Lets start a game

lets start a game.

explain a game plot badly
guess what it is

>ramirez, do everything

It's about a girl who goes through holes in the future

portal

You are a robot and have to send a satellite to space for humanity.

Portal.

My turn: Cola turned everybody into zombies so you have to throw cars at a flying saucer. Also there are loads of wasps.

Modern warfare 2

Modern Warfare 2?

ye

You are a girl who does hardcore parkour

mirrors edge

>Be me
>Noble
>Die
>Sons inherit land
>Be son
>Want brother's land too
>Kill brother
>Have all the lands
>repeat
>Download DLC
>fuck sister

Sunset Overdrive

Nope. Another clue: the mafia want you to take part in street races umpired by children.

...

Bump

It is the story of a man named Stanley.

stanley parable

You get lowkey brainwashed and a fat ukrainan tell you what to do

You are a telepathically communicating mechanic,who happens to be good with guns. Get the fuck off my head!

black ops

unga bunga

Dictator removal specialist.

Protect a girl from deformed men

just cause 3

bioshock 2
ez win

crusader kings 2

far cry primal

>be me
>fat
>pick nose
>become hero
>pick nose all the time
>weapon

Crusader kings 2

Surprised someone got it

>walk through house
>spoop
>walk more
>more spoop
>walk through house
>see all spoops
>paint shit

STALKER

>be goat

win

the last of us bitch

luigis mansion

goat simulator

not even worth guessing

Dumbasses are scared of the dark so they keep lighting the world on fire

something something minions
something something girls
something something you're evil

>kill barbarians
>rewrite history

>world is now sausage fest
>you have to save surrogate daughter who wants nothing to do with you from said sausage fest

get out of here dark souls trash

Build a cosy nest for animals.Watch them fuck.It looks so pretty when they die.

Civilization I-VI

> Journey to find Family Member
> talking frogs and shit

There's a settlement. It needs help.

a story about my uncle

Super Mario RPG

>be criminal mafia guy
>also be demon

refuse to guess out of pure hatred for this game

Bioshock infinite

fallout 4

Right

Vinny "tentacle arms" Scagnetti

>cool kid with sunglasses
>wear masks
>turn into shit
>fight things, wear more mask

...

bio shock infinite takes place in the past you stupid retard

Rampage best game ever

Portal 2. The robot being Glados.

my sides

Kek

>fuck an ugly girl you met online
>her brother hates you
>shitpost and troll him for maximum keks

layers of fear?
I don't remember the name but the kids room, with the toys, was fucking creepy

> Doors Opening Simulator
> scary as fuck

Open world zombie game with survival and crafting elements.

PT

wait, what?

dayz

>Be 40

>Make avatar

>Look like lego

>Online, lots of people

>Hit on 12 year olds

>join other rooms

>get called fag for not having membership

>hit on more 12 year olds

That's it

roblox

Fucking bandicoot.
But Farcry is funnier.

>be in space
>sudden wtff-f-f-f-f kind of things are these
>shoot them
>some religious sect

layers of fear

Niggers everywhere.You are a nigger.Two niggers who were good are bad.White people talk funny.

Dead Space

>Be badass
>someone interrupts eating pizza
>i bet it's my brother
>kill stuff on the way
>yep it's my brother

killing thousands of mushrooms and reptiles to finally fuck a hot blonde.

7 days to die

ofc

Mushrooms make the mario too obvious

>blocks
>blocks
>blocks

Viva Pinata?
That game was kinda fucked for kids.

gta5

>no sir, u cannot into this country
>mom-in-law dies because food

you mean everything he said points to mario

>make avatar

>login

>empty world, weird as fuck

>very old, creepy psychological

>why is this still here

mario

devil may cry, too easy

mgs 3 again easy

i bet it was the pizza

hard mode. game based off a movie

you can sit on it, but you can't take it with you

>GET OVER HERE

Majora's Mask... But that Zelda boy that cross dresses in a green dress doesn't wear sunglasses. Idk mayne.

It's "mother in law", not "mom in law" you fucking european

Viva Piñata

Never played it, but not what I was thinking about

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

scorpion
i mean mortal kombat
>MFW my steam nick is hanzo hasashi