Got matched with landwhale on tinder, dubs starts convo. Pic related.
Got matched with landwhale on tinder, dubs starts convo. Pic related
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Bought premium for a month out of boredom at work and went on blind like spree
how landwhale are we talking? Like 20lbs overweight or 200?
NEED to see those things unleashed
Somewhat like pic related so around 140 kg? Red hair black rim glasses and mostly close up pics of face.
300lbs and faceshots only are red flags if the problem glasses weren't already.
I'd suggest running, or a light jog if there's no risk she'll catch you.
ask for a feet pic
KACHOW. SPEED. I AM SPEED.
I mean my virginity is getting kinda heavy, but idk if I could go so far, still in early twenties
Hey I really like your style. Would you be interested in hanging out at the park with me this weekend?
those are so fucking garbage holy shit
Tell her she should be a dog trainer because she makes your Hotdog sit straight up.
Rolling for this
They suck real good.
And this
Rolling
Roll
Winner i guess
Winrar- op get to work
Winrar please post this
Fuck, ok fine, mama ain't raise no fuck boy
its not like it is going somewhere.
these bitches are all the same, with all the boring conversations and when you try to meet up, they chicken out.
believe me
I bet my entire nude folder she is a sjw
Eh, is dat kölle? Du jeck!
?
Can I flubber your bottom clumber?
fat
SHow her this pic and say this girl is very attractive and you are not ahahahaa
"no"
fuck, how does this utter shitpost win
the other post already won, waiting on a response now
its called being LIT
name?
Typing for the next reply
:you are fat fuck off and show this pic
I dont know her fucking name but I can post the set if u want
If you'd be so kind
Idk dude was gonna send it but some dude wrote something in german, from where I am that is, so yeah..
LOL POST THIS QUOTE TO HER ALONG WITH THE PICTURE
hey babe u pretty, pretty ugly that is......
hah
also
I just found the set and its like 120 pics and I dont want to ruin the thread for op since i want to see this fat girls response, I may post it on /s/ later tho
Send her a link to this thread...
"Let's meet up and have sex."
roling for this
Did you just get the set from the website/studio in the picture? Cause I can just grab it from there if it saves you the trouble
lol they kind of look a like
sorry guys I know kate upton is a slut i dont know why i still have her pics on my drive hahahaha
the website I got it from is a paid site (yeah I pay for porn stfu) and I dont really want to give out my account so yeah just be on /s/ at like 10pm or maybe ill do something like imgur
LOL OP WHERE U AT BUD
I found this via reverse searching: her name is Lily (MPLstudios) / Lilu (AmourAngels) / Alison Fox (Watch4Beauty) so I guess it depends on where you find it. There's also several websites that show her different shoots. I don't know if you have anything not in those but there's tons of that stuff.
OP IS GAY AND HE IS NOT KEEPING THE DEAL HE MADE WITH HIS Sup Forums FRIENDS
HAHAHA OMG I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING THE RESPONSE FOR ONCE.
and yeah I know you dont have to buy a membership to get this seet but metart is fucking so strict about copyright that I spent hours trying to find the set with no success, i pussied out and signed up for a membership they have decent stuff but its nowwhere near the money im paying them
LOL IS OP GOING TO POST THE FUCKING CHAT OR MAYBE HE FELL IN LOVE WITH HER AND DITCHED US!?
op ded
She ate him whole.
Yeah op here, sr guys some guy posted some shit in german and semi panicked and deleted account. Sr for disappoint.
fuck off u made me angree fuck u
What? why would you care what a german cuck says!?
Just date her, you pussy.
Warum ist deutscher verdächtiger, Freund?
Please post a pic of yourself OP, so we can evaluate your own attractiveness (or complete absence of).
jesus fuck shes tight
"i have 2 dice, if i roll snake eyes, we make passionate love, u in?"
This because you may should date her and not worry about what other people think. Well not date, we all know tinder whores only want sum fucc
So what is your favorite food? "All of it" or something?
Is it harassment if I squeeze your back boobs?
i would like to glaze you in my cum like i honey glaze a ham .. all over .. BOOM
pic related...
u know it.
>spank her like a disobedient avocado
Or why don't you leave her the fuck alone, you piece of shit. I love my wife for who she is, people like you can consider her a "landwhale", I find her to be the most beautiful woman in the world, and guess what? She'll never cheat or sleep around, so if you like your aids-infested snapping twigs, use something else, leave the bountiful women for the men who will actually respect them.