I just got told that tomorrow is penis inspection day. Im terrified Sup Forums...

I just got told that tomorrow is penis inspection day. Im terrified Sup Forums. Any tips or strategies for coping with this or should i an hero?

Tuck it between your legs and tell them You're a pretty girl.

Make sure you scrub your foreskin good. The nurses always gave me shit about mine

What the fuck is a penis inspection day?

X2, I mean wtf???

Just a hygene inspection; the nurse checks out your unit to see if you have VD or sores.
Get rid of any smeg or she'll report you.

why mods didn't ban this faggot? he's clearly underaged and soon to be raped by his teachers

Are you here because one of the 100 trap threads 404d?

oh yes. wow how did you know? i was banned. but im behind 7 proxies so i came back

Why does someone want to inspect your dick?

+1 for Griffyndor, great comeback.
OP, you might get your dick held, or a hernia check, just turn your head to the right & cough.
No biggie

Because they're scouting for recruits for the next porn movie, why do you think?
> Summerfags in Feb

Make sure you jerk off that morning. Last thing you want to happen is the nurse start inspecting you and you pop wood or worse, blast her in the face.

OP, if the nurse asks for additional help, one of your teachers might also be doing the inspecting, just be advised

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they might get one or two of the girls in your class to help as well....

Most of the teachers taking part will be biology teachers. That makes it okay.....

I recommend NOT cleaning the pipes beforehand. You never know if the girl you have a crush on might have volunteered to help with the examinations.....

>I just got told that tomorrow is penis inspection day. Im terrified Sup Forums. Any tips or strategies for coping with this or should i an hero?

Damn, Sean Spicer is going full out isn't he? First checking all the phones, then this?

Looking forward to the next SNL.

If your teacher is wearing a skirt, be sure to 'accidentally' bump her leg...
> She wants you to!

>America
The land where it's okay to undress underage children and stare at their penis

Quite the contrary.
Don't jerk it, rub it in the stall before going out to the nurse. Get hard for her. She's not supposed to talk about it to other people and if she would, how fucked up would she be? and it'd be fucking normal for a teenager to get hard from a woman touching his schlong.

Get hard & look her in the eyes.

This, agreed. After about the 10th dick, she'll get tired and actually like seeing a stiff unit for a change

>being this new that he thinks it's real.

Is this penis inspection day a real thing? A nurse at your school inspects your cock? What part of Russia do they do this in?

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It's in the USA in most private & some public schools. After adolescence (14+) They have to check for several things: hernias, std sores, uncircumcised units and other medical stuff.
They stagger it so that it isn't a big deal. They don't want every boy to freak out abt it.

I'm looking forward to pussy inspection day.

Most school nurses are used to seeing such things.... some aren't...

Sauce?

Yes, there's also a day like that.

Also happened for me, in Belgium.
Fun times, a day of just chilling out and having your balls cupped and fondled by some 40yo. Wasn't a school nurse, though, just some medical "centre" specialized in it.

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Its pretty common in europe isnt it?

Ausfag confirming traumatic day. Back when i did it we were all lined up in the hall with our tackle hanging out. I think it more normal to do it more discretely and one on one these days.

>being this new that he thinks it's real.

it is tho

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Ye it's nothing special, way we did it was the whole class just sat in a room chilling, talking, reading a book or whatever and one by one we get called in. Just take out clothes off in a changing room, come out on the other side to the nurse, get checked and done.

Might as well cut it off if you're such a pussy.

>we were all lined up in the hall with our tackle hanging out.
>tackle

strayakek.. thx user