How do I get this hair without showing my barber this picture?

How do I get this hair without showing my barber this picture?

You really think a barber will know who the fuck that is?

>Invent time travel
>Go back to 1930
>Become Joseph Stalin
>Kill 40 million russians
>???
>Profit

I don't live in America.

Just show the pic. they don't give a fuck who is in it

do you really need that kind of hair you fat nerd cunt

Use this pic instead

You must not have very many friends then...I know 3 chicks who went into hair care.

Like the average person is going to know what Stalin looked like in his younger days

I'm sure if I asked for a Hitler mustache or Trump hair they'd care.

"Give me the Stalin before he was evil look"

You're asking for the style of hair. You aren't going to turn into those people.

I'm just saying they might think I'm trying to impersonate them or something.

It's a pretty famous photo user, unless his barbershop is located under a rock they're going to recognise it.

What the fuck

I just realized you're right, people would get angry if you asked for a Trump cut. People are fucking insane.

I took in a picture of some Nazi's to my barber, he laughed then cut it how I wanted it.
Get a chill barber! Now every time I go in I ask for a Hitler cut

If your barber isn't fucking retarded, then they will do their job and give you the cut you want.

Show them the pic. If they question it, say you're doing it for ironic reasons.

Since you're obviously a 20-something hipster, they'll believe it.

I'd think so more than an obese neet on Sup Forums

They look different though.

wtf I hate barbers now!

It's a woman...

Quads speak the truth.

Checked and /thread.

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tell him you want your hair like Stalin

Show them a screencap of one of the last 69 times some one posted this shitty joke.

checked!

>Implying

Just show the pic, and if they say anything about it, just play dumb and say you really like the style.

ouh stalin is a hot boy isn't he?

She'd probably think of this picture though.

young stalin

If you're not super obvious neet tell them its for a fucking play, who cares

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shop sunglasses on the eyes

Do this. I wanna see the results

suck all the dicks and be a faggot thats how

Tell them you want the commie but you don't think you should have to pay for the haircut

to

Im not dumb and even I didnt recognize the picture at first

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kek

just photoshop the haircut onto a different black and white picture

hell Ill do it for you

Here it took like two seconds

Pic looks old enough that the dude is probably dead. So if you can afford a shovel and a bus ticket you can have that hair.

KEK be praised
Also, witnessed!

He looks so BEAUTIFUL!!!

fukken kek

Get a #3 guard on top with no guard skin showing on sides and back. IOW, a high and tight. Neglect for about a year, just comb back, don't trim it or anything. 12, 13 months later it'll look like that.

omfg quads