Is it going to be good? I think Tom Cruise is a master at picking scripts...

Is it going to be good? I think Tom Cruise is a master at picking scripts, he'd never go along with something if he didn't know it would be great.

>6'5" and built like a brick shithouse
>played by a literal manlet

They should have called it Jack Reacharound.

>6'5" and built like a brick shithouse

Sounds kinda gay.

First of all that's not true, and second of all, the writer/director of the first one is not returning for the second. It's directed by Ed Zwick (Last Samurai) and written by literal whos.

It's going to suck. Walk away.

Most MP's are manlets IRL anyways.

>They take a movie “Jack Reacher.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never served in the Military Police. He doesn’t have any military training. He has never fired a rifle. They make him Jack Reacher. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

Steven Seagal will never stop being funny.

first one was pretty comfy so ill probably see this too.

cant bruise the cruise

OF COURSE ITS GONNA BE GOOD

ITS BASED FUCKING TOM

HE DID HIS OWN DRIVING STUNTS, THOSE SCENES ARE GREAT

TOO BAD WERNER HERZOG WITH HIS HILARIOUS GERMAN MONOTONAL NIHILISM WAS KILLED IN THE LAST ONE

He's surprisingly comedic in the first one

>Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it
Why is this not in a banner for this board?

Love the first one. This will probably be 80-90% of the original. The whole sniper theme was so comfy. And bong tit cow can not be replaced.

No, this is the year Tom Cruise stopped caring.

Without McQuarrie, no.

I enjoyed the first one tbqh

Tom is starting to look his age a lot these days. In a few years he'll look ridiculous doing these crazy blockbuster action roles thanks to the botox and weight he keeps putting on.

hes actually aging into young clint eastwood status

lmao no

How short is that guy to make Tom look tall?

Tom's 5'7" so I guess that dude is like 5'3" or 5'4"

laugh as you wish
you'll never laugh as much as i am, watching a BS film such as Under Siege

You really don't think he looks good for 54? This nigga will be 70 in 16 years and still looks 30.

He needs to get on the gear and go Stallone mode.

Tom's 15 years younger, plenty of time to get jacked.

He did look good a couple years ago, but his age is quickly catching up to him now that he's 54, chubby and overdoing the botox.

More like Jack Preacher

source????

It's a rewrite of Seagal bitching about Tom Cruise being in Last Samurai.

thanks where can i read the full thing?

Yes. Cruise never stops to amaze me what he does

Seagal last samurai in google, first hit.

>Stallone mode

you know he's Captain Juicer right?

Her tits are small AF