Vaguely describe a video game plot and let others try to guess it

Vaguely describe a video game plot and let others try to guess it.

something something minions
something something girls
something something you're "evil"

Skyrim

lol nigga are you even trying

"ALL YOU HAD TO DO, WAS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!"

Skyrim

drive car, crash, no seat belt
Many keks

Mario Bros

Skyrim?

Overlord

You aren't even trying.

More info.

Fly out window

Poison every waifu
Experience existential crisis

Candy Crush

Skyrim

GTA 4

>travel to city in the middle of nowhere
>take all the hallucinogens
>fuck everyone's shit
>drag an innocent girl into your fuckery
>then shit gets really weird

Sounds like Final Fantasy

Skyrim

>Suplex a train
>Go to Opera
>Clown destroys the world

Skyrim?

Shoot arabs that are covered up so you can't call racist

Because you're to much of a pussy to join the army.

Final Fantasy IV?

...

>listen to lincon park
>buy a trenshcoat
> make your heroes in columbine proud.

>crazy bitch
>crazy bitch having hallucinations all the time
>crazy bitch kills her doctor

Hatred

That doesn't sound too far off BioShock Infinite

Dogfighting

bioschockclckkk2

Plot twist - you're a robot

WE HAVE A WINNER

Find lighthouse
Go to city
Cool powers
Find girl
Get girl
Wipe away debt

Bioshock

sad lesbian simulator

>Bee from the future
>You're Jesus
>Run away from home
>Trout Yogurt
>Now you're a robot in the past

Earthbound / Mother 2

Infinite

Have a woman
Dress her like a slut
Invite man over
Have sex in shower
Have sex on a treehouse
Have sex in a car
Have sex in time machine
Have sex in sarcophagus
Have sex in gypsy wagon
Have sex in elevator
Have sex in a haystack
Have sex in an igloo
Get pregnant
Give birth to kid
Kill the kid
Cum in real life

Yeah. Too easy I guess.

Let's try another.

>Be noble
>kill brother, take his title
>repeat as needed.
>dlc lets you fuck your sisters

The sims

>Mission to stop terrorists
>Aerosmith
>Now president
>Suddenly aliens

Wow you loser can't even make a vidya thread good

Tl:dr you are worthless

Ding!

Saints row

FF6

.zip

>I work for the UNAT- nope, Illuminati.

>I work for Sar- nope, Illuminati

>live on an Island with older friend and a slut
>edgy shit starts to go off
>cant find friends
>muh friendship
>heal me you fucking stupid duck
>get cucked in the finale

>space
>get shitty ship
> think you're gonna be a bounty hunter or smuggler
>end up being a delivery man
>feels bad man

Yup

The guy who has been helping you betrays you in the end.

Kingdom Hearts

No Man's Sky

Linkin park-crawling in my skin

>be a burn victim in prison for mass murder and arson
>Stranger uses a corpse to break you out of prison
>murder
>die
>murder some more
>die some more
>commit regicide
>commit arson
>suffer third degree burns on entire body
>back to prison
>repeat

dude is so ugly he wears a masl
lives in a mountain.
doesnt bather anybody
your living a life of crime
you get paid to kill him
he really doesnt want to fight but ok if you insist
go into cave
run around
he falls in a hole
hammertime

Dark holes prepare to masturbate edition

Dark Souls

Skyrim

Alice?

...

yes

Close

Correct

think of a less shitty space game

Something wrong?

close

see

Oblivion

>log in
>join a game
>shoot a gun
>everyone screams at you in a weird language
>download l33t h4x
>kill everyone
>banned

no

Portal 2

>tripping balls
>hanging out in the sewer
>bang a hot chick
>player 2 gets left out of the rpg

Skyrim

close

no

close

Pokemon Go

>USB sword
>programming
>no voice

GTA: Vice City?

Counter Strike?

Skyrim

>arrive as a prison
>make character
>dragon comes to Save you
>run around mountains
>yell fus ro dah a few times
>use elder scrolls a few times
>kill lots of dragons
>download shitton of mods
>masturbate to your character

more recent

Correct
Close

Fallout 4

Gran Turismo 3

No

transistor

>be me
>alien ninja
>run and jump through some awsome stages

skyrim

Not correct, first one was close

Yes, good job! :)

>in jail
>ghost busts you out
>collect all the parts
>sequel is so buggy as to be almost unplayable

Cris kamaras street soccer ?

You're basically Ghost Rider

Skyrim

Morro? I assume masky is Dagoth

Close enough.
Arena. The first Elder Scrolls game

>install mods
>make cp
>masturbate to cp

OP's Mom?