Dubs decide what i say to this young girly

dubs decide what i say to this young girly

p.s. I want to get laid so nothing that will just kill the conversation pls

give me the SUCC you dumb whore

oh my god dude this is so funny after a billion of these exact threads my man holy shit how do they keep getting funnier!!!!! its because you say dumb shit to random people oh my god that is so hilarious my dude what th ehell its so fuckin funny duder

Hello, m'lady. How are ye doin' this fine evening?

May I be your Ivory?

do you also like watching new memes on 9gag?

Fuck me, right?

I think im in love holy canoli

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Just say "wanna have sex" works every time

plz don't be 18

Everyday I go to sleep crying, because I feel empty. Can u fill my heart

you dun did good

Oh boy, yes!

Winrar

winrar! holy fuck this gon be good!

I hope she replies

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Roll

Well shit brother
I think you just jackpotted

Are you 12? How the fuck is this stale ass pasta going to be good?

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beats "show tits" by a long shot! c'mon its been long time since i saw these games last and a good pasta with a wierd reply might give me a little chuckle! anyhow it's been years since we had a good game of this.

Chill out

agreed

Hey gurl
u want sum fuk?

this

your mum is a whore i wanna fuck him

SAMEFAG

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Did I just go through a fucking time warp?

sorry to be a disapointment but i do not need to verify myself, my ego isnt that big

did your mum drop you right after birth?

25 seconds is enough time to post a one word reply

see

>sherlock
>better keep jerking off to >>>mlp

rollistan

I've never seen it, have no interest in anime and cartoons.

how fucking new are you?

OP sureeeely will deliver, won't he?

OP never delivers, OP is a susual a fag

nah op is a faggot... like always

OP is a fag.

Deliver faggot.

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Been on Sup Forums for a few years or so. Been alive for 30 more than that.

waiting to see evidence that you sent a message to her.

newfag

I think op is gone.

samesies 2you

wtf
this whole fucking sentence does not make any sence at all
just turn off your pc

samesies to you.

I'm not using a PC you WoW playing faggot.

>WoW playing faggot.

>goes to Sup Forums
>choses Sup Forums
>thinks this is an insult here

what are you using? your apple iphone? are you replying while vaping and tipping your fedora?

I don't own any of those things, nice try you piece of dog shit.

I "choses" Sup Forums and you "choses" to eat a dick homo.

what are you fucking 12?
>and you "choses" to eat a dick homo.
>you piece of dog shit

Nice reply? Try again, Nancy.

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