Chicken coop burnt down last night, all are dead, ask me anything

Chicken coop burnt down last night, all are dead, ask me anything

How did the fire start?

this

Did a nigger steal it.

What's for dinner?

Heat lamp fell over, set shavings on fire went from bad to worse in 5 seconds

This 2

chicken parm (no joke)

Did you eat any yet?

what does it smell like?

also timestamp

i had a scarecrow up, kept em away

more pics

Poor chicken

burnt chicken

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>ask me anything


how many cocks did you have last night?

How many birds?

it looks like there was a lot of suffering.

did you get to see the chickens running around on fire?

13, found 11 bodies

it looks like it happened several hours ago or yesterday. is that right?

yes

last night, read the first post retard

Arson?

sorry for wait

op fuckin lit it

chicken suicide

did you jack off while you watched them burn alive?
if not why not?

2

Did you attempt to save them or at least end their suffering?

yes, tried to extinguish the flames with my cum cum, also nice double dubs

i am legitimately sorry for your loss OP. stock or pet that's just heartbreaking.

couldn't, one door was completely on fire, the other was a chicken wire gate so touching it would've given me 3rd degree burns

The town werewolf.

Profound.

thank you user, while calling 911 i was laughing a bit out of pure nervous laughter, they thought i was crazy

Which level of Super Sayain is this?

for someone who raises chickens you sure don't know how to cook them, why is there so much pink meat OP do you want salmonella?

did this break your heart?

sup op fellow chicken farmer
why would you fucking use a gas heater, for fucks sake theyre chickens they just pile together to stay warm
dumbass

quackoken x25

small dick in chicken pussy

electric heat lamp, the dumb cunts knocked it over

kinda

Hey retard he said his heatimg lamp fell over. Illiterate fucks everywhere.

damn, how much money are you going to have to save to rebuild your livestock and the coop? :(

Nice

Not Op but experienced
Cosmicly gay quantities.

not sure, not sure if we are gonna try chickens again anyway

Poor animals, give them a proper burial OP please ;_; ...

>so dogs and possums and cyotes can dig them up later
>good plan

nobody ever said chickens were really clever

maybe you should switch over to lizards and eat/sell their eggs like you would the chickens
fuckers have a high resistance to fire damage

>its not very effective

>i love when my lawn is litter wih tiny parts of dead animals

ooga booga where da chikin at wyatt bois?

How do they taste?

but why did you use one? as i said my chickens are fine without one
nice b8 kek

ground too hard, had to put them in a big pile pic related

scrumdidddlyumptious

Un, you light your snake on fire to test its durability? Were you making a snake related infomercial? " but wait theres more, for a limited time we are giving you a free reinforced turtle with purchases of any of our flame retardant snakes or lizards." (Panframe out to truck wheel over a perplexed looking turtle)

its been cold as balls and they need it retard

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Yeah just incinerate them
>did you taste like a little peice of any of them? just for curiosity's sake?
>i mean technically, they are cooked.
>if dubs then you have to

fuck Sup Forumsro my sides

You get more eggs when they are warm.

>3rd degree burns from burning wire
No

i live in fucking wisconsin and theres snow on the ground and more coming as we speak.
unless you live in north alaska fuck off
>pic related, part of my stock

>did you taste like a little piece of any of them?
wanted to in all honesty, but i contained myself

>rerollin

live in fucking northern maine retard, literally a fucking tundra that is populated by hics, amish and potato farms

> Don't miss your chance at a charred chicken necrotic gangbang OP.

we also have that, but add fucking airforce squads going to base north of us and chicago tourists fluttering around my property
let your animals be animals, they wouldnt have heat lamps in the forests

we also have that, but add fucking airforce squads going to base north of us and chicago tourists fluttering around my property
let your animals be animals, they wouldnt have heat lamps in the forests

man, i bet you were popular in college

i think i found out which chicken coop im going to set on fire next

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My crowning achievement was nipple surfing down three flights of stairs at the dorm before drunkenly falling off an overpass. I was THAT guy.

Now.. Baste those chicks!

Do you have a farm? If so what else do you have?

WARM = MORE EGGS

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU AUTISTIC RETARDS

good luck, its metal and i keep an ak-47 in my kitchen
country life yee yee

other 2 probably got eaten

Dat looks tasty, did you try a bite?

we do not have a farm, we tried out chickens as a test run so we could bring in some income and to see if we could become self sufficient

almost

Are you going to try again?

not sure

You gana eat that?

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Is it your family's farm or you're a self made man?
And what are you going to do with the leftover burnt chicken?

True story I found a dead chicken in the yard today and threw it in the fire and a hard boiled egg rolled out of the fire still intact

Not really a farm, but familt in a way, leftover burnt chicken will be fed to the family nigger, rubert

Did you have enough barbeque sauce?

You probably already know this, but make sure you remove the bones, cooked chicken bones are dangerous if chewed

Why? I love the end of the bones if they are soft enough. Anytime I eat wings I eat the bone

Works with fish my dude.

Was worth a shot. Oh well, we learn from our mistakes.

I'm talking about the hard bits, they can splinter apart into jagged bits that can fuck shit up if swallowed

will you leave the burnt chickens out so other animals can scavenge?

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