I will kill myself if someone can guess my birthday

I will kill myself if someone can guess my birthday.

day/month/year

February 29 1996

20/4/1889

Nope

lol

Tuesday

And dubs to boot

OP better load up that shotgun

no

you know it(;

28/02/1988

no sir

Today. but not this year of course

Newfag spotted

9/27/94

not today. its a later month...

25/12/-0032

close but not close...

Ahh darn. Well its past 2-28 than. Nice dubs. im only going for one attempt and im good.
have a good day m,8

lmao yeah im jesus

30/2/2019

you too my man

is it tomorrow?

how did you know?

Piss off you attention seeking cuck. You aren't going to kill yourself anyways you are just looking for attention. Grow up and get a hobby.

not tomorrow.

Hey! I getting some nails, OK?

28/02/1990

What month is 28?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead kiddo.

sure thang (:

in another dimension

I had sex with your mom on 34th May 2018

kys

Nice copy and paste cunt wad. You are as useful as a used tampon.

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jokes on you. my moms dead.

OH COME ON NEW FAGGOTS
OP IS NOT GONNA KILL HIMSELF
STOP GIVING HIM ATTENTION
YOU FUCKING SHITS

stfu nigger

Jokes on you. That wasn't your biological mom.

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lol

Hi guys

9/11/2001

but user, that implies they were useful at some point

lern2insult

day/month/year

ALLAHU AKBAR sand niggers

Live stream it, be an hero.

20/05/1994

only if you guess my bday

nope

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1/1/0001

1/1/1983

2/1/0001

On behalf of Sup Forums
>You're a dochebag

3/1/0001

Born before or after 1990?

4/1/0001