Dubs decide what my d&d character doe

Dubs decide what my d&d character doe

kill everything

suck dwarf cock to survive, not for money but literally to stay alive

die

kek

Bottle your farts.

Bite off your own dick and spit it at your enemy

be a druid only use fire seed

Buy a dog to rape every day.

Fag The Well Enfag

Ihave Nolife

He's dead, jim

Licks Cocks

Necrophiliac dwarf who rapes the bodies of his fallen enemies.

Tiniest Penis

Fedoras Are Dope

after dying he turns into a fuckdoll

John Smith

Be a goblin that doesn't proceed after a kill without cutting of their testicles.
I did it once and we had to stick around a dungeon for half an hour because I kept failing the roll to cut off a dragon's bullocks.

Gnome, bard, 1 leg

An ogre rogue