Ask God Anything

Ask God Anything

We cool or nah?

Wheres the fucking bike you owe me from christmas?

Sheet
Should of not woren theise garments

Are traps haram?

Why haven't you fixed the world yet?

You think you speak for God?

What did it mean when Christ said "eli eli lama sabachthani"? And why did he say it?

Why did you create the negro?

You must be a riot at parties

Why did you create Islam and Muslims or is that Satan's doing?

Where u at, bitch?

Why am so ugly?

You believe in you?

I don't know what he meant. I didn't say it.
YES.
If it ain't broke...
Go ask Santa Clause, faggot.

why did you allow the third reich to fall?

I don't allow or disallow anything. They fucked up, the other sides didn't.

God Dubs.

Are traps gay?

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When the fuck can we have another legit crusade

Whenever you want. I didn't even cause nor sanction the original crusades. People do everything that happens. Kill muslims or don't. I don't care.

Why you are the god? Why you put yourself onto that pedestal? What makes you think you are one? There's no god in this universe. Therefore you are N O T H I N G. BITCH

If you like steak, lobster, sparkling wine, and copious amounts of pot to smoke?
Yeah my parties are legendary.

Though I won't be turning any water into wine.

I can see sparkling wine pairing with lobster but steak? No sir... you need cab sav for that, faggot.

BYOB.

Don't much care what YOU drink with YOUR meal.

I just try to be thankful for each meal and to remember who it was that made it possible.

You didnt make possible shit you fucking asshole. GOD DIDNT CREATE THE UNIVERSE. THAT'S SO 1990 WAY OF THINKING BRUH, WE IN 2017 BITCH. MAKE YOUR RACE PROUD WE CAME A LONG WAY FROM THE STUPID BASED ASS MONKEYS YOU ASSHOLE. DONT MAKE US LOOK BAD YOU BITCH.

Why did you make it so we would desire women so much, and then make them so insufferable?

I have returned from after everything

I have been at the helm of all creation

You have no questions worth answering, but I will say to you this

Your potential is the same as mine, I did not create the flame of life merely protected it through its stages to now. He whom blasphemes against god and son is forgiven but do not blaspheme against the holy spirit

Do you want to know the end? Find the beginning

Wow that escalated fast

Why do I exist only to suffer

>holy spirit

So the proper god is the kiddy fiddler version?

Damn Italians!

who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp?

Oroboros.

But I tire of the endless cycle.

It will end very soon.

After all it was HE who played the final Trump.

The False Prophet is before us. We await only the Whore of Babylon and the Anti-Christ itself.

The first being we see who declares it is Angel, or Alien, will be a liar.

All we needs do is declare Peace Peace Peace and it will be upon us.

What is my name?

Ronan Parke!
Shake dat ass.

What's my name, lord?

Shhh

I don't do Parable..
If it is too warm for you? Get out of the kitchen.

why are lesbians damned when it says nothing about that in the bible?

What are you going to do when what you say doesn't come to fruition?

You gonna push back the date for the umpteenth time?

will she suck me tonight?

What will it take to get full frontal leg spread face included pictures in this thread of Winona Ryder?

what happens if i an hero?

Why aren't you here with me?

God here.

Can you suck your own dick, bro?

Because taking dick is salvation.

Why else did you think my priesthood was full of gay men?

You'll come back out of what you would be going into.

Next question.

I don't predict dates.

No man can know the date.

But the season is obvious.

So many have predicted the "end" through out history. But they all missed a very important fact. Israel had ceased to exist as a nation for nearly 20 centuries. Now in recent history it is back. The promise is that with in "one Generation" all things will be fulfilled. Sadly a generation may be 40, 70 or 120 years. ANd when did the clock start ticking? 1948 when the Nation was reformed? Or 1967 when they recaptured Jerusalem? So much math.. But hey there is a chance it will happen in our lifetime.

Cleared things right up, thanks. /s

that makes no sense.
you condemn gay men in the bible. that's double dick and you condemn it.

please answer my question properly

will we all make it if we follow /fit/'s sticky?

Let's face it, you don't really believe all that.

Religion and it's fantasies don't have a place in this world.

Fuck you.

Is this the real life?

What is your race?

I saw the picture I mentioned, my erection would be so big I could.

that makes no sense to me.
please clarify

why

God here.

/thread

Take care, my son and enjoy BotW this Friday.

Is this just fantasy?

>Let's face it, you don't really believe all that.

I would not have offered it if I did not believe it was true.

I joke of many things.

But of faith I am serious.

Why can't I be happy?

What doesn't make sense?

You'll come back out of the nothingness that you would be going into, just like you did this time.

Nope.
Just a temporary flesh imitation.
Next come classes on what it was / is all about.

Unless you are truly dedicated to Evil.

Then I suggest you eat drink and make merry for soon you may die.

Fair enough.

That's just not my cup of tea, however.

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tits and timestamp or you're not god

Caught in a landslide

We all will drink the wine one day.
But until then? May peace be with you.

is there a scientific way to prove if ice cream can be used as sunscreen?

Hot damn!

I don't have a race

I'm God.

Right back at you, user.

Are feminine penises a thing?

No escape from reality

Sure. Experiment.

Why would a god let u obey him? Any form islamic pigs, Christian dogs, or catholic child abusers?

You shall not put your God to the test.

You seem confused, Catholics are generally considered a sect of Christianity. I think you meant for your 3rd group to be Hebrew as that would make up all the Religions and People of Abraham.

I do, and they have damned themselves.
That is their sin.
But that said, they have experienced the ecstasy.
That they choose not to share it with the other half of humanity is a problem I am still addressing.

what do you do on friday nights?

HOW THE CRAP DID YOU LET SONIC 06' HAPPEN?????

Open your eyes

why not ? god is just another attention whore, so, the rules apply here.

meaning i'll be born again?
prove it...make a glazed donut appear on my computer keyboard now

Why is life so dependent on pure chaos and why do I need to be part of it?

You're an idiot.

You know, the usual.
Rule the universe, make sure theblaws of physics are obeyed, kill people, cause others to be born, curse people with mental illness, that kind of thing.

One thing I really enjoy is to cause a pubic hair to straighten out slightly and JUST BARELY brush the clit of a teenage girl.

Look up to the skies and see

I am not God but often his answers are easy to predict.

You will have to follow a ritual.

First publish your Debit Card number and VC Code as well as your name and address here in this thread.

Then the Angel willl contack your local krispy creme or tim hortons and have delicous doughnuts delivered to you by local taxi company.

Alternatively you could simply drive and get some yourself.

Cant we just kill all jews?

>I do, and they have damned themselves.
>That is their sin.
who has? for an omniscient deity you have a poor way of expressing yourself
>But that said, they have experienced the ecstasy.
again, who are you talking about?

>That they choose not to share it with the other half of humanity is a problem I am still addressing.
if you are talking about lesbians you're leaving it a little late

worst god thread ever!!

Why would I want to kill all of my original followers? Just because I have more now?
That's not how worshiping me works.

Nope.

1 Very hard to find.
2 Many many liar that "claim" to be, but if you accidentally harm them you are subject to Gods curse on those who would harm Cain.

TLDR: Bad Juju..

Because? We arnt talking about ur tiny dick?

Do you have anything better to do than not be born again?

What exactly were you up to before your consciousness, not You, came out of the void?

If, after your death, you are in the same situation of so-called non-existance as before your death, then the absolute truth is that you will be reborn again. Why? Because you were born out of that no-thingness already. Here you are, out of the same no-thing you will go into, you have come out of, for no reason at all.

Look who I have to talk to

Honestly, I should have smitten all of you long ago.

Why did you make me ugly?

>Ask God Anything

Pediatric AIDS: why?