A carpenter's dream...... flat as a board, and easy to nail

A carpenter's dream...... flat as a board, and easy to nail.

Yes sir. Is that you boogaloo?

lookat those fuckin heels jesus christ wat that fak

and where's the tits eh?!!
no titties means she is an incomplete woman
either a trap or skeleton

WHERE ARE THE TITS?

This is the most beautiful ironing board, I ever see.

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Never understood the hype on this coal burner. Only thing hot on her are the lips

face, voice, feet

she q, would make a better wife than a fatty cause less to feed.

shame about the ass tho

on the real tho, tragic fucking ass

a nice ass would make this woman a goddess

she like a q girl next door tho. 10/10 face

What's your kind doing round here boy

because it's a hype, user.
type of advertisement also known on the internet as shilling.
but to be honest, I must to admit that she has some looks. Like I said she is flat like an ironing board but, a beautiful one. And her voice is good, well trained, clear. Sadly her repertoire is awful. Her songs are meant for 14 years old girls. she is wasting her potential.

fucking kek

>easy to nail
Yeah sure, you would totally have a chance if you ever ran into her.

>implying
Tay Tay is a virgin

that's the tricky part
>ever ran into her
her managers are insuring that no one will ran on her.
XD

I highly doubt that ... But could see that as true. Based off those sweet innocent as shit twitter messages that were leaked, I could totally see her still being a virgin. Much more likely she is just a sweet innocent girl, and probably a boring dead fish in bed.

kek

sure user.
she only suck dicks.

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That's cute man. Tay Tay rides nigger dicks

Is that real? Fucking looks like it broh

Feet are god tier

If you honestly think there's even a possibility that she's still a virgin you're mentally retarded

i mean, it's a real girl sucking a real dick. it's not taylor swift tho.

there is a huge chance to be real.
there were a leak from the calvin harris phone.
but no official confirmation.
even that she is blonde she is very smart. she didn't confirm the leak or the picture.
so... this pic just sits on some servers.
but she is on it.

>I could totally see her still being a virgin
it's a pretty widely known fact that jake gyllenhaal popped her cherry.

taylor swift has very pronounced collar bones. this chick has none.

Not her. Chin dimple is missing and the nose shape is wrong.

Still fapped.

Wow I'm really trying to watch that

You dont date John Mayer or Jake Gyllenhaal and stay a virgin, user.

this pic is from a cell phone made in a dark room with the phone lighting.
but of course you know better. I mean you are a neck bearded virgin faggot with one and only occupation. To adore and secretly stalk Taylor Swift.
It's interesting how you never saw this picture before?

keep projecting, kiddo.

you can read this. is meant for you , too.

Its the same way you can see a guy with a kid and know whether its his or not, user.

Are you faceblind, user? You know thats a cardinal sign of the aas burgers, right?

projecting !?
user, do you think you can insult me on psychology level?
denying the possibilities that this pic may be real just proves my thesis about people like you.

you can read this.it's for you too, faggot.

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Calvin Harris isn't an American, Jew or Muslim.... yet the guy in that pic is a cut fag...

she has an ass like a 10yo boy

...and this proves what?!?
do you know certainly that Calvin Harris is not circumcised?
I bet you exam his dick too. I mean you the taytay fags are very picky about her. and her boyfriends.

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