Our own intelligence agencies confirmed it.

We are a bunch of fuck ups, half or more of us are faggots, but we aren't a bunch of edgelord, genocidal maniacs who endorse the targeting of entire groups of people just because of their religion, race, gender or sexuality. Reddit might have fallen for this shit, but they are a bunch of dumb fucks. We aren't and we won't. We don't care enough about this type of stuff to give a fuck. THAT'S HOW WE CAN TELL YOU ARE DOING IT RUSSIA. You're too over the top about shit.

Our intel agencies are our best defense atm as our WH is currently a raging dumpster fire and our media sucks. I don't consider myself at all patriotic, (and fuck the police still), but these fucking russians are still here. They are BEING PAID TO spread shit all over this board and it's retarded, Fuck off cunts.

Sage, all fields, fuck off

As an actual american that has been watching all this shit unfold on Sup Forums I feel inclined to counter the russian spamming machine our intel agencies informed us of and tell it to fuck off by posting this message in every russian shill thread I see at least once. Your "not quite right" use of american slang, archaic metaphors, adjectives and weird ass sentence structure outs you. Idk if it's just google translate or what, but your english sucks. It sounds awkward, out-dated, and weird. This is accompanied with crazy ass ideological statements.

Most of us don't really care too much about american politics, but this only took two seconds to pasta and this is our country too. We can point out the shills and the weird ass disinformation barrage the russiafags spam all over Sup Forums so that the dumbshits don't get fooled into thinking any of it is real dialogue, support, or enthusiasm for such blatant hate & fear mongering. The board is being targeted by a foreign entity via social media, as were we targeted during the campaign. Our own intelligence agencies confirmed it.

We are a bunch of fuck ups, half or more of us are faggots, but we aren't a bunch of edgelord, genocidal maniacs who endorse the targeting of entire groups of people just because of their religion, race, gender or sexuality. Reddit might have fallen for this shit, but they are a bunch of dumb fucks. We aren't and we won't. We don't care enough about this type of stuff to give a fuck. THAT'S HOW WE CAN TELL YOU ARE DOING IT RUSSIA. You're too over the top about shit.

Our intel agencies are our best defense atm as our WH is currently a raging dumpster fire and our media sucks. I don't consider myself at all patriotic, (and fuck the police still), but these fucking russians are still here. They are BEING PAID TO spread shit all over this board and it's retarded, Fuck off cunts.

>Not first, but most recent.

>Went to an adult theater yesterday.

>Bought some poppers

>Walked into a booth with a chick sucking a dudes dick

>Turns out to be hooker and pimp

>I'm on couch, girl touch leg

>Pimp wants money

>No jail time for me.jpg

>Slide him a 10 and nope the fuck out

>Grab a booth by myself

>Strip naked and stand by door

>Grab first black guy I see

>He swallows my dick and shoves a finger in my ass

>cum buckets

>Get dressed and go home

This went on for a very long time. I could not keep track of time.
> my balls started to swell and he grabbed my cock and held it firm and said to wait for him.
> He put the bottle of lube to my asshole and squeezed a bunch in and also lubed up his cock.
> he got between my legs again and put his cock head up to my ass. As he pushed in this time I was awake and I was not ready for it.
> It hurt bad as he stretched me and I cried out. He just said ssshhhh and he started to stroke me and slowly push into me at the same time. once I felt his balls on my ass he stopped and just kept stroking me. my ass hurt but my cock was feeling real good.
> after a few minutes he was able to start pumping in me without to much pain. his cock gave me this feeling deep inside that was incredible and within minute I started to cum.
> I could feel it growing from inside me and as I exploded my ass was clenching around his cock in spasms. He kept pumping my cock hard, milking my cum from me and as my ass was still in spasm he started to fuck me real hard and fast.
> Then I felt his cock grow in me and felt my insides expand with his cum. It felt hot in me and he collapsed on top of my chest.
> He started trying to kiss me but it freaked me out and I pushed him off of me.
> I rolled over and was very confused and ashamed but I could still feel his cum filled deep inside me and I just wanted to keep it there. I felt so good filled up.
> I asked where his bathroom was and I ran in there and started to clean all my cum off of me and the lube off of me.
> I felt a bit of his cum leak out but I didn't want to let it go yet so I put on my clothes and confronted him in the living room. told him how fucked up he was and that even though I came I did not want this and that I would never do it again.
> I demanded he take me home right away. I didn't even give him a chance to clean my cum off of him and we left.