Real Madrid vs. Leganés

Get in here for a comfy early afternoon match.

Lineups:

Real Madrid XI (4-3-3): Navas; Carvajal, Varane, Nacho, Marcelo; Kovacic, Kroos, Isco; Bale, Morata, TSUUUU.

Leganes XI (4-3-3): Serantes; Insua, Bustinza, Mantovani, Rico; Lopez, Alberto, Perez; Gabriel, Machis, Szymanowski.

>Lelanes
Rev up dem TSUUUUUUs

>early afternoon
>12h

After 12 o'clock it is literally "after noon".

They're actually the 3rd strongest away team in lel liga this season

Who m/a/drid here?

Who H/alal here?

Will we ever get rid of CR?

>3rd
Counting from top or bottom?

>3rd strongest
Can't you read?

Please no anime in this thread.

I just woke up, no bully :^)

>tfw I just woke up at 5AM only for this match

REEEEEEEEE

I better see some good TSUUUUUUUUs today

Who /mad/rid here?

It's all good my man

posting for meme magic
digits confirm leganes win

Last digita confirms how many goals tristiano donaldo scores

Kovacic is elite.

>Crystiano rolando

kek Tsunaldo btfo

>donaldo

Ronaldo is gonna get send off today

>tsunaldo

Why can he only either
>tap in and score
>penaldo

>donaldo
its sad at this point

who is lifelong leganes fan here like me?

Cheeky 1-1 draw incoming

This literal who team is actually pulling their weight.

All the more evidence that mid table teams in la liga would be top tier teams easy in the epl.

>i rate Zidane

dont lie, leganes fans dont exist.

reeeeeeeeeeee

I can't believe I woke up so early for this shit, fuck it.

>Madrid sunny afternoon

qué haces con tu vida?

why is Isco so funny when he tries to run fast? what's wrong with his legs?

FELIZIDANE!!!!!

look at this fag , look at him and laugh
am a life long fan of real madrid but if real doesn't win today i'll change to leganes

kek that dive was hilarious

isn't it siesta time

>donaldo

they are bended outwards

It's TSU time, user. TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

BAYOL

>waking up that early to watch halal

Fucking christ man

Wonder how that happened

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2 more hours until siesta time but right now it's "siesta del cordero" time.

Everytime is siesta time

Just tuned in. What happened with Ronaldo?

>Fucking christ man

keep christ out of this, we all berber here and we say SALMON-ALLÉZ-CUM.

He's old

He got fouled but didn't get a free kick so he threw a hissy fit and kept complaining until he got booked.

Why are the Leganes players so frail? They take 2 minutes to get up every time they touch the ground

I hope Morata gets some play-time during the second half.

webm of that?

they don't eat enough because they don't get an extra 100 millions for TV deals like Halal and Faggalona

BALE

Don't have one, sorry.

>BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL

BALE X2

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Bases Bale

is ronaldo finished?

it seems like they are renewing his contract but they may as well cash in to P$G whilst they still can and build the team around bale

Based Bale. Trade Ronaldo

Guiri here, my friends here tell me that it's "buenas dias" until you had lunch, which is at 14h usually. Wouldn't you call this a morning match?

Buenos* días.

I am guiri as well senpai. I'm studying here and our teacher told us that, contrary to popular belief, after 12 it's "buenas tardes".

we call this "let's suck chinese market tiny dicks and get money from it".

Tu profesor es gilipollas

He will score the 6-0 goal in this game. He's still got it.

going to tak a shit and get my GF from work, wish me luck guys, I want to fuck her before siesta.

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>Le rush extrmeely fest to tap what should be easy peasy throughballs for the defense in monkey xD
It's amazing how Halal always has one of those players allowing them to stay in CL without making the refball too obvious even if they are fucking shit. You now remember Rafael Va de bar en bar go

>lelganes

Just do a simple pass there, not a cross.

Modric on. This game might become interesting now.

Reminder that Ronaldo plays too

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>free kick hits the wall

for Allah's sake ronaldo, stop free kicking

pretty good stuff from Nacho there

MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR
>MORTAR >MORTAR >MORTAR >MORTAR >MORTAR >MORTAR >MORTAR >MORTAR >MORTAR

>wake up
>Halal is 2-0
>think rolando has already scored
>as my eyes adjust, Halal scored a third goal
>think it's rolando
>it's actually Morata

How is rolando taking this? Has he gotten angry?

yes , he was yelling at bayol

He got angry when Bale scored

ronaldo is about to realize that his career in football is over and his career at gay porn is about to beggin.

>yfw Pique scored more goals than Rolando in la liga

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>skies the free kick

>donaldo's free kick

cr7 on suicide watch after this match

>tfw this isn't true
i looked up stats to confirm but it says donaldo has 5 and pique has 2
still got a hearty kek out of it though

what's next for Penaldo's career?

>that free kick
>Rolando

Yeah, they were even for long time, i've missed the last week hattrick out

Chinese league, Qatar, or MLS

> a noon game

Who does this?

>noon
Check your clock m8. It's only 7 in the morning.

Real should fucking sack Ronaldo already.

Totally useless

stupid move, they should put him on zidane's shadow and mange the team from the sideline, fucking treble on the bag.

kek

this
remember how he coached portugal to the euro final win? exactly like this but every trophy ever

"do this for me!" "you owe me this!'
probably his pump up speeches